Teach me English
 

I always have a problem with If-would sentences.

1. If you show me your pussy, i would fuck you
2. If you show me your pussy, i fuck you
3. If you would show me your pussy, i fuck you

which one is the correct sentence ... (if any :uhoh ) ???

Combination of #1 and #3

show me your pussy so i can fuck the everliving shit out of you.

4. If you would show me your pussy, i would fuck you

:glugglug

Hmmm... isnt this like:

If you showed me your pussy, I would fuck you?

May be wrong though...

jeez, i learned it in school, but i cant remember.
I think i remember our english teacher said that If and Would never come in the same sentence. On the other hand, i was mostly sleeping in the english lessons ... so i doubt that i remember correctly :)

fuck. Where is "Grammar Police" when you need him :laughing-

Dont worry about it. Just hand them the hundred bucks, and you are set.