Should I be turned on by Jodie Foster? - GoFuckYourself.com

Machine · 10-18-2001, 03:57 PM

I was watching the movie "Contact" with Jodie Foster today, and for some reason my pants started to wriggle in the crotch area.

Foster is too skinny, plain, and has too pointy of a nose, and too deep of a voice for me to normally be aroused, but for some reason she makes me want to do the horizontal hoola with the nearest female or right hand that is available.

What the hell is it about Jodie Foster that makes me forget my standards, and makes me keep replacing pants zippers like used condoms?

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Amputate Your Head · 10-18-2001, 03:59 PM

I get that same thing with Rosie O'Donnel.

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Machine · 10-18-2001, 04:03 PM

Dude thats just wrong.

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Exxxotica · 10-18-2001, 04:03 PM

Maybee you have been hit in the head a few too many times

Or... you look at so much porn...it takes a different type of woman to get you going now.

I personaly cant get off unless I think about Anal Hobbits during sex. I even make my girlfriend call me the Anal Hobbit while doin the nasty.

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On-top · 10-18-2001, 04:08 PM

I checked on it, and yes, it is ok to be turned on by Jodie Foster. It says Summersby and Maverick are both acceptable stimuli, however, Contact is not. Sorry man.

Amp, the document says that your case requires minor therapy and a subscription to Rosie?

;-)

stangster · 10-18-2001, 04:10 PM

Theres no cure for what Amp has..

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Theo · 10-18-2001, 04:28 PM

those who fuck a lot for a long period face this problem. J.Lennon was a victim also and finally married Yoko Ono. It's A VERY serious period for you! Have your friends always with you when you get out, you can't imagine how many Yoko Ono's are available!

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Naughty · 10-18-2001, 04:38 PM

You are (a) Machine, so... for humans however I guess it is out of the Q

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Machine · 10-18-2001, 05:18 PM

Exxxotica, you perverted little Anal Hobbit you.

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Amputate Your Head · 10-18-2001, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
I personaly cant get off unless I think about Anal Hobbits during sex.

Exxxotica · 10-18-2001, 05:27 PM

Very Nice!!!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-18-2001, 06:41 PM

Yup ... don't know why myself ... but Jodie is HUNGRYMAN APPROVED

I have had the hots for her ever since I saw her in FOXES ...

Unexplainable phenomenom why she does what she does to men ...

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Machine · 10-18-2001, 08:47 PM

Nice pic!

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eroswebmaster · 10-18-2001, 08:51 PM

You know guys...I'm not real sure about this but I've got a feeling Jodie Foster doesn't play on our team...(wink wink, nudge nudge) I think she likes the other teams equipment too much.

If you think she's hot...then watch Nell...that shit will make you soft even with Aria Giovanni riding your cock.

So...donna key missa chickapee...

eros

Roberto · 10-18-2001, 08:55 PM

hey machine, i've found some oldschool jerk off material for you:

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Kimmykim · 10-18-2001, 09:17 PM

Isn't she in that devil boy Gary's site, the one you promote at http://xxxpaycheck.com ???

Machine · 10-18-2001, 09:48 PM

Who cares if she likes women??

So do I, so we have something in common.

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Roberto · 10-18-2001, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
Isn't she in that devil boy Gary's site, the one you promote at http://xxxpaycheck.com ???

kk: that is the one, but the pics are much better than that one!

Jamdin · 10-18-2001, 11:30 PM

I've always had the hots for Kristy McNichols since seeing her on the first runs of "Starsky & Hutch" & "Family". I even have her & her brother's vinyl record. Hmmm...now I wish I still had a record player.

Jodie Foster is hot but I've never found Rosie attractive...annoying yes but not attractive. I've always hated Chrissy on "Three's Company" too...give me Janet any day

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TheFLY · 10-19-2001, 03:12 AM

It's that wrinkle between her eyebrows...

You know that wrinkle that women get just before orgasm... Jodie has that look all of the time...

Here is part of a poem that I wrote...

"Placid fire
her confidence, her desire
private ecstacy
when she closes her eyes
I feel her strain
just above her brow
dimples form as if in pain
but on her lips lies a smile
..."

Hehe...

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boneprone · 10-19-2001, 03:54 AM

Id fuck her.
Seriously.

boneprone · 10-19-2001, 03:54 AM

and id really enjoy it..
Hell id probably do it twice!

boneprone · 10-19-2001, 03:55 AM

I saw contact also..
It seems they went out of the way to make her fuckable.

boneprone · 10-19-2001, 03:57 AM

Is she a lezbo?

Thricedead · 10-19-2001, 05:45 AM

Both Foster and McNicol have had rumours of lesbian predilections espoused about them.
Like it makes a damn difference to my fantasies

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-19-2001, 06:07 AM

Ms. McNicoll is a confirmed carpet muncher.
I saw her on JOHN STEWART talking about how she was soooooo uneasy doing the sex scenes with Matt Dilon in "Last American Virgin" ...

I quote, "It would have been much more comfortable if it had been MARISSA Dilon ... tehehehe" endquote.

For some reason, she(Kristy) always reminded me of Peppermint Patty in the PEANUTS cartoons ...
("Marcy" admitted on national TV to being her concubine !!)

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GatorB · 10-19-2001, 08:17 AM

Actually the McNichol/Dillion movie was "Little Darlings" not "Last American Virgin"

My Foster fetish started when I saw her in Taxi Driver.

Freeway · 10-19-2001, 09:32 AM

My mom works for her gynecologist. She has no pussy. They had to cut one in. Oh shit, wait...... that's Jamie lee Curtis

GiggleBerries · 10-19-2001, 09:37 AM

You know, I am strangely aroused by Jodie Foster too. She has something that makes me want to bump uglies with her.

The one that REALLY gets me is Gillian Anderson (you know, Agent Dana Scully from the X-Files). My friends think I'm nuts, but that woman is BAD! I would hit my own Grandmother in the back of the head with a shovel for one night of consensual sex with Scully.

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TheFLY · 10-19-2001, 09:38 AM

Hehe

Freeway you are sick...

But I know what you're sayin... umm but wasn't there a kindof hot scene in Last Action Hero? eeheh... I don't think that was a body double.

10-18-2001, 03:57 PM	#1
Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	Should I be turned on by Jodie Foster? I was watching the movie "Contact" with Jodie Foster today, and for some reason my pants started to wriggle in the crotch area. Foster is too skinny, plain, and has too pointy of a nose, and too deep of a voice for me to normally be aroused, but for some reason she makes me want to do the horizontal hoola with the nearest female or right hand that is available. What the hell is it about Jodie Foster that makes me forget my standards, and makes me keep replacing pants zippers like used condoms? ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com

10-18-2001, 03:59 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I get that same thing with Rosie O'Donnel. ------------------ *60% RECURRING!*

10-18-2001, 04:03 PM	#3
Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	Dude thats just wrong. ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com

10-18-2001, 04:03 PM	#4
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Maybee you have been hit in the head a few too many times Or... you look at so much porn...it takes a different type of woman to get you going now. I personaly cant get off unless I think about Anal Hobbits during sex. I even make my girlfriend call me the Anal Hobbit while doin the nasty. ------------------ -------------------- Official Boneprone Family Member How about a 50/50 partnership with a kick ass Babe site??? Angelic Secrets

10-18-2001, 04:08 PM	#5
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	I checked on it, and yes, it is ok to be turned on by Jodie Foster. It says Summersby and Maverick are both acceptable stimuli, however, Contact is not. Sorry man. Amp, the document says that your case requires minor therapy and a subscription to Rosie? ;-)

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10-18-2001, 04:28 PM	#7
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	those who fuck a lot for a long period face this problem. J.Lennon was a victim also and finally married Yoko Ono. It's A VERY serious period for you! Have your friends always with you when you get out, you can't imagine how many Yoko Ono's are available! [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 10-18-2001).]

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Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	You are (a) Machine, so... for humans however I guess it is out of the Q ------------------ - the Official TGP2 Counter --> signup now for realtime stats, toplists and more...! - Submit Your Galleries Here to The Naughty Daily - EraserCash - $35/signup, unique commissionprogram [This message has been edited by Naughty (edited 10-18-2001).]

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Very Nice!!!

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Yup ... don't know why myself ... but Jodie is HUNGRYMAN APPROVED I have had the hots for her ever since I saw her in FOXES ... Unexplainable phenomenom why she does what she does to men ... ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-18-2001).]

10-18-2001, 08:47 PM	#13
Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	Nice pic! ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com

10-18-2001, 08:51 PM	#14
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	You know guys...I'm not real sure about this but I've got a feeling Jodie Foster doesn't play on our team...(wink wink, nudge nudge) I think she likes the other teams equipment too much. If you think she's hot...then watch Nell...that shit will make you soft even with Aria Giovanni riding your cock. So...donna key missa chickapee... eros

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Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	hey machine, i've found some oldschool jerk off material for you: get more at celebrevue.com !

10-18-2001, 09:17 PM	#16
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Isn't she in that devil boy Gary's site, the one you promote at http://xxxpaycheck.com ???

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Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	Who cares if she likes women?? So do I, so we have something in common. ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I've always had the hots for Kristy McNichols since seeing her on the first runs of "Starsky & Hutch" & "Family". I even have her & her brother's vinyl record. Hmmm...now I wish I still had a record player. Jodie Foster is hot but I've never found Rosie attractive...annoying yes but not attractive. I've always hated Chrissy on "Three's Company" too...give me Janet any day ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

10-19-2001, 03:12 AM	#20
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	It's that wrinkle between her eyebrows... You know that wrinkle that women get just before orgasm... Jodie has that look all of the time... Here is part of a poem that I wrote... "Placid fire her confidence, her desire private ecstacy when she closes her eyes I feel her strain just above her brow dimples form as if in pain but on her lips lies a smile ..." Hehe... ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.thefly.net/topfly.html" TARGET=_blank> Boneprone-4-Life Family Approved</A>

10-19-2001, 03:54 AM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Id fuck her. Seriously.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I saw contact also.. It seems they went out of the way to make her fuckable.

10-19-2001, 03:57 AM	#24
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Is she a lezbo?

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Thricedead Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: hereabouts Posts: 211	Both Foster and McNicol have had rumours of lesbian predilections espoused about them. Like it makes a damn difference to my fantasies ------------------ I wonder what it's like to be forgetful?

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Ms. McNicoll is a confirmed carpet muncher. I saw her on JOHN STEWART talking about how she was soooooo uneasy doing the sex scenes with Matt Dilon in "Last American Virgin" ... I quote, "It would have been much more comfortable if it had been MARISSA Dilon ... tehehehe" endquote. For some reason, she(Kristy) always reminded me of Peppermint Patty in the PEANUTS cartoons ... ("Marcy" admitted on national TV to being her concubine !!) ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

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GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Actually the McNichol/Dillion movie was "Little Darlings" not "Last American Virgin" My Foster fetish started when I saw her in Taxi Driver.

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Freeway Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: EU Posts: 441	My mom works for her gynecologist. She has no pussy. They had to cut one in. Oh shit, wait...... that's Jamie lee Curtis

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GiggleBerries Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The pay phone outside the 7-11 Posts: 357	You know, I am strangely aroused by Jodie Foster too. She has something that makes me want to bump uglies with her. The one that REALLY gets me is Gillian Anderson (you know, Agent Dana Scully from the X-Files). My friends think I'm nuts, but that woman is BAD! I would hit my own Grandmother in the back of the head with a shovel for one night of consensual sex with Scully. ------------------ GiggleBerries.com TGP Russian TGP Submitter

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Hehe Freeway you are sick... But I know what you're sayin... umm but wasn't there a kindof hot scene in Last Action Hero? eeheh... I don't think that was a body double.