So God, Allah, and Buddha are talking one day....

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  • AaronM
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    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    So God, Allah, and Buddha are talking one day....

    They are trying to decide where to go for vacation.

    Allah says: "Let's go to Venus. We have not been there in a long time and the women are so hot!"

    Buddha says: "Let's go to Earth and bang a variety of bitches."

    God says: "Earth? Hell no. I have not been there for 2000 years and they are still talking about that chick I banged."
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    • MetaMan
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      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      God rules.

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        • Stewie
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          • Dec 2003
          • 3670
          #3

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            • Scott McD
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              • Nov 2002
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              #4
              Mwahahaha !!


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                • Nicky
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                  • Mar 2003
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                  hehe, nice one

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                    • Niko Bimini
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                      • Feb 2004
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                      #6

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                        • candyflip
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 43069
                          #7
                          "God" and "Allah" are both the same entity.

                          The "God of Abraham".

                          Good joke though.

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                            • jukeboxfrank
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                              • Apr 2004
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                              #8


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                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 30307
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                  "God" and "Allah" are both the same entity.

                                  The "God of Abraham".

                                  Good joke though.
                                  Of course it comes down to the ultimate god...

                                  My god is bigger than your god, my cock is bigger than your cock thing. A million lives killed, and over eons more then hundred million killed in the name of the greatest god...

                                  Yeah..
                                  Worship that shit get into it...

                                  NOT

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                                    • candyflip
                                      Carpe Visio
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 43069
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                      Of course it comes down to the ultimate god...

                                      My god is bigger thanyour god, my cock is bigger than your cock thing. A million lives killed, over eaons more then hundred million killed in the name of the greatest god...

                                      Yeah..
                                      Worship that shit get into it...

                                      NOT
                                      I just get a kick out of all that arguing inspite of the fact that both "gods" are the same "being".

                                      Some people won't ever learn.

                                      Spend you some brain.
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                                        • xclusive
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                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 35218
                                          #11
                                          Still a funny joke though...

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                                            • Pete
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 6617
                                              #12
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                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 30307
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                  I just get a kick out of all that arguing inspite of the fact that both "gods" are the same "being".

                                                  Some people won't ever learn.
                                                  3 does not equal 1.

                                                  If 3 does not equal 1 then what is there but conflict?

                                                  Though a joke, it is very insiteful as to why we are where we are today.

                                                  300 does not equal 1 but it does equal mass murder since it is not equal.

                                                  Thats the problem with people...

                                                  ALL PEOPLE that believe in "A" god that believe there is but one god anf other god is a conflict by its very name and the nature of worship.

                                                  Religeon strikes no funny cords with me anymore. There is nothing to joke about when the name of god is the single most reason why murder, rape and the overall destructive behavior of mankind as a whole is based on religeon.

                                                  Religeon is for the weak minded and for the well minded to take advantage of for the sole purpose to execute those in opposition.

                                                  The face of god is bloody with the entrails of humanity smeared and dripping with its damnable expression in my mind.
                                                  Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 12-19-2004, 01:55 PM.

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                                                    • pradaboy
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                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 12931
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                      "God" and "Allah" are both the same entity.

                                                      The "God of Abraham".

                                                      Good joke though.
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                                                        • AaronM
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                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                          I just get a kick out of all that arguing inspite of the fact that both "gods" are the same "being".

                                                          Some people won't ever learn.

                                                          Fictional characters that have been cooked up to scare the masses of sheep.

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                                                            • candyflip
                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 43069
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                              Fictional characters that have been cooked up to scare the masses of sheep.
                                                              "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups."

                                                              I think this shirt can be bought at T-Shirt Hell.

                                                              Spend you some brain.
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                                                                • Loryn
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 12853
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                  3 does not equal 1.

                                                                  If 3 does not equal 1 then what is there but conflict?

                                                                  Though a joke, it is very insiteful as to why we are where we are today.

                                                                  300 does not equal 1 but it does equal mass murder since it is not equal.

                                                                  Thats the problem with people...

                                                                  ALL PEOPLE that believe in "A" god that believe there is but one god anf other god is a conflict by its very name and the nature of worship.

                                                                  Religeon strikes no funny cords with me anymore. There is nothing to joke about when the name of god is the single most reason why murder, rape and the overall destructive behavior of mankind as a whole is based on religeon.

                                                                  Religeon is for the weak minded and for the well minded to take advantage of for the sole purpose to execute those in opposition.

                                                                  The face of god is bloody with the entrails of humanity smeared and dripping with its damnable expression in my mind.
                                                                  Yeah cause there has been no mass murder and rape in secular societies!!! It's the nature of man. God or no God, there is always going to be one fucktard in the crowd wanting to blow up or kill someone or something!!! You might as well just protest being a human being!!!

                                                                  GOD, you people can't even enjoy a freakin joke!!!


                                                                  Great joke Aaron, never heard that one before!!!
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                                                                    • Loryn
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 12853
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                      "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups."

                                                                      I think this shirt can be bought at T-Shirt Hell.
                                                                      That is funny!!! I love it!!!
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