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timethief · 10-15-2001, 11:15 AM

im sure all you guys would prefer the t-shirt to some crummy gadget.. ei

ok here is a riddle for all you guys. ill post back the answer in a while. and if you get the answer im looking for ill give you 1K hits.(stop wining. youll just have to trust me).
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUISY A WHOLE DAY?

OK GUYS BE INVENTIVE. AND NO OFFENSE TO THE BLONDES OUT THERE.. WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS

Ludedude · 10-15-2001, 11:17 AM

Wait...a whole thousand hits? Shit, that might put me over the top on my bandwidth this month

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bryany · 10-15-2001, 11:21 AM

Put them in a porn exit pop-up circle

Hunter · 10-15-2001, 11:21 AM

write "turn over" on a pice of paper
( on both sides )

did I win ?

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Makaveli · 10-15-2001, 11:28 AM

Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner..

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MindWaste · 10-15-2001, 11:31 AM

1. Tell Her to Piss in the corner in a Circular room.

2. Give her Boneprones Home address and tell her that he is waiting.

3. Tell her to seperate all the M's From W's in a king size bag of M and M's.

4. Tell her to count ever hair on her head.

5. Tell her to contact Usama Bin Laden and ask WTF.

6. Umm...

....eh...

MindWaste · 10-15-2001, 11:41 AM

Makaveli yours and my #1 are basicly the same.. I wonder if we get to split the 1K if we both win.. lol..

..heh

Hunter · 10-15-2001, 11:46 AM

LOL

this Joke should keep a blond busy !
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A man goes into a bar and orders two shots of scotch.

The bartender says:
"What's the occasion?"

The man replies:
"I just had my first blowjob!"

The bartender:
"Congratulations! Here, ... a shot on the house."

The man:
"No thanks, two should be enough to kill the taste!"
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FetishTemptress · 10-15-2001, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by timethief:

HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUISY A WHOLE DAY?

I'm not blonde and I dont even know the answer to that because I dont know what the word "BUISY" is...

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timethief · 10-15-2001, 11:54 AM

ok sorry about that BIZY is that ok with you?

FetishTemptress · 10-15-2001, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by timethief:
ok sorry about that BIZY is that ok with you?

First let me check my dictionary...smiling

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Muff · 10-15-2001, 12:00 PM

http://www.discocow.com/comedyzone/blonde/busy.html

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h0st · 10-15-2001, 12:02 PM

answer: you give her timethief to play with

.:h0st

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tenletters · 10-15-2001, 12:43 PM

answer: You post a riddle to GFY.

Tam · 10-15-2001, 01:13 PM

Give her a pack of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.

Keev · 10-15-2001, 01:28 PM

Hunter already won!

"this Joke should keep a blond busy "

banana · 10-15-2001, 01:40 PM

Paint her hair dark

timethief · 10-15-2001, 02:15 PM

Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing...

still checking the dictionary T.?

boneprone · 10-15-2001, 02:17 PM

Picking the crabs from my nesty crotch.

MindWaste · 10-15-2001, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Picking the crabs from my nesty crotch.

Is that a riddle Bone.. Or just what yer doing right now?

What make a crotch nesty? heh...

timethief · 10-15-2001, 02:25 PM

Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing...

still checking the dictionary T.?

timethief · 10-15-2001, 06:36 PM

you ask her how many bubagumz she has chewed till now.
nobody winz.

sky9x · 10-15-2001, 08:49 PM

Bubagumz she has chewed...do I not get why that's funny or am I just stupid? Or do I not get it BECAUSE I'm stupid?

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pornJester · 10-15-2001, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sky9x:
Bubagumz she has chewed...do I not get why that's funny or am I just stupid? Or do I not get it BECAUSE I'm stupid?

its just not funny...

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As strange as it gets.

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where is Gary

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MindWaste Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tac Town Posts: 3,662	Makaveli yours and my #1 are basicly the same.. I wonder if we get to split the 1K if we both win.. lol.. ..heh

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Hunter Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: just above you Posts: 283	LOL this Joke should keep a blond busy ! --------- A man goes into a bar and orders two shots of scotch. The bartender says: "What's the occasion?" The man replies: "I just had my first blowjob!" The bartender: "Congratulations! Here, ... a shot on the house." The man: "No thanks, two should be enough to kill the taste!" -------------------------- ------------------ CustomDialer Custom Dialer High Rates !

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timethief Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 129	Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination. Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing... still checking the dictionary T.?

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timethief Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 129	As strange as it gets.

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