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Machine 10-18-2001 03:57 PM

Should I be turned on by Jodie Foster?
 
I was watching the movie "Contact" with Jodie Foster today, and for some reason my pants started to wriggle in the crotch area.

Foster is too skinny, plain, and has too pointy of a nose, and too deep of a voice for me to normally be aroused, but for some reason she makes me want to do the horizontal hoola with the nearest female or right hand that is available.

What the hell is it about Jodie Foster that makes me forget my standards, and makes me keep replacing pants zippers like used condoms?

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Amputate Your Head 10-18-2001 03:59 PM

I get that same thing with Rosie O'Donnel.

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Machine 10-18-2001 04:03 PM

Dude thats just wrong.

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Exxxotica 10-18-2001 04:03 PM

Maybee you have been hit in the head a few too many times http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Or... you look at so much porn...it takes a different type of woman to get you going now.

I personaly cant get off unless I think about Anal Hobbits during sex. I even make my girlfriend call me the Anal Hobbit while doin the nasty.



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On-top 10-18-2001 04:08 PM


I checked on it, and yes, it is ok to be turned on by Jodie Foster. It says Summersby and Maverick are both acceptable stimuli, however, Contact is not. Sorry man.

Amp, the document says that your case requires minor therapy and a subscription to Rosie?

;-)


stangster 10-18-2001 04:10 PM

Theres no cure for what Amp has..

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Theo 10-18-2001 04:28 PM

those who fuck a lot for a long period face this problem. J.Lennon was a victim also and finally married Yoko Ono. It's A VERY serious period for you! Have your friends always with you when you get out, you can't imagine how many Yoko Ono's are available!

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Naughty 10-18-2001 04:38 PM

You are (a) Machine, so... for humans however I guess it is out of the Q http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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Machine 10-18-2001 05:18 PM

Exxxotica, you perverted little Anal Hobbit you.



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Amputate Your Head 10-18-2001 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
I personaly cant get off unless I think about Anal Hobbits during sex.
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Exxxotica 10-18-2001 05:27 PM

Very Nice!!!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-18-2001 06:41 PM

Yup ... don't know why myself ... but Jodie is HUNGRYMAN APPROVED http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

I have had the hots for her ever since I saw her in FOXES ...

Unexplainable phenomenom why she does what she does to men ...

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Machine 10-18-2001 08:47 PM

Nice pic!

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eroswebmaster 10-18-2001 08:51 PM

You know guys...I'm not real sure about this but I've got a feeling Jodie Foster doesn't play on our team...(wink wink, nudge nudge) I think she likes the other teams equipment too much.

If you think she's hot...then watch Nell...that shit will make you soft even with Aria Giovanni riding your cock.

So...donna key missa chickapee...

eros

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Kimmykim 10-18-2001 09:17 PM

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Machine 10-18-2001 09:48 PM

Who cares if she likes women??

So do I, so we have something in common.

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Roberto 10-18-2001 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
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Jamdin 10-18-2001 11:30 PM

I've always had the hots for Kristy McNichols since seeing her on the first runs of "Starsky & Hutch" & "Family". I even have her & her brother's vinyl record. Hmmm...now I wish I still had a record player.

Jodie Foster is hot but I've never found Rosie attractive...annoying yes but not attractive. I've always hated Chrissy on "Three's Company" too...give me Janet any day http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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TheFLY 10-19-2001 03:12 AM

It's that wrinkle between her eyebrows...

You know that wrinkle that women get just before orgasm... Jodie has that look all of the time...

Here is part of a poem that I wrote...

"Placid fire
her confidence, her desire
private ecstacy
when she closes her eyes
I feel her strain
just above her brow
dimples form as if in pain
but on her lips lies a smile
..."

Hehe...


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boneprone 10-19-2001 03:54 AM

Id fuck her.
Seriously.

boneprone 10-19-2001 03:54 AM

and id really enjoy it..
Hell id probably do it twice!

boneprone 10-19-2001 03:55 AM

I saw contact also..
It seems they went out of the way to make her fuckable.


boneprone 10-19-2001 03:57 AM

Is she a lezbo?

Thricedead 10-19-2001 05:45 AM

Both Foster and McNicol have had rumours of lesbian predilections espoused about them.
Like it makes a damn difference to my fantasies http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif




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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-19-2001 06:07 AM

Ms. McNicoll is a confirmed carpet muncher.
I saw her on JOHN STEWART talking about how she was soooooo uneasy doing the sex scenes with Matt Dilon in "Last American Virgin" ...

I quote, "It would have been much more comfortable if it had been MARISSA Dilon ... tehehehe" endquote. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

For some reason, she(Kristy) always reminded me of Peppermint Patty in the PEANUTS cartoons ...
("Marcy" admitted on national TV to being her concubine !!)

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GatorB 10-19-2001 08:17 AM

Actually the McNichol/Dillion movie was "Little Darlings" not "Last American Virgin"

My Foster fetish started when I saw her in Taxi Driver.

Freeway 10-19-2001 09:32 AM

My mom works for her gynecologist. She has no pussy. They had to cut one in. Oh shit, wait...... that's Jamie lee Curtis

GiggleBerries 10-19-2001 09:37 AM

You know, I am strangely aroused by Jodie Foster too. She has something that makes me want to bump uglies with her.

The one that REALLY gets me is Gillian Anderson (you know, Agent Dana Scully from the X-Files). My friends think I'm nuts, but that woman is BAD! I would hit my own Grandmother in the back of the head with a shovel for one night of consensual sex with Scully.

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TheFLY 10-19-2001 09:38 AM

Hehe

Freeway you are sick...

But I know what you're sayin... umm but wasn't there a kindof hot scene in Last Action Hero? eeheh... I don't think that was a body double.


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