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Old 12-27-2004, 01:50 PM   #1
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Teach me English

I always have a problem with If-would sentences.

1. If you show me your pussy, i would fuck you
2. If you show me your pussy, i fuck you
3. If you would show me your pussy, i fuck you

which one is the correct sentence ... (if any ) ???
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:51 PM   #2
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Combination of #1 and #3
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:52 PM   #3
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show me your pussy so i can fuck the everliving shit out of you.
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:54 PM   #4
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I always have a problem with If-would sentences.

1. If you show me your pussy, i would fuck you
2. If you show me your pussy, i fuck you
3. If you would show me your pussy, i fuck you

which one is the correct sentence ... (if any ) ???
4. If you would show me your pussy, i would fuck you
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:55 PM   #5
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4. If you would show me your pussy, i would fuck you
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:08 PM   #6
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Hmmm... isnt this like:

If you showed me your pussy, I would fuck you?

May be wrong though...
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:22 PM   #7
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jeez, i learned it in school, but i cant remember.
I think i remember our english teacher said that If and Would never come in the same sentence. On the other hand, i was mostly sleeping in the english lessons ... so i doubt that i remember correctly
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:23 PM   #8
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fuck. Where is "Grammar Police" when you need him
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:23 PM   #9
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