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ldinternet · 10-10-2001, 03:16 PM

...you have two accounts with the same sponsor.

Account 1685. Don't even ask.

Account 1123. Again, just don't ask.

These guys saved my life! Best sponsor I've ever used! Hyuck!

funkmaster · 10-10-2001, 03:24 PM

3 clicks 5 signups ... the last time I have seen something like that was in my maxcash stats ...

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Roberto · 10-10-2001, 03:24 PM

can i ask?

Speedy26 · 10-10-2001, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster:
3 clicks 5 signups ... the last time I have seen something like that was in my maxcash stats ...

dam 3 clicks and 5 signups where do i join?
that sounds better than garys new program!

Squishy · 10-10-2001, 03:29 PM

Please tell me what sponser that is. A 1:0.6 ratio is just what I'm looking for...I'll be able to retire in -25 days at that rate! I love math!

ldinternet · 10-10-2001, 03:30 PM

Yeah where is Gary? It's been 14 minutes since I posted, and no one-liner yet. Something must be wrong. This crazy fucking planet. Earth: The only place in the entire universe where you can convert porn sites at 5:3.

[This message has been edited by ldinternet (edited 10-10-2001).]

boneprone · 10-10-2001, 03:37 PM

Would you like me to say something instead?

Squishy · 10-10-2001, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Would you like me to say something instead?

Only if it involves crabs, or other seafood.

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 03:49 PM

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

FetishTemptress · 10-10-2001, 03:49 PM

You also know your getting shaved when you get cut...

Fetish Temptress

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Gary · 10-10-2001, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

Well, at least they dont live off food stamps, right government cheese boy.

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Well, at least they dont live off food stamps, right government cheese boy.

Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

How do you feed them Gary? Does the homeless shelter mind you hogging the internet connection all day?

Go play with your kids for fucks sake Gary. How sad it must be to see your Dad staring blindly into a computer screen all day while your stomach growls.

If someone starts a fund to help Gary's poor little children, I will donate.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 10-10-2001).]

Gary · 10-10-2001, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

How do you feed them Gary? Does the homeless shelter mind you hogging the internet connection all day?

Go play with your kids for fucks sake Gary. How sad it must be to see your Dad staring blindly into a computer screen all day while stomach growls.

If someone starts a fund to help Gary's poor little children, I will donate.

Welfare has obviously been very good to you. I'm glad to hear that. Sure, you still got that incest thing going on, but nobody is perfect, right welfare boy?

Roberto · 10-10-2001, 04:00 PM

Gary works for gfy fulltime, the pay is good they say.

Gary · 10-10-2001, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:
Gary works for gfy fulltime, the pay is good they say.

Sure beats Labret's food stamps and gov't cheese.

Gary · 10-10-2001, 04:03 PM

Did i mention Labret's wife/mother has 3 legs? Let this be a lesson to everyone, INCEST BENEFITS NOBODY!!!

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Did i mention Labret's wife/mother has 3 legs? Let this be a lesson to everyone, INCEST BENEFITS NOBODY!!!

Seriously... three bad insults in a row with no grounding whatsoever. Thats all you got?

You cant taunt me with that kinda lame shit Gary.

If they were good insults it would be one thing, even I enjoy when Ron calls me names, and CDSmith is one of my favorites... he is so eloquent in a futile wave your fist in the air kinda way.

Im sorry, I obviously found a sore spot. I understand though, the sheer stench of failure that undoubtedly surrounds you combined with the slackjawed bucktooth look of tiny retarded Canadian children must be extremely disheartening and depressing.

I no doubt will read of your suicide some day on here.

Gary · 10-10-2001, 04:13 PM

You keep talking when you should be filling out welfare forms.

brav · 10-10-2001, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
[B]
the sheer stench of failure that undoubtedly surrounds you combined with the slackjawed bucktooth look of tiny retarded Canadian children must be extremely disheartening and depressing.[B]

you dissin Canadians?

Gary · 10-10-2001, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:

you dissin Canadians?

He lives in a trailer park, dont sweat it.

FetishTemptress · 10-10-2001, 04:20 PM

Damnit!! I have it when I cut myself shaving...

Fetish Temptress

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brav · 10-10-2001, 04:21 PM

Then let me shave you...

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
He lives in a trailer park, dont sweat it.

But what he leaves out is my "trailer" cost 1.5 million dollars.

And thats not Canadian dollars.

Roberto · 10-10-2001, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

Labret:
Right click gary's pic/avatar,properties, what do we have: http://ww3.olderorgy.com/lens.jpg
take out lens.jpg and you have a paysite

well maybe a friend's paysite.

brav · 10-10-2001, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
But what he leaves out is my "trailer" cost 1.5 million dollars.

And thats not Canadian dollars.

and your point being?...

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:

and your point being?...

Its a nice trailer. Awesome porch and an indoor outhouse.

Gary · 10-10-2001, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

Labret:
Right click gary's pic/avatar,properties, what do we have: http://ww3.olderorgy.com/lens.jpg
take out lens.jpg and you have a paysite
well maybe a friend's paysite.

Nah, he hates me. LOL

Hey Labret, ICQ me when your done screwing your mom.

59588164

FetishTemptress · 10-10-2001, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:
Then let me shave you...

As long as you promise not to cut me

Fetish Temptress

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CDSmith · 10-10-2001, 04:46 PM

But what Lab Rat isn't saying is that when the welfare inspectors stop by, that trailer looks like an $800 pre-owned 5th wheeler.

"It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one"

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brav · 10-10-2001, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FetishTemptress:

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:
Then let me shave you...

As long as you promise not to cut me

Fetish Temptress

I would never!!!!

but I warn you, I use razors with my teeth, there may be other occurences down there..

hope that isn't a problem..

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
But what Lab Rat isn't saying is that when the welfare inspectors stop by, that trailer looks like an $800 pre-owned 5th wheeler.

"It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one"

CD always makes me smile.

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:

Hey Labret, ICQ me when your done screwing your mom.

59588164

Riiiiiiiiiight.

FADE19 · 10-10-2001, 04:52 PM

Hey Fuck-Toy just because you can't seem to find any $4.00 whores that will shack up with your worthless ass isn't our fault

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

Gary · 10-10-2001, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Now you see, you take things too personally. Thats a sign of pettiness and poverty.

FADE19 · 10-10-2001, 04:55 PM

Ya...It's fucking pesos...isn't that right fuck-toy

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
But what he leaves out is my "trailer" cost 1.5 million dollars.

And thats not Canadian dollars.

brav · 10-10-2001, 04:56 PM

hey guys, get off this posT!!!

I was hittin on a lady damn it!!!

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19:
Hey Fuck-Toy just because you can't seem to find any $4.00 whores that will shack up with your worthless ass isn't our fault

Having children is like catching HIV. Your life is over and your fucked and broke in the long run.

Little money eating screaming pissing shitting life ending sacks of guts.

Kids = Death
Marriage = Death

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:
hey guys, get off this posT!!!

I was hittin on a lady damn it!!!

She has kids, run for your fucking life. Havent you ever listened to Tom Lykus?

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Now you see, you take things too personally. Thats a sign of pettiness and poverty.

No way, knowing my luck your some fucking script kiddy, you'll snatch my ip, and bomb the fuck out of my router. No thanks.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 10-10-2001).]

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-10-2001, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never thought the day would come that I'd appreciate something you said Labret !!

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Gary · 10-10-2001, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Definitely one of your better combacks.

Well, its like my daddy used to always tell me, "Son, shut the fuck up and get me another beer."

I dont know wexactly what that has to do with anything, but...

CDSmith · 10-10-2001, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Kids = Death
Marriage = Death

There you go.

See people? You aqueeze Rat long enough and the poison starts to ooze out of him. People like him never disappoint.

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Gary · 10-10-2001, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never thought the day would come that I'd appreciate something you said Labret !!

Huh

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
There you go.

See people? You aqueeze Rat long enough and the poison starts to ooze out of him. People like him never disappoint.

Uh oh.. dont tell me you have further polluted the world and lowered the worlds cumulative IQ by spreading your seed.

FADE19 · 10-10-2001, 05:04 PM

Ha, I have also heard that if you get gang banged in jail enough you can see the same thing.... LOL! good thing we have fuck-toy here to prove it

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
There you go.

See people? You aqueeze Rat long enough and the poison starts to ooze out of him. People like him never disappoint.

___________
CD
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[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19:
Ha, I have also heard that if you get gang banged in jail enough you can see the same thing.... LOL! good thing we have fuck-toy here to prove it

*snip*

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 10-10-2001).]

Gary · 10-10-2001, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
I want to ask you a very serious question.

Do you really think that is funny statement?

Minus the abuse of ubb code.

Its better to abuse UBB code than those things you do with your siblings. Yuck.

FADE19 · 10-10-2001, 05:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, did I hit a sensitive area there fuck-toy....bringing back bad memories for ya...

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
I want to ask you a very serious question.

Do you really think that is funny statement?

Minus the abuse of ubb code.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-10-2001, 05:09 PM

I was hoping this thread was gonna be a Mach 3 vs. Wilkinson Sword debate ...

What a bummer !!

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Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!!
The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-10-2001).]

[Labret] · 10-10-2001, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
I was hoping this thread was gonna be a Mach 3 vs. Wilkenson Sword debate ...

Mach 3

10-10-2001, 03:16 PM	#1
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	You know you're being SHAVED when... ...you have two accounts with the same sponsor. Account 1685. Don't even ask. Account 1123. Again, just don't ask. These guys saved my life! Best sponsor I've ever used! Hyuck!

10-10-2001, 03:30 PM	#6
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Yeah where is Gary? It's been 14 minutes since I posted, and no one-liner yet. Something must be wrong. This crazy fucking planet. Earth: The only place in the entire universe where you can convert porn sites at 5:3. <font color="#505050" size="1"> [This message has been edited by ldinternet (edited 10-10-2001).]

10-10-2001, 04:46 PM	#29
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	But what Lab Rat isn't saying is that when the welfare inspectors stop by, that trailer looks like an $800 pre-owned 5th wheeler. "It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no millionaire's son, no It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no fortunate one" <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Topbucks</font></a> 50 solid sites to promote, + content and many extras! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font>

10-10-2001, 03:24 PM	#2
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	3 clicks 5 signups ... the last time I have seen something like that was in my maxcash stats ... ------------------ Don't innovate - imitate!

10-10-2001, 03:24 PM	#3
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10-10-2001, 03:29 PM	#5
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Please tell me what sponser that is. A 1:0.6 ratio is just what I'm looking for...I'll be able to retire in -25 days at that rate! I love math!

10-10-2001, 03:37 PM	#7
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10-10-2001, 03:49 PM	#9
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I am still shocked Gary said he had kids. Poor little bastards.

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10-10-2001, 04:00 PM	#14
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	Gary works for gfy fulltime, the pay is good they say.

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10-10-2001, 04:13 PM	#18
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	You keep talking when you should be filling out welfare forms.

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FetishTemptress Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,239	Damnit!! I have it when I cut myself shaving... Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected]

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brav Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: I don't fucking know! Posts: 211	hey guys, get off this posT!!! I was hittin on a lady damn it!!!

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	I was hoping this thread was gonna be a Mach 3 vs. Wilkinson Sword debate ... What a bummer !! ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-10-2001).]