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Old 12-19-2004, 02:30 PM   #1
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So God, Allah, and Buddha are talking one day....

They are trying to decide where to go for vacation.

Allah says: "Let's go to Venus. We have not been there in a long time and the women are so hot!"

Buddha says: "Let's go to Earth and bang a variety of bitches."

God says: "Earth? Hell no. I have not been there for 2000 years and they are still talking about that chick I banged."
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Old 12-19-2004, 02:32 PM   #2
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Old 12-19-2004, 02:32 PM   #3
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Old 12-19-2004, 02:33 PM   #4
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hehe, nice one
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:39 PM   #6
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:41 PM   #7
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"God" and "Allah" are both the same entity.

The "God of Abraham".

Good joke though.
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:43 PM   #8
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:45 PM   #9
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"God" and "Allah" are both the same entity.

The "God of Abraham".

Good joke though.
Of course it comes down to the ultimate god...

My god is bigger than your god, my cock is bigger than your cock thing. A million lives killed, and over eons more then hundred million killed in the name of the greatest god...

Yeah..
Worship that shit get into it...

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Of course it comes down to the ultimate god...

My god is bigger thanyour god, my cock is bigger than your cock thing. A million lives killed, over eaons more then hundred million killed in the name of the greatest god...

Yeah..
Worship that shit get into it...

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I just get a kick out of all that arguing inspite of the fact that both "gods" are the same "being".

Some people won't ever learn.
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Still a funny joke though...
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:52 PM   #12
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I just get a kick out of all that arguing inspite of the fact that both "gods" are the same "being".

Some people won't ever learn.
3 does not equal 1.

If 3 does not equal 1 then what is there but conflict?

Though a joke, it is very insiteful as to why we are where we are today.

300 does not equal 1 but it does equal mass murder since it is not equal.

Thats the problem with people...

ALL PEOPLE that believe in "A" god that believe there is but one god anf other god is a conflict by its very name and the nature of worship.

Religeon strikes no funny cords with me anymore. There is nothing to joke about when the name of god is the single most reason why murder, rape and the overall destructive behavior of mankind as a whole is based on religeon.

Religeon is for the weak minded and for the well minded to take advantage of for the sole purpose to execute those in opposition.

The face of god is bloody with the entrails of humanity smeared and dripping with its damnable expression in my mind.

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Old 12-19-2004, 03:55 PM   #14
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"God" and "Allah" are both the same entity.

The "God of Abraham".

Good joke though.
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Old 12-19-2004, 04:57 PM   #15
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I just get a kick out of all that arguing inspite of the fact that both "gods" are the same "being".

Some people won't ever learn.

Fictional characters that have been cooked up to scare the masses of sheep.
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Old 12-19-2004, 05:03 PM   #16
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Fictional characters that have been cooked up to scare the masses of sheep.
"God is an imaginary friend for grown ups."

I think this shirt can be bought at T-Shirt Hell.
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Old 12-19-2004, 05:07 PM   #17
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Originally posted by AlienQ
3 does not equal 1.

If 3 does not equal 1 then what is there but conflict?

Though a joke, it is very insiteful as to why we are where we are today.

300 does not equal 1 but it does equal mass murder since it is not equal.

Thats the problem with people...

ALL PEOPLE that believe in "A" god that believe there is but one god anf other god is a conflict by its very name and the nature of worship.

Religeon strikes no funny cords with me anymore. There is nothing to joke about when the name of god is the single most reason why murder, rape and the overall destructive behavior of mankind as a whole is based on religeon.

Religeon is for the weak minded and for the well minded to take advantage of for the sole purpose to execute those in opposition.

The face of god is bloody with the entrails of humanity smeared and dripping with its damnable expression in my mind.
Yeah cause there has been no mass murder and rape in secular societies!!! It's the nature of man. God or no God, there is always going to be one fucktard in the crowd wanting to blow up or kill someone or something!!! You might as well just protest being a human being!!!

GOD, you people can't even enjoy a freakin joke!!!


Great joke Aaron, never heard that one before!!!
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Old 12-19-2004, 05:09 PM   #18
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"God is an imaginary friend for grown ups."

I think this shirt can be bought at T-Shirt Hell.
That is funny!!! I love it!!!
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