I was watching the movie "Contact" with Jodie Foster today, and for some reason my pants started to wriggle in the crotch area.
Foster is too skinny, plain, and has too pointy of a nose, and too deep of a voice for me to normally be aroused, but for some reason she makes me want to do the horizontal hoola with the nearest female or right hand that is available.
What the hell is it about Jodie Foster that makes me forget my standards, and makes me keep replacing pants zippers like used condoms?
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