What Jesus Might Have Looked Like (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 07:43 PM

This is a facial reconstruction based on the skull of a man from Jesus' time period and location + other historical factors. It is believed to be the closest re-creation of his actual appearance. Pretty interesting I thought.

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 07:45 PM

BTW, Doesn't it kinda look like a mugshot?

reynold · 12-22-2004, 07:48 PM

dude i can't see it.

Lane · 12-22-2004, 07:48 PM

cant see attachments

Libertine · 12-22-2004, 07:49 PM

Obvious bullshit. Not everyone from the same area/period in time looks alike (for proof, go outside and look at actual people), so reconstructing what a person looked like based on such factors and the skull of someone who lived in the same time and area is absolutely ridiculous.

(I'm not saying that you're lying, just that the scientists who worked on this need to be castrated for total incompetence)

pood · 12-22-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Entropy

This is a facial reconstruction based on the skull of a man from Jesus' time period and location + other historical factors. It is believed to be the closest re-creation of his actual appearance. Pretty interesting I thought.

....

there is no jesus

but i do believe in aliens!

LIKE THere was this super ultra uber alien race that created us like in Starcraft...

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 07:50 PM

I wonder why not? I can see it in the thread.

Vitasoy · 12-22-2004, 07:51 PM

you do not have permission to access this page.

PerfectionGirls · 12-22-2004, 07:51 PM

Hmmm kinda sexy.

TKoProductions · 12-22-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Entropy

This is a facial reconstruction based on the skull of a man from Jesus' time period and location + other historical factors. It is believed to be the closest re-creation of his actual appearance. Pretty interesting I thought.

Sort of looks like Neanderthal man.

Libertine · 12-22-2004, 07:53 PM

It seems "super users" don't get access to attached images

TKoProductions · 12-22-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

It seems "super users" don't get access to attached images

Wouldn't that be fucking great if "SuperUsers" had less privileges than the rest of us?

Hahahaaaa

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Obvious bullshit. Not everyone from the same area/period in time looks alike (for proof, go outside and look at actual people), so reconstructing what a person looked like based on such factors and the skull of someone who lived in the same time and area is absolutely ridiculous.

(I'm not saying that you're lying, just that the scientists who worked on this need to be castrated for total incompetence)

I totally agree. They used other factors such as the image on the Holy Shroud, but I think it was done to show the general features he actually possessed as opposed to the light brown haired, blue eyed, Jesus that is usually depicted.

Lane · 12-22-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

It seems "super users" don't get access to attached images

that seems to be the case hahaha

Nanda · 12-22-2004, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Entropy

BTW, Doesn't it kinda look like a mugshot?

It does....kind of like Saddam Hussein...

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 07:58 PM

Also, the average height of the race at that time was around 5"1. Add that to the fact that he was a carpenter until he was thirty or so...he was a stocky little midget fucker...Not the tall, lean Jesus we imagine...

$5 submissions · 12-22-2004, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Obvious bullshit. Not everyone from the same area/period in time looks alike (for proof, go outside and look at actual people), so reconstructing what a person looked like based on such factors and the skull of someone who lived in the same time and area is absolutely ridiculous.

(I'm not saying that you're lying, just that the scientists who worked on this need to be castrated for total incompetence)

You are DEAD ON on this one, punkworld. The Middle East has seen tons of cross migrations both from Asia Minor, Africa, Arabia, and even from the Greek Islands (Hyksos or sea peoples).

Warden · 12-22-2004, 08:25 PM

Wait, I thought this is what Jesus looked like.

colpanic · 12-22-2004, 08:49 PM

I suck at photoshop, but that picture is SCREAMING for juicy's eyes/eyebrows from that pic he posts all over.

Help me out

Rinaldo · 12-22-2004, 08:51 PM

looks like a neanderthal

uno · 12-22-2004, 09:47 PM

That was on the Discovery Channel a few years ago.

ironlung · 12-22-2004, 09:51 PM

1 thing for sure is jesus was not white like he is played out to be in christianity

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ironlung

1 thing for sure is jesus was not white like he is played out to be in christianity

True that.

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 09:54 PM

What if Jesus is really a spitting image of the midget on Fantasy Island?

Odin88 · 12-22-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ironlung

1 thing for sure is jesus was not white like he is played out to be in christianity

You do realise they also portray him as Asian in parts of Asia right? Every culture/society has created God in their own image. This is nothing new.

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Odin88

You do realise they also portray him as Asian in parts of Asia right? Every culture/society has created God in their own image. This is nothing new.

Christians in Asia have to be a rarity...

Greg Jacobson · 12-22-2004, 10:01 PM

He looks like my neighbor.

Rick Latona · 12-22-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Entropy

Christians in Asia have to be a rarity...

You'll find 50 million of them in The Philippines.

Entropy · 12-22-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Latona

You'll find 50 million of them in The Philippines.

Ahhh...very true...I went to Catholic school growing up and at least 20% of the students were Philippino...

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