So God, Allah, and Buddha are talking one day....
They are trying to decide where to go for vacation.
Allah says: "Let's go to Venus. We have not been there in a long time and the women are so hot!"
Buddha says: "Let's go to Earth and bang a variety of bitches."
God says: "Earth? Hell no. I have not been there for 2000 years and they are still talking about that chick I banged."
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