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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#1 |
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SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND WIN 1000hits TRAFFIC FROM ME.
im sure all you guys would prefer the t-shirt to some crummy gadget.. ei
ok here is a riddle for all you guys. ill post back the answer in a while. and if you get the answer im looking for ill give you 1K hits.(stop wining. youll just have to trust me). HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUISY A WHOLE DAY? OK GUYS BE INVENTIVE. AND NO OFFENSE TO THE BLONDES OUT THERE.. WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS |
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#2 |
Suck it!
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Wait...a whole thousand hits? Shit, that might put me over the top on my bandwidth this month
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#3 |
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Put them in a porn exit pop-up circle
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#4 |
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write "turn over" on a pice of paper
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#5 |
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Location: The Netherlands
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uh: fuck her!
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#6 |
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Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner..
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#7 |
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1. Tell Her to Piss in the corner in a Circular room.
2. Give her Boneprones Home address and tell her that he is waiting. 3. Tell her to seperate all the M's From W's in a king size bag of M and M's. 4. Tell her to count ever hair on her head. 5. Tell her to contact Usama Bin Laden and ask WTF. 6. Umm... ....eh... |
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#8 |
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Makaveli yours and my #1 are basicly the same.. I wonder if we get to split the 1K if we both win.. lol..
..heh |
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#9 |
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LOL
this Joke should keep a blond busy ! --------- A man goes into a bar and orders two shots of scotch. The bartender says: "What's the occasion?" The man replies: "I just had my first blowjob!" The bartender: "Congratulations! Here, ... a shot on the house." The man: "No thanks, two should be enough to kill the taste!" -------------------------- ![]() ------------------ CustomDialer Custom Dialer High Rates ! |
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#11 |
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ok sorry about that BIZY is that ok with you?
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answer: you give her timethief to play with
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#15 |
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answer: You post a riddle to GFY.
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Give her a pack of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.
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Hunter already won!
"this Joke should keep a blond busy " |
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#18 |
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Paint her hair dark
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#19 |
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Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing... still checking the dictionary T.? |
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#20 |
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Picking the crabs from my nesty crotch.
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What make a crotch nesty? heh... |
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#22 |
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Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing... still checking the dictionary T.? |
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#23 |
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you ask her how many bubagumz she has chewed till now.
nobody winz. |
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#26 |
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This is a strange thread. I am afraid.
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#27 |
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As strange as it gets.
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#28 |
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hey
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