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Warden · 12-27-2004, 01:56 AM

So if your wife can't cook for shit, you go out to eat

If your wife doesn't clean, you hire a maid

If your wife doesn't do yard work, you hire a gardener.

So it would only seem logical that if your wife doesn't fuck you enough that you get yourself a prostitute.

Yet for some reason when I asked my wife if we could get a maid, she said yes. And when I asked her if we should get gardener, she said she would love to. Then when I asked her if I could take her out to dinner, she didn't hesitate to go... So when I asked her if I can get a prostitute since it's been a fucking MONTH since I've been laid or gotten any head. She threatened divorce! Now seriously I was just kidding with her and I made sure she realized that but WHY do women feel that sex is a privilege and not a right???

12-27-2004, 01:56 AM
Warden Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Valencia, CA Posts: 2,906	Seems Logical, Right? Wrong!!!!! So if your wife can't cook for shit, you go out to eat If your wife doesn't clean, you hire a maid If your wife doesn't do yard work, you hire a gardener. So it would only seem logical that if your wife doesn't fuck you enough that you get yourself a prostitute. Yet for some reason when I asked my wife if we could get a maid, she said yes. And when I asked her if we should get gardener, she said she would love to. Then when I asked her if I could take her out to dinner, she didn't hesitate to go... So when I asked her if I can get a prostitute since it's been a fucking MONTH since I've been laid or gotten any head. She threatened divorce! Now seriously I was just kidding with her and I made sure she realized that but WHY do women feel that sex is a privilege and not a right??? __________________ AIM: ZeeRiddler ICQ: 128160005 Warden's MS