7:30am wake up and wake son up to get ready for school
7:40am check all my emails while son gets dressed ...
7:50am make breakfast
8:05am check GFY board for the previous night's insanity
8:30 send son to bus stop and let dogs out to do their business ... frighten neighborhood kids on their way to school
(2 Dobermans will do that you know )
8:32 rub some HERTURN on my nipples
8:52 one more dab of HERTURN before I turn on my ICQ
9:10 turn on ICQ ... but stay invisible
9:11 ICQ lit up like fucking Xmas tree with last night's messages
9:30 dogs are using themselves as battering rams against the door ... go let them in
10:00 start to think about what has to get done for the day
10:10 rub some more HERTURN into my nipples ... by this time my alter ego is awake also, so I rub some HERTURN into his nipples as well
10:20 have arguement with alter ego about plan of attack on days chores ... alter ego just wants to surf porn
10:55 finally convince alter ego to do some work
11:00 spend most of day convincing Gary that I have nothing personal against him ...
8:00pm wife gets home from work and asks me for the computer so she can check her email
8:30pm wife grabs me by short and curlies and hauls my ass out of computer chair!!!
8:37pm I finally catch my breath and check the merchandise for damage ... all seems okay ... go to couch to watch TV
11:00pm watch national and local news
11:35pm curse and swear when my lottery numbers do not come out of that theiving little ball machine !
11:38pm grab wife by short and curlies and haul her ass off to bed...
11:45pm rub HERTURN on my nipples
11:50pm rub HERTURN on wife's nipples
7:30am start routine all over again
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Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!!
The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub
HERTURN on my nipples
[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 10-12-2001).]