I need to get my exgirlfriend a xmas gift
 

She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

How much do you wanna spent ?

As little as possible. :1orglaugh

Give her another round in the sack. Pick up some viagra and fuck her till she bleeds

Just get her a gift certificate from Victoria Secret!:thumbsup

http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/85/8585_l.jpg

tell her for her gift you will give her anal...

hahaha nice


give her what she really wants..some fastsize lovin

brownies...
candy...
some ice packs...
wash cloths...
spanish fly...
lube...people always need more of that...

hmmm, I'm sure someone will come up with a few better ideas...

ugh, if shes your ex, dont get her shit.

well maybe you could giftwrap a few bullets up and give them to her with a nice note on the package saying, "you know what to do"

a lump of coal :)

Send her that banner with you bdjuf and persius so she knows she was the one who turned you gay :Graucho

Give here a condom to use with Somebodyelse !! :1orglaugh

LOL


Hello, i'm Somebodyelse :Graucho

LOL

give her a lipstick .... or buy watch ... a car .... a house ....

LMAO

Im in the same fucking boat.... :helpme

She's kinda used up these days I don't want to have a go with her.

:1orglaugh

Why would you give your ex a gift if you aren't fucking her?

you don't HAVE to get her anything. lol

simple, giver her your gratitude, a nice "Thank you very much!!!"

I have to do the same thing for 3 chicks, I know how you feel :(

Great budget :thumbsup

a fast size for her next bf?

I would think making her an ex would be gift enough

dont give her anything - remind her as to why she broke up with you is because you were an asshole and didnt think of her :thumbsup

The first non-retarded you thing you have ever said regarding me. It was a blessing for her, I wasn't exactly a great guy with her. :glugglug

Don't buy her a fucken teddy bear. I've never understood why men think women over the age of 15 or 16 want teddy bears, unless they just collect them or something.

Go to a department store, find a sales clerk around her age that looks fashionably dressed, and tell her you need a gift for a girl her age in the $x price range. She'll do all the work for you and it should be a half way decent gift.

I agree with the boys Brad.. don't worry about it..

or send her an email xmas card or something

of course, unless you guys are still friends..

but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short! :winkwink:

Oh trust me I am fretting. If I don't get her something halfway decent I'll never hear the end of it. You don't know this woman, she is insane.

she dated you. this went without saying.

HAHAHA. So true. :(

who says shes over 15?

:321GFY

:helpme