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10-11-2001, 06:11 PM
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Vrume Mark
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 20,912
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What Is Your Daily Routine?
I know alot of you work from home, what does your usual day consist of? Waking up taking the dog for a walk, then making porn galleries all day?
Common I wanna know? ------------------ I Need Traffic!!! Please Visit or Link My Drunk Ass!!! DrinkingHard.com |
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10-11-2001, 06:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: indianapolis, indiana
Posts: 73
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wake up
jerk off check mail check stats update news section jerk off eat breakfast take a shit take a shower check mail road trip get home check mail eat lunch jerk off talk to partner browse through worthless shit on ebay eat dinner check mail assign dialers for the day jerk off sleep sumthen like that ------------------ Fuck You Too! http://www.tgpseek.com .45 Per Min + 1$ Per Call |
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10-11-2001, 06:18 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: I don't fucking know!
Posts: 211
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mine is wake up-school-work-hockey...
repeat as necesary ------------------ Aww crap, I did it again!... |
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10-11-2001, 06:20 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
Posts: 6,110
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I just mostly sleep.
I used to work, but gave all that up. ------------------ Like strippers? I used to spend all my welfare check on strippers, now i just go to strippers.com. Start promoting it to more horny bastards like myself. Strippers.com webmasters |
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10-11-2001, 06:32 PM
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There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere else
Posts: 39,075
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Wake up
Mix a drink Stuff a gerbil up my ass Offend as many people as I can Set the gerbil on fire ARMAGEDDON! Stumble around Bump into things Pass out Burp in my sleep |
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10-11-2001, 06:57 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
Posts: 11,856
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beer is on the list for me
so is GFY |
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10-11-2001, 07:32 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: MI
Posts: 950
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wake up around noon, go down into the dungeon (it really is a dungeon 1908 foundation built with 200 pound rocks without windows) to my messy ass desk. work till about 5 then eat dinner and go back to the dungeon and watch the big ass spiders and other strange bugs that i have never seen anywhere else crawling around. about 1am go back upstairs watch tv for a bit then go back to sleep.
i will have to post a pic of the work station/dungeon, maybe thats a whole other topic! |
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10-12-2001, 02:25 AM
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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
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hahaha foooll... you got deep seeded problems bro hahahaha
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10-12-2001, 02:39 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: shell beach
Posts: 7,938
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9:30 wakeup
9:32 clock on 9:33 restart gallery builder -> autosubmit 9:34 clock off 9:35 go to sleep again ------------------ Don't innovate - imitate! ... giving away mass traffic for free !! |
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10-12-2001, 03:51 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the deep south
Posts: 2,079
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wake up
smoke check stats post shit to gfy eat check for replies on gfy beat off check stats take a moment of silence for all my dead traffic smoke check stats declare a jihad on a box of 'Chicken in a Biskit' check stats click all my sponsor links check stats again daily cry smoke Update my bosses site bathe mail new gerbil to AMP check stats make sure popups are still working check stats again smoke eat again take gf's panties off wait for gf to get home deny wearing her panties feed the cat go to sleep dream of checking my stats |
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10-12-2001, 05:56 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Between your mamma's legs
Posts: 4,753
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7:30am wake up and wake son up to get ready for school
7:40am check all my emails while son gets dressed ... 7:50am make breakfast 8:05am check GFY board for the previous night's insanity 8:30 send son to bus stop and let dogs out to do their business ... frighten neighborhood kids on their way to school (2 Dobermans will do that you know ) 8:32 rub some HERTURN on my nipples 8:52 one more dab of HERTURN before I turn on my ICQ 9:10 turn on ICQ ... but stay invisible  9:11 ICQ lit up like fucking Xmas tree with last night's messages 9:30 dogs are using themselves as battering rams against the door ... go let them in 10:00 start to think about what has to get done for the day 10:10 rub some more HERTURN into my nipples ... by this time my alter ego is awake also, so I rub some HERTURN into his nipples as well  10:20 have arguement with alter ego about plan of attack on days chores ... alter ego just wants to surf porn 10:55 finally convince alter ego to do some work 11:00 spend most of day convincing Gary that I have nothing personal against him ... 8:00pm wife gets home from work and asks me for the computer so she can check her email 8:30pm wife grabs me by short and curlies and hauls my ass out of computer chair!!! 8:37pm I finally catch my breath and check the merchandise for damage ... all seems okay ... go to couch to watch TV 11:00pm watch national and local news 11:35pm curse and swear when my lottery numbers do not come out of that theiving little ball machine ! 11:38pm grab wife by short and curlies and haul her ass off to bed... 11:45pm rub HERTURN on my nipples 11:50pm rub HERTURN on wife's nipples  7:30am start routine all over again ------------------  Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-12-2001).] |
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10-12-2001, 06:03 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the deep south
Posts: 2,079
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Isn't Herturn like ManDelay?
Not that I know anything about that product, hehe. |
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10-12-2001, 06:08 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Between your mamma's legs
Posts: 4,753
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HERTURN is a female sex lotion that has some chemical that is supposed to icrease the bloodflow to the sensitive spots ... as well as a refreshing hint of Menthol for that warm, fuzzy feeling ... click the link in my signature for more details ... and ladies, my wife claims it is the first such product that she has used that actually WORKS !! (it feels nice on my nipples too) ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples :D |
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10-12-2001, 06:47 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: A BIG hole in the ground!
Posts: 124
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Wake up at 4..PM!
make coffee turn on puter check stats and traffic smash monitor call wife at work tell her to go pick up new monitor hook it up eat and shower update page go to work at 11.00 pm stop working at 1:00 go to sleep wake up at 5:am put tools away go home at 7:am turn on puter chack stats and traffic smash monitor go buy new one hook it up go to sleep wife calls says they are out of monitors till next tuesday They order me 7 more ------------------  That's It, I'm Going Home! |
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10-12-2001, 06:57 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 1,239
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Well, for the past few days its been-sitting in this damn corner. But , on my normal days its.
wake up-light a cigerette make coffee, potty etc drink coffee-turn puter on nurse daughter while checking mail, checks sites and stats check GFY board chase daughter around the house. Time for another cup of coffee. Get daughter out of my closet. Make some galleries. Check mail (postal) Get my daughter out of the cupboards. Check GFY. Update my sites. Make Content for my sites. Nurse my daughter and change diaper. Check on sites and stats. Eat Lunch-run errands Check mail, sites, stats and GFY. Chase my daughter around the house. and so on and so on and so on... Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] |
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10-12-2001, 07:03 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
Posts: 6,110
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10-12-2001, 07:08 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 1,239
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She isnt allowed to go more than once a day...
How many kids do you have Gary? I have 9 and I trained them all not to go more than once a day at a very young age (ps..On the serious side-that was just an idea of what I do throughout the day-at the end it says "and so on and so on") Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] |
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10-12-2001, 07:24 AM
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[*] 5:15 am : Get up[*] 5:16 am : Smash alarm clock and think how much I fucking hate my life[*] 5:18 am : Wash my face and take a shit[*] 5:23 am : Check email and GFY[*] 5:24 am : Post useless shit on GFY[*] 5:35 am : Walk downstairs, eat Smacks[*] 5:40 am : Walk upstairs, brush teeth[*] 5:45 am : Jump on bike and ride to fucking morning practice in the rain[*] 6:00 am : Dive in[*] 7:30 am : Get outta the fucking water and into the shower[*] 7:45 am : Force myself to eat breakfast[*] 8:30 am : Go to class, pass out[*] 12:18 pm: Get up, leave class[*] 12:30 pm: Go home, check GFY, post more shit[*] 12:45 pm: Beat off[*] 1:30 pm : Lunch[*] 2:00 pm : Lift weights[*] 3:00 pm : Dive in[*] 5:30 pm : Get outta the fucking water and shower my itchy balls[*] 6:00 pm : Dinner time[*] 6:30 pm : Sex with my woman[*] 7:00 pm : GFY, postcount ++[*] 8:00 pm : Beat off[*] 8:15 pm : Build galleries and submit em[*] 9:30 pm : GFY[*] 11:00 pm: Go to sleep
Yet another exciting weekday. |
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10-12-2001, 07:28 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
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10-12-2001, 07:58 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 1,239
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I had 4 in diapers at one time, my 4 oldest (set of twins in there)..and I didnt use disposable diapers at that time..And alot of times I washed the cloth diapers out by hand...Now that is something nobody should miss
Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] |
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10-12-2001, 08:00 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
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My wife brought home a washable diaper at one time. I said "wow, what a great idea honney" and then walked over to the garbage and dropped it in. No way in hell was i going that route. |
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10-12-2001, 08:30 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The pay phone outside the 7-11
Posts: 357
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Wow, my day....
11:00 Wake up 12:00 Stand up 12:01 Check/respond to email 12:30 Approve galleries for TGP 1:00 Check misc. affiliate programs stats 1:05 Cry 1:15 Think about getting a real job 1:16 Stop that nonsense 1:17 Jerk off and convince myself everything will be okay.....someday 1:19 Have a smoke 1:30 Go to Sonic for a Rt. 44 Cherry Dr. Pepper and a Chicken Strip Dinner. 1:45 Return home to devour grub. 2:15 Approve more posts from TGP 2:45 Play some Diablo 2 LOD 4:00 Work on cgi scripts I have been saying "Will be done today" for the last 6 months. 4:10 Shit/shower/shave 5:10 (yes, it does take that long 'cause I like to sit on the pot until my legs fall asleep) Sit and bullshit with room mate and listen to how shitty her day was at her REAL job. 7:00 Promise myself I won't ever ask her how her day was again. 7:01 Put on nice clothes and head to friends house. 7:20 Raid friends 'fridge and drink some of his beer and play Counter-Strike/DoD on his computer. 8:30 Watch a movie on his bad ass setup. 10:30 Head to the bar! 10:31 Hit on first single girl I see at the bar. 10:31.30 Get turned down/laughed at/slapped 10:32 Get another beer 1:30 LAST CALL!! 1:55 Stagger home 2:10 BEER FOOD!! Burrito King.....yeah baby! 2:30 Yummy down on the massive 1.5 pound burrito 2:45 Regret eating whole goddamned burrito. 3:30 Leave when friend is out of beer 3:45 Stumble in front door and fall over little table in front of couch 3:46 Lay on ground and laugh 3:47 Last smoke of the night 3:51 Approve more posts for TGP/check stats 5:00 Nappie poo |
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10-12-2001, 08:32 AM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Behind the monitor since 1988
Posts: 1,679
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lets see
wake up anywhere between 7 and 11:30, good thing the kids can dress and get on the bus themselves (if I'm up around 7 they were fighting) Turn computer on, grab a cigerette and head to the kitchen COFFEE Need coffee! (good thing nobody is here, when they are they generally have the coffee ready before waking me up lol) check email and stats Update sites while reading GFY Make a gallery check stats submit gallery Do homework review galleries do any graphic work needing done make dinner go to school get home and check email and stats Drag the hubby away from the computer games and fuck his brains out check stats go to bed for the night REPEAT (except on weekends, less computer and more sex) gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP  Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies |
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