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BradM · 12-21-2004, 02:11 PM

She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

jimbaman · 12-21-2004, 02:15 PM

How much do you wanna spent ?

BradM · 12-21-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by jimbaman
How much do you wanna spent ?

As little as possible.

Eric · 12-21-2004, 02:19 PM

Give her another round in the sack. Pick up some viagra and fuck her till she bleeds

Nanda · 12-21-2004, 02:19 PM

Just get her a gift certificate from Victoria Secret!

Manowar · 12-21-2004, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac?

xclusive · 12-21-2004, 02:20 PM

tell her for her gift you will give her anal...

Phoenix · 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar

hahaha nice

give her what she really wants..some fastsize lovin

TheJimmy · 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

brownies...
candy...
some ice packs...
wash cloths...
spanish fly...
lube...people always need more of that...

hmmm, I'm sure someone will come up with a few better ideas...

nofx · 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM

ugh, if shes your ex, dont get her shit.

well maybe you could giftwrap a few bullets up and give them to her with a nice note on the package saying, "you know what to do"

DavieVegas · 12-21-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

a lump of coal

BruceM · 12-21-2004, 02:25 PM

Send her that banner with you bdjuf and persius so she knows she was the one who turned you gay

jimbaman · 12-21-2004, 02:26 PM

Give here a condom to use with Somebodyelse !!

LOL

Hello, i'm Somebodyelse

LOL

give her a lipstick .... or buy watch ... a car .... a house ....

bryany · 12-21-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

LMAO

Im in the same fucking boat....

BradM · 12-21-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Give her another round in the sack. Pick up some viagra and fuck her till she bleeds

She's kinda used up these days I don't want to have a go with her.

nofx · 12-21-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by BruceM
Send her that banner with you bdjuf and persius so she knows she was the one who turned you gay

Sly · 12-21-2004, 02:37 PM

Why would you give your ex a gift if you aren't fucking her?

MandyBlake · 12-21-2004, 02:37 PM

you don't HAVE to get her anything. lol

Diesel006 · 12-21-2004, 02:40 PM

simple, giver her your gratitude, a nice "Thank you very much!!!"

fuzebox · 12-21-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

I have to do the same thing for 3 chicks, I know how you feel

EZRhino · 12-21-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
As little as possible.

Great budget

brand0n · 12-21-2004, 03:14 PM

a fast size for her next bf?

baddog · 12-21-2004, 03:22 PM

I would think making her an ex would be gift enough

TheLegacy · 12-21-2004, 03:28 PM

dont give her anything - remind her as to why she broke up with you is because you were an asshole and didnt think of her

BradM · 12-21-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I would think making her an ex would be gift enough

The first non-retarded you thing you have ever said regarding me. It was a blessing for her, I wasn't exactly a great guy with her.

Holly · 12-21-2004, 03:49 PM

Don't buy her a fucken teddy bear. I've never understood why men think women over the age of 15 or 16 want teddy bears, unless they just collect them or something.

Go to a department store, find a sales clerk around her age that looks fashionably dressed, and tell her you need a gift for a girl her age in the $x price range. She'll do all the work for you and it should be a half way decent gift.

RuthXtremePay · 12-21-2004, 03:54 PM

I agree with the boys Brad.. don't worry about it..

or send her an email xmas card or something

of course, unless you guys are still friends..

but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short!

BradM · 12-21-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by RuthXtremePay
but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short!

Oh trust me I am fretting. If I don't get her something halfway decent I'll never hear the end of it. You don't know this woman, she is insane.

brand0n · 12-21-2004, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
she is insane.

she dated you. this went without saying.

BradM · 12-21-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
she dated you. this went without saying.

HAHAHA. So true.

ricks · 12-21-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Don't buy her a fucken teddy bear. I've never understood why men think women over the age of 15 or 16 want teddy bears, unless they just collect them or something.

who says shes over 15?

BradM · 12-21-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by ricks
who says shes over 15?

ricks · 12-21-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by BradM

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RuthXtremePay Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 471	I agree with the boys Brad.. don't worry about it.. or send her an email xmas card or something of course, unless you guys are still friends.. but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short! __________________ XtremePay Let's do business - hit me up - ICQ #233854608 Promote the Web's Best Selling All Inclusive Sites! 50-70% Recurring! Click here now!!