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SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND WIN 1000hits TRAFFIC FROM ME.

10-15-2001, 10:15 AM

im sure all you guys would prefer the t-shirt to some crummy gadget.. ei

ok here is a riddle for all you guys. ill post back the answer in a while. and if you get the answer im looking for ill give you 1K hits.(stop wining. youll just have to trust me).
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUISY A WHOLE DAY?

OK GUYS BE INVENTIVE. AND NO OFFENSE TO THE BLONDES OUT THERE.. WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS

..aspiring to defy time
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10-15-2001, 10:17 AM

Wait...a whole thousand hits? Shit, that might put me over the top on my bandwidth this month

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10-15-2001, 10:21 AM

Put them in a porn exit pop-up circle

ya ya, I'll fill this in later...
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10-15-2001, 10:21 AM

write "turn over" on a pice of paper
( on both sides )

did I win ?

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10-15-2001, 10:27 AM

uh: fuck her!

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10-15-2001, 10:28 AM

Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner..

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10-15-2001, 10:31 AM

1. Tell Her to Piss in the corner in a Circular room.

2. Give her Boneprones Home address and tell her that he is waiting.

3. Tell her to seperate all the M's From W's in a king size bag of M and M's.

4. Tell her to count ever hair on her head.

5. Tell her to contact Usama Bin Laden and ask WTF.

6. Umm...

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10-15-2001, 10:41 AM

Makaveli yours and my #1 are basicly the same.. I wonder if we get to split the 1K if we both win.. lol..

..heh

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10-15-2001, 10:46 AM

LOL

this Joke should keep a blond busy !
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10-15-2001, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by timethief:

HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUISY A WHOLE DAY?

I'm not blonde and I dont even know the answer to that because I dont know what the word "BUISY" is...
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10-15-2001, 10:54 AM

ok sorry about that BIZY is that ok with you?

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10-15-2001, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by timethief:
ok sorry about that BIZY is that ok with you?

First let me check my dictionary...smiling

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10-15-2001, 11:00 AM

http://www.discocow.com/comedyzone/blonde/busy.html

send my traffic to http://partner.globill-systems.com/c...rtnerid=15272p
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10-15-2001, 11:02 AM

answer: you give her timethief to play with

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10-15-2001, 11:43 AM

answer: You post a riddle to GFY.

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10-15-2001, 12:13 PM

Give her a pack of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.

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10-15-2001, 12:28 PM

Hunter already won!

"this Joke should keep a blond busy "

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10-15-2001, 12:40 PM

Paint her hair dark
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10-15-2001, 01:15 PM

Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing...

still checking the dictionary T.?

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10-15-2001, 01:17 PM

Picking the crabs from my nesty crotch.

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10-15-2001, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by boneprone:
Picking the crabs from my nesty crotch.

Is that a riddle Bone.. Or just what yer doing right now?

What make a crotch nesty? heh...

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10-15-2001, 01:25 PM

Come on people.. I thought people on this board were filled with imagination.
Nobody is even comming close. although there is 1 or 2 who really got me laughing...

still checking the dictionary T.?

..aspiring to defy time
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10-15-2001, 05:36 PM

you ask her how many bubagumz she has chewed till now.
nobody winz.

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10-15-2001, 07:49 PM

Bubagumz she has chewed...do I not get why that's funny or am I just stupid? Or do I not get it BECAUSE I'm stupid?

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10-15-2001, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by sky9x:
Bubagumz she has chewed...do I not get why that's funny or am I just stupid? Or do I not get it BECAUSE I'm stupid?

its just not funny...

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10-15-2001, 10:49 PM

This is a strange thread. I am afraid.

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10-16-2001, 05:39 PM

As strange as it gets.

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10-17-2001, 01:41 AM

hey
where is Gary

he probably give best answer
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