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Old 10-15-2001, 11:15 AM   #1
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SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND WIN 1000hits TRAFFIC FROM ME.

im sure all you guys would prefer the t-shirt to some crummy gadget.. ei

ok here is a riddle for all you guys. ill post back the answer in a while. and if you get the answer im looking for ill give you 1K hits.(stop wining. youll just have to trust me).
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUISY A WHOLE DAY?

OK GUYS BE INVENTIVE. AND NO OFFENSE TO THE BLONDES OUT THERE.. WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:17 AM   #2
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Wait...a whole thousand hits? Shit, that might put me over the top on my bandwidth this month

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Old 10-15-2001, 11:21 AM   #3
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Put them in a porn exit pop-up circle
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:21 AM   #4
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write "turn over" on a pice of paper
( on both sides )

did I win ?

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Old 10-15-2001, 11:27 AM   #5
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uh: fuck her!

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Old 10-15-2001, 11:28 AM   #6
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Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner..

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Old 10-15-2001, 11:31 AM   #7
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1. Tell Her to Piss in the corner in a Circular room.

2. Give her Boneprones Home address and tell her that he is waiting.

3. Tell her to seperate all the M's From W's in a king size bag of M and M's.

4. Tell her to count ever hair on her head.

5. Tell her to contact Usama Bin Laden and ask WTF.

6. Umm...


....eh...
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:41 AM   #8
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Makaveli yours and my #1 are basicly the same.. I wonder if we get to split the 1K if we both win.. lol..


..heh
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:46 AM   #9
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LOL

this Joke should keep a blond busy !
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A man goes into a bar and orders two shots of scotch.

The bartender says:
"What's the occasion?"

The man replies:
"I just had my first blowjob!"

The bartender:
"Congratulations! Here, ... a shot on the house."

The man:
"No thanks, two should be enough to kill the taste!"
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:51 AM   #10
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Quote:
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HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUISY A WHOLE DAY?

I'm not blonde and I dont even know the answer to that because I dont know what the word "BUISY" is...
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:54 AM   #11
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ok sorry about that BIZY is that ok with you?
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:58 AM   #12
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ok sorry about that BIZY is that ok with you?
First let me check my dictionary...smiling

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Old 10-15-2001, 12:00 PM   #13
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http://www.discocow.com/comedyzone/blonde/busy.html

send my traffic to http://partner.globill-systems.com/c...rtnerid=15272p

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Old 10-15-2001, 12:02 PM   #14
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answer: you give her timethief to play with

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Old 10-15-2001, 12:43 PM   #15
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answer: You post a riddle to GFY.
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Old 10-15-2001, 01:13 PM   #16
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Give her a pack of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.
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Old 10-15-2001, 01:28 PM   #17
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Hunter already won!

"this Joke should keep a blond busy "
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Old 10-15-2001, 01:40 PM   #18
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Paint her hair dark
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Old 10-15-2001, 02:15 PM   #19
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Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing...

still checking the dictionary T.?
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Old 10-15-2001, 02:17 PM   #20
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Picking the crabs from my nesty crotch.
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Old 10-15-2001, 02:22 PM   #21
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Picking the crabs from my nesty crotch.
Is that a riddle Bone.. Or just what yer doing right now?

What make a crotch nesty? heh...
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Old 10-15-2001, 02:25 PM   #22
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Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing...

still checking the dictionary T.?
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Old 10-15-2001, 06:36 PM   #23
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you ask her how many bubagumz she has chewed till now.
nobody winz.
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Old 10-15-2001, 08:49 PM   #24
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Bubagumz she has chewed...do I not get why that's funny or am I just stupid? Or do I not get it BECAUSE I'm stupid?

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Old 10-15-2001, 11:33 PM   #25
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Bubagumz she has chewed...do I not get why that's funny or am I just stupid? Or do I not get it BECAUSE I'm stupid?

its just not funny...


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Old 10-16-2001, 06:39 PM   #27
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As strange as it gets.
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Old 10-17-2001, 02:41 AM   #28
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hey
where is Gary

he probably give best answer

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