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Warden · 12-27-2004, 01:56 AM

So if your wife can't cook for shit, you go out to eat

If your wife doesn't clean, you hire a maid

If your wife doesn't do yard work, you hire a gardener.

So it would only seem logical that if your wife doesn't fuck you enough that you get yourself a prostitute.

Yet for some reason when I asked my wife if we could get a maid, she said yes. And when I asked her if we should get gardener, she said she would love to. Then when I asked her if I could take her out to dinner, she didn't hesitate to go... So when I asked her if I can get a prostitute since it's been a fucking MONTH since I've been laid or gotten any head. She threatened divorce! Now seriously I was just kidding with her and I made sure she realized that but WHY do women feel that sex is a privilege and not a right???

Doctor Dre · 12-27-2004, 02:00 AM

Because they own you this way ?

I never ask my gf for sex anymore ... it's taken a month the first time, but now she comes to me often ... reversal of situation

Warden · 12-27-2004, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Because they own you this way ?

I never ask my gf for sex anymore ... it's taken a month the first time, but now she comes to me often ... reversal of situation

Try saying that when you have 12 years of marrage under your belt!

Furious_Female · 12-27-2004, 03:03 AM

Sex and being aroused is 90% emotional/mental to most women. Keep that in mind and the rest will fall in place.

d00t · 12-27-2004, 03:56 AM

yes it does seem very logical - however - you do those other things (maid, gardener etc) for the benefit of your relationship - getting a ho aint really helping the relationship is it now?

If sex is a big issue, why not bring it to her attention and DEMAND it?
Any woman that seriously threatens divorce over something that is clearly a joke..................... hmmmm.... you know...

xclusive · 12-27-2004, 03:58 AM

I think you need to sit down and have a serious talk with your wife...

budz · 12-27-2004, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I never ask my gf for sex anymore ... she comes to me often ... reversal of situation

word, same here.. and I've been with mine 10 years.

and she's preg now :love-smil

Firehorse · 12-27-2004, 07:27 AM

It's all about balance bro. I am used for sex sometimes 3 times a day. My wife holds me down, handcuffs, and when I am free lets me do everything I want to and if I won't makes me!

Major (Tom) · 12-27-2004, 07:37 AM

withold all emotion from her. Their need for affirmation/affection is greater than your sex drive. Be cold. When you get into bed, rub one out and turn over and go to sleep. You will see how fast she caves.

Duke

Harmon · 12-27-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

withold all emotion from her. Their need for affirmation/affection is greater than your sex drive. Be cold. When you get into bed, rub one out and turn over and go to sleep. You will see how fast she caves.

Duke

He's right. A man's need for sex is inherent. Women do not look at sex the same way as men do in general. Women need emotional security. Men just need to spread their seed.

Cut her off emotionally, and she will come groveling back with her chapstick on and ready to suck some cock

Warden · 12-27-2004, 11:21 AM

I'm sorry if this thread came off as a rant. It was something I brought up jokingly to my wife, and she joked back about the devorce thing. We're happily married, however sex and head are too few and far between! Then again, I want it just about every night!

Warden · 12-27-2004, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

He's right. A man's need for sex is inherent. Women do not look at sex the same way as men do in general. Women need emotional security. Men just need to spread their seed.

Cut her off emotionally, and she will come groveling back with her chapstick on and ready to suck some cock

Now that's the best reply yet!

ronaldo · 12-27-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Warden

I'm sorry if this thread came off as a rant. It was something I brought up jokingly to my wife, and she joked back about the devorce thing. We're happily married, however sex and head are too few and far between! Then again, I want it just about every night!

Every marriage has it's up and down times man, and it sounds like you're in a down time.

When the wife and I talked a few years ago, she told me she'd UNDERSTAND if I had an affair because she stopped putting out. She just asked that I mention to her that I was getting frustrated, so she at least knew. Now, if we go for any extended period (which is VERY rare), I point this out to her and things pick up.

The best suggestion I can make is take her away from the daily stresses of life. Be it a luxury hotel, cabin in the woods or even a tradeshow. Once she gets away from it all, she'll probably be all over you. Oh, if you can afford it, buy a hottub. The quality time we spend together now has increased tenfold.

I have WAY more fun when I take my wife to a show like Vegas because she turns into the minx I married, when we've got no kids around.

XxXotic · 12-27-2004, 11:36 AM

why bother to ask if its ok to get a prostitute?

pornguy · 12-27-2004, 11:38 AM

Soinds like you have hit the hallway sex in your marriage. You walk by each other in the hallway, and say fuck you.

Wiggles · 12-27-2004, 04:05 PM

Women are evil, that is all.

ytcracker · 12-27-2004, 04:07 PM

i cant explain this to my wife

Illicit · 12-27-2004, 04:07 PM

Divorce the bitch and go get an Asian chick... I told mine that there would be times I will fuck other chicks, and she just accepts it. She may not like it, but says it isnt my fault

12-27-2004, 01:56 AM	#1
Warden Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Valencia, CA Posts: 2,906	Seems Logical, Right? Wrong!!!!! So if your wife can't cook for shit, you go out to eat If your wife doesn't clean, you hire a maid If your wife doesn't do yard work, you hire a gardener. So it would only seem logical that if your wife doesn't fuck you enough that you get yourself a prostitute. Yet for some reason when I asked my wife if we could get a maid, she said yes. And when I asked her if we should get gardener, she said she would love to. Then when I asked her if I could take her out to dinner, she didn't hesitate to go... So when I asked her if I can get a prostitute since it's been a fucking MONTH since I've been laid or gotten any head. She threatened divorce! Now seriously I was just kidding with her and I made sure she realized that but WHY do women feel that sex is a privilege and not a right??? __________________ AIM: ZeeRiddler ICQ: 128160005 Warden's MS

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d00t Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your mind Posts: 3,766	yes it does seem very logical - however - you do those other things (maid, gardener etc) for the benefit of your relationship - getting a ho aint really helping the relationship is it now? If sex is a big issue, why not bring it to her attention and DEMAND it? Any woman that seriously threatens divorce over something that is clearly a joke..................... hmmmm.... you know...

12-27-2004, 11:21 AM	#11
Warden Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Valencia, CA Posts: 2,906	I'm sorry if this thread came off as a rant. It was something I brought up jokingly to my wife, and she joked back about the devorce thing. We're happily married, however sex and head are too few and far between! Then again, I want it just about every night! __________________ AIM: ZeeRiddler ICQ: 128160005 Warden's MS

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12-27-2004, 04:07 PM	#18
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	Divorce the bitch and go get an Asian chick... I told mine that there would be times I will fuck other chicks, and she just accepts it. She may not like it, but says it isnt my fault __________________ Insert Sig Here