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Old 12-21-2004, 02:11 PM   #1
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I need to get my exgirlfriend a xmas gift

She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:15 PM   #2
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:18 PM   #3
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:19 PM   #4
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:19 PM   #5
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Just get her a gift certificate from Victoria Secret!
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:20 PM   #6
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:20 PM   #7
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tell her for her gift you will give her anal...
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM   #8
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM   #9
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She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

brownies...
candy...
some ice packs...
wash cloths...
spanish fly...
lube...people always need more of that...

hmmm, I'm sure someone will come up with a few better ideas...
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM   #10
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ugh, if shes your ex, dont get her shit.

well maybe you could giftwrap a few bullets up and give them to her with a nice note on the package saying, "you know what to do"
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:23 PM   #11
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She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:25 PM   #12
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Send her that banner with you bdjuf and persius so she knows she was the one who turned you gay
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:26 PM   #13
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Give here a condom to use with Somebodyelse !!

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give her a lipstick .... or buy watch ... a car .... a house ....
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:26 PM   #14
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She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

LMAO

Im in the same fucking boat....
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:34 PM   #15
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Give her another round in the sack. Pick up some viagra and fuck her till she bleeds
She's kinda used up these days I don't want to have a go with her.
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:35 PM   #16
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:37 PM   #17
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Why would you give your ex a gift if you aren't fucking her?
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:37 PM   #18
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you don't HAVE to get her anything. lol
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:40 PM   #19
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simple, giver her your gratitude, a nice "Thank you very much!!!"
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:57 PM   #20
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She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.
I have to do the same thing for 3 chicks, I know how you feel
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:06 PM   #21
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:14 PM   #22
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a fast size for her next bf?
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:28 PM   #24
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dont give her anything - remind her as to why she broke up with you is because you were an asshole and didnt think of her
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:34 PM   #25
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The first non-retarded you thing you have ever said regarding me. It was a blessing for her, I wasn't exactly a great guy with her.
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:49 PM   #26
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Don't buy her a fucken teddy bear. I've never understood why men think women over the age of 15 or 16 want teddy bears, unless they just collect them or something.

Go to a department store, find a sales clerk around her age that looks fashionably dressed, and tell her you need a gift for a girl her age in the $x price range. She'll do all the work for you and it should be a half way decent gift.
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:54 PM   #27
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I agree with the boys Brad.. don't worry about it..

or send her an email xmas card or something

of course, unless you guys are still friends..

but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short!
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:56 PM   #28
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but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short!
Oh trust me I am fretting. If I don't get her something halfway decent I'll never hear the end of it. You don't know this woman, she is insane.
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:03 PM   #30
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HAHAHA. So true.
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:03 PM   #31
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Don't buy her a fucken teddy bear. I've never understood why men think women over the age of 15 or 16 want teddy bears, unless they just collect them or something.
who says shes over 15?
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:14 PM   #32
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