"What is the purpose of your visit?" when it's a convention like Internext?
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Just tell them you are here to get drunk spend money and see titties.In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator. -
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border patrol??
are you walking from mexico?
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When I'm coming back from TJ I always tell them we were betting sports at Caliente, they let my white ass right through! Sometimes they look for some tips on bets!
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Just say vacation and have a brief story ready about where you are going and for how long etc IF they should ask for more details but don't blurt it out like a script.
Email yourself any documents or itineraries and if you really need your laptop, clean it up a bit or at least delete the ******* pic as your desktop.Comment
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biz, thats all you need to say i am going to be there for biz
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That a friend of a friend wanted you to take a wrapped up package to someone named Lou on the other side.Living in Virtual Reality
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Originally posted by xclusive
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I've always told them it's an internet convention, where I'm going to meet associates, clients etc.Originally posted by Screaming
Then they ask...
What kind of business is it?
Do you have a business card?
Do you have a website?
Note, that I'VE never had a problem getting across, but the horror stories are becoming much more frequent.Comment
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just act like you cant speak english, speak arab insteadNeed a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleandeComment
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if I am borded and have time to waste: "business trip - buying and selling drugs!"
if I need to get through quickly: "to see my doctor for my monthly AIDS/HIV treatment."
I always get stopped ... a common problem for olive or off-white folk like me.Comment
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say its a mainstream webmasters event. like a seminarComment
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easier to just tell them the truth...Comment
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Holiday in Las Vegas is the best thing to say.Comment
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Just say you are going to Vegas for vacation. It's the truth.Fuck My Sig Good
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"Fuck off, pig! I know my rights."Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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it's common knowledge never to say work stuff but I got red flagged so Im going to make sure to keep my story together.
It looks kinda shady when I go to Vegas, Maimi, Arizona, Mexico etc for less than a week and I never bring anything back I look like a drug dealer.
So just say your visiting your friends.Derek *Dwreck* Smout
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LMFAO!Originally posted by Paco, of Large Cash.
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CES is right around the corner too..
so that should be a good excuse.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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"i'm just here for the free porn"Comment
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lolOriginally posted by escorpio
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Originally posted by Phoenix??? lol. Clear as mudOriginally posted by Dwreck
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sometimes its not , depends what you look like hehehe ....Originally posted by WebTitanComment
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Right OnOriginally posted by Probono
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what are your answers for those ?Originally posted by ronaldoComment
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if you are going to say "vacation or visiting" you better becareful what you bring because if by chance they decide to check your shit ....
They see you have couple hundred business cards , any promotional items etc.... u are going to "THE ROOM"
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i'll better wear my chastity belt thenOriginally posted by webgurlif you are going to say "vacation or visiting" you better becareful what you bring because if by chance they decide to check your shit ....
They see you have couple hundred business cards , any promotional items etc.... u are going to "THE ROOM" 
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Sounds like a good idea to meOriginally posted by Furious_Male
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Tell them it's a Mr. T convention.
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"Vacation"Comment
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Definately, It's all business
You should worry about what to say about your wife or girlfriendComment
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Originally posted by cadillac sparksTell them it's a Mr. T convention.
I pity the fool that tries to stop me from entering a country!Comment
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funny advic
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SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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I saw The Terminal. If they ask, tell them the medicine is for your sick goat.Comment
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Business AND Pleasure, officer.Originally posted by ronaldoComment
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i wouldn't mention a thing about the adult biz when going through US customs these days, especially if your carrying a laptop w/ you..
...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..Comment
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"Me speak small English"
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