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ldinternet

10-10-2001 03:16 PM

You know you're being SHAVED when...

...you have two accounts with the same sponsor.

Account 1685. Don't even ask.

http://site.voila.fr/jensel/1.gif

Account 1123. Again, just don't ask.

http://site.voila.fr/jensel/2.gif

These guys saved my life! Best sponsor I've ever used! Hyuck!

funkmaster

10-10-2001 03:24 PM

3 clicks 5 signups ... the last time I have seen something like that was in my maxcash stats ...

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Roberto

10-10-2001 03:24 PM

can i ask?

Speedy26

10-10-2001 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster:
3 clicks 5 signups ... the last time I have seen something like that was in my maxcash stats ...

dam 3 clicks and 5 signups where do i join?
that sounds better than garys new program!

Squishy

10-10-2001 03:29 PM

Please tell me what sponser that is. A 1:0.6 ratio is just what I'm looking for...I'll be able to retire in -25 days at that rate! I love math!

ldinternet

10-10-2001 03:30 PM

Yeah where is Gary? It's been 14 minutes since I posted, and no one-liner yet. Something must be wrong. This crazy fucking planet. Earth: The only place in the entire universe where you can convert porn sites at 5:3. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/redface.gif



[This message has been edited by ldinternet (edited 10-10-2001).]

boneprone

10-10-2001 03:37 PM

Would you like me to say something instead?

Squishy

10-10-2001 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Would you like me to say something instead?

Only if it involves crabs, or other seafood.

[Labret]

10-10-2001 03:49 PM

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

FetishTemptress

10-10-2001 03:49 PM

You also know your getting shaved when you get cut... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Fetish Temptress

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Gary	10-10-2001 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

Well, at least they dont live off food stamps, right government cheese boy.

[Labret]

10-10-2001 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Well, at least they dont live off food stamps, right government cheese boy.

Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

How do you feed them Gary? Does the homeless shelter mind you hogging the internet connection all day?

Go play with your kids for fucks sake Gary. How sad it must be to see your Dad staring blindly into a computer screen all day while your stomach growls.

If someone starts a fund to help Gary's poor little children, I will donate.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 10-10-2001).]

Gary	10-10-2001 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

How do you feed them Gary? Does the homeless shelter mind you hogging the internet connection all day?

Go play with your kids for fucks sake Gary. How sad it must be to see your Dad staring blindly into a computer screen all day while stomach growls.

If someone starts a fund to help Gary's poor little children, I will donate.

Welfare has obviously been very good to you. I'm glad to hear that. Sure, you still got that incest thing going on, but nobody is perfect, right welfare boy?

Roberto

10-10-2001 04:00 PM

Gary works for gfy fulltime, the pay is good they say.

Gary	10-10-2001 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:
Gary works for gfy fulltime, the pay is good they say.

Sure beats Labret's food stamps and gov't cheese.

Gary	10-10-2001 04:03 PM

Did i mention Labret's wife/mother has 3 legs? Let this be a lesson to everyone, INCEST BENEFITS NOBODY!!!

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Did i mention Labret's wife/mother has 3 legs? Let this be a lesson to everyone, INCEST BENEFITS NOBODY!!!

Seriously... three bad insults in a row with no grounding whatsoever. Thats all you got?

You cant taunt me with that kinda lame shit Gary.

If they were good insults it would be one thing, even I enjoy when Ron calls me names, and CDSmith is one of my favorites... he is so eloquent in a futile wave your fist in the air kinda way.

Im sorry, I obviously found a sore spot. I understand though, the sheer stench of failure that undoubtedly surrounds you combined with the slackjawed bucktooth look of tiny retarded Canadian children must be extremely disheartening and depressing.

I no doubt will read of your suicide some day on here.

Gary	10-10-2001 04:13 PM

You keep talking when you should be filling out welfare forms.

brav	10-10-2001 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
[B]
the sheer stench of failure that undoubtedly surrounds you combined with the slackjawed bucktooth look of tiny retarded Canadian children must be extremely disheartening and depressing.[B]

you dissin Canadians?

Gary	10-10-2001 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:

you dissin Canadians?

He lives in a trailer park, dont sweat it.

FetishTemptress

10-10-2001 04:20 PM

Damnit!! I have it when I cut myself shaving... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif
Fetish Temptress

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brav	10-10-2001 04:21 PM

Then let me shave you...

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
He lives in a trailer park, dont sweat it.

But what he leaves out is my "trailer" cost 1.5 million dollars.

And thats not Canadian dollars.

Roberto

10-10-2001 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

Labret:
Right click gary's pic/avatar,properties, what do we have: http://ww3.olderorgy.com/lens.jpg
take out lens.jpg and you have a paysite http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
well maybe a friend's paysite.

brav	10-10-2001 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
But what he leaves out is my "trailer" cost 1.5 million dollars.

And thats not Canadian dollars.

and your point being?...

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:

and your point being?...

Its a nice trailer. Awesome porch and an indoor outhouse.

Gary	10-10-2001 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Lets see... you have no sites.
You obviously have no job as your on here all day and night.

Labret:
Right click gary's pic/avatar,properties, what do we have: http://ww3.olderorgy.com/lens.jpg
take out lens.jpg and you have a paysite http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
well maybe a friend's paysite.

Nah, he hates me. LOL

Hey Labret, ICQ me when your done screwing your mom.

59588164

FetishTemptress

10-10-2001 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:
Then let me shave you...

As long as you promise not to cut me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Fetish Temptress

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CDSmith

10-10-2001 04:46 PM

But what Lab Rat isn't saying is that when the welfare inspectors stop by, that trailer looks like an $800 pre-owned 5th wheeler.

"It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one"

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brav	10-10-2001 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FetishTemptress:

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:
Then let me shave you...

As long as you promise not to cut me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Fetish Temptress

I would never!!!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

but I warn you, I use razors with my teeth, there may be other occurences down there..

hope that isn't a problem..

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
But what Lab Rat isn't saying is that when the welfare inspectors stop by, that trailer looks like an $800 pre-owned 5th wheeler.

"It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one"

CD always makes me smile.

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:

Hey Labret, ICQ me when your done screwing your mom.

59588164

Riiiiiiiiiight.

FADE19

10-10-2001 04:52 PM

Hey Fuck-Toy just because you can't seem to find any $4.00 whores that will shack up with your worthless ass isn't our fault http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

Gary	10-10-2001 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Now you see, you take things too personally. Thats a sign of pettiness and poverty.

FADE19

10-10-2001 04:55 PM

Ya...It's fucking pesos...isn't that right fuck-toy

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
But what he leaves out is my "trailer" cost 1.5 million dollars.

And thats not Canadian dollars.

brav	10-10-2001 04:56 PM

hey guys, get off this posT!!!

I was hittin on a lady damn it!!!

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19:
Hey Fuck-Toy just because you can't seem to find any $4.00 whores that will shack up with your worthless ass isn't our fault http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Having children is like catching HIV. Your life is over and your fucked and broke in the long run.

Little money eating screaming pissing shitting life ending sacks of guts.

Kids = Death
Marriage = Death

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brav:
hey guys, get off this posT!!!

I was hittin on a lady damn it!!!

She has kids, run for your fucking life. Havent you ever listened to Tom Lykus?

[Labret]

10-10-2001 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Now you see, you take things too personally. Thats a sign of pettiness and poverty.

No way, knowing my luck your some fucking script kiddy, you'll snatch my ip, and bomb the fuck out of my router. No thanks.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 10-10-2001).]

-=HUNGRYMAN=-

10-10-2001 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

I am still shocked Gary said he had kids.

Poor little bastards.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Never thought the day would come that I'd appreciate something you said Labret !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

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Gary	10-10-2001 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Definitely one of your better combacks.

Well, its like my daddy used to always tell me, "Son, shut the fuck up and get me another beer."

I dont know wexactly what that has to do with anything, but...

CDSmith

10-10-2001 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
Kids = Death
Marriage = Death

There you go.

See people? You aqueeze Rat long enough and the poison starts to ooze out of him. People like him never disappoint.

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Gary	10-10-2001 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Never thought the day would come that I'd appreciate something you said Labret !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

Huh

[Labret]

10-10-2001 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
There you go.

See people? You aqueeze Rat long enough and the poison starts to ooze out of him. People like him never disappoint.

Uh oh.. dont tell me you have further polluted the world and lowered the worlds cumulative IQ by spreading your seed.

FADE19

10-10-2001 05:04 PM

Ha, I have also heard that if you get gang banged in jail enough you can see the same thing.... LOL! good thing we have fuck-toy here to prove it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith:
There you go.

See people? You aqueeze Rat long enough and the poison starts to ooze out of him. People like him never disappoint.

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[Labret]

10-10-2001 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19:
Ha, I have also heard that if you get gang banged in jail enough you can see the same thing.... LOL! good thing we have fuck-toy here to prove it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

*snip*

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 10-10-2001).]

Gary	10-10-2001 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
I want to ask you a very serious question.

Do you really think that is funny statement?

Minus the abuse of ubb code.

Its better to abuse UBB code than those things you do with your siblings. Yuck.

FADE19

10-10-2001 05:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, did I hit a sensitive area there fuck-toy....bringing back bad memories for ya...

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
I want to ask you a very serious question.

Do you really think that is funny statement?

Minus the abuse of ubb code.

-=HUNGRYMAN=-

10-10-2001 05:09 PM

I was hoping this thread was gonna be a Mach 3 vs. Wilkinson Sword debate ...

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

What a bummer !!

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-10-2001).]

[Labret]

10-10-2001 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
I was hoping this thread was gonna be a Mach 3 vs. Wilkenson Sword debate ...

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

Mach 3

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