Wake up at 4..PM!
make coffee
turn on puter
check stats and traffic
smash monitor
call wife at work
tell her to go pick up new monitor
hook it up
eat and shower
update page
go to work at 11.00 pm
stop working at 1:00
go to sleep
wake up at 5:am
put tools away
go home at 7:am
turn on puter
chack stats and traffic
smash monitor
go buy new one
hook it up
go to sleep
wife calls
says they are out of monitors till next tuesday
They order me 7 more
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That's It, I'm Going Home!