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gornyhuy · 12-17-2004, 11:54 PM

Damn....

LINK HOTTEN.

Spunky · 12-17-2004, 11:54 PM

gornyhuy · 12-17-2004, 11:54 PM

gornyhuy · 12-17-2004, 11:55 PM

gornyhuy · 12-17-2004, 11:55 PM

Be back in a few minutes - gotta take care of some actual work.

But THEN YOU ARE GOING DOWN HARD.

Spunky · 12-17-2004, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Be back in a few minutes - gotta take care of some actual work.

But THEN YOU ARE GOING DOWN HARD.

OK son..when u r ready

Kevsh · 12-17-2004, 11:58 PM

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

A beer.

Kevsh · 12-17-2004, 11:59 PM

D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.

Kevsh · 12-17-2004, 11:59 PM

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: There should be more there, eh?
B: Where? Oh, go!

Kevsh · 12-17-2004, 11:59 PM

D: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four pounds of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: ...in a tree. See, you need more.

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:00 AM

B: Oh..fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five golden toques,
D: Four pound of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle necks
B: And a beer...where?
D: (with Bob) In a tree.

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:00 AM

B: OK, on the sixth...oo, go!
D: ..Christmas, my true love gave to me,
C: Six...
D: Six packs of two-four
B & C: Five golden toques
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. OK.

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:01 AM

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven pack of smokes,
C: Nice gift!
D: Nice gift. Oh...six packs of two-four
B & C: Five golden toques.
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. Keep forgetting.
D: Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too
hard for
us! Go, hoser.

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:01 AM

B & D: On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
D: Eight comic books
(Chorus repeats right behind them, though one behind)
B & D: Seven packs of smokes
Six pack of two-four
B: Five...
C: (catches up) Five golden tooks
Four pounds of back-bacon
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
ALL: And a beer...
B & D: On my tree.
B: Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um...
C: TWELVE!
B: Twelve!
D: Good day, and welcome to day twelve..
(Chorus starts up and Bob and Doug join in)
ALL: Five golden toques
Four pounds of back-bacon,
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
And a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
D: Where'd you learn to do that?
B: Um, albums.
D: So, like, that's our song. Merry Christmas...
B: Merry Christmas!
D: And good day!
B: Good day! Ha-happy New Year, too.
D: Shhh!
B: OK, you know what you left out?
D: What?
B: Donuts!
D: Oh, no!
B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth
day or
the eleventh day, but I want donuts!
D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody!
B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts...
D: So,..go out to the stores and get some presents!
B: You could've gone down, to, like, the good donut shops where you
buy a
dozen, you get another one free, and then it'd be thirteen for the
"Thirteen Days of Christmas"!
D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw!
B: Take off!
(As music fades

D: Boy, that song was a beauty. It...it moved me.
B: Yeah, I think it ranks

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:05 AM

We Three Clods

We three clods from Omaha are
Spending Christmas Eve in a car
Driving, drinking,
Glasses clinking,
Who needs a lousy bar?

Ohh...
Drink to Charlie. Drink to Paul
Drink to friends we can?t recall
Swerving, speeding
Signs unheeding
Drink to anything at all

We three clods are feeling no pain
Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain
Senses losing
'Til we?re cruising
Into a wrong way lane

Ohh...
Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred
Drink to those two trucks ahead
Headlights flashing
Screeching, crashing
Drink till they pronounce us dead

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:05 AM

Sam and Roz are Coming to Town

You?d better give up
On Christmas this year
You haven?t a chance
With relatives here
Sam and Roz are coming to town
They?re bringing their kids
To add to your fun
They?re staying ten days
You thought it was one
Sam and Roz are coming to town
They?ll monopolize your bathroom
They?ll destroy your solitude
They will eat you out of house and home
And complain about the food
So, there?s only one way
To save your no-el
You give them your house
And take a hotel
Sam and Roz are coming to town

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:06 AM

Wrap Your Gift

Sung to Deck the Halls
Wrap your gift with fingers agile
Fa la la la la la la la la
Seal it up, and mark it fragile
Fa la la la la la la la la
There's no reason to be nervous
Fa la la la la la la la la
You can trust the postal service
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hear the postal worker singing
Fa la la la la la la la la
As your parcel he is flinging
Fa la la la la la la la la
See it crumpled in the bin there
Fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you sorry you walked in there?
Fa la la la la la la la la
See your parcel speed to Philly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Through the air to cousin Billy
Fa la la la la la la la la
It will wind up in Savannah
Fa la la la la la la la la
Via Nome and Butte, MT
Fa la la la la la la la la

OzMan · 12-18-2004, 12:06 AM

z winner

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:06 AM

It Hangs Down from Our Chandelier

It hangs down from our chandelier
We have no idea what it does
Its shape is weird, and it drips with goo
And lets out a high-sounding buzz
It grows a couple of feet each day
And wiggles with kind of a twitch
We keep it cause it's a present from
Our visiting uncle, who's rich

OzMan · 12-18-2004, 12:07 AM

what'd i win

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:07 AM

?God rest ye poor small businessmen? sung to the tune of ?God rest Ye Merry
Gentlemen?

"God rest ye poor small businessmen
Who've managed to survive;
Be glad in this economy
That you are still alive;
Give shouts of praise at Christmas time
When folks who buy appear
There?s a chance, You?ll break even for the year---
For the whole year---
There?s a chance that you?ll break even for the year.

The chain-stores and conglomerates
Have brought you to your knees;
High taxes, rent, and labor costs
Have caught you in a squeeze;
The cost of goods keeps going up---
Inflation?s running on---
So give thanks, You can buy cheap from Taiwan---
Good old Taiwan!
So give thanks that ye can buy cheap from Taiwan.?

Kevsh · 12-18-2004, 12:08 AM

Data, the Fast-Fingered Android,
Was sort of like Pinocchio.
He longed to be a "real" boy,
Not a walking Nintendo.

All of the rest of Starfleet,
Treated him just like a slave.
Like he was some Hal computer,
They'd taunt him with, "Good morning, Dave."

Then upon the Enterprise
Jean-Luc came to say,
"Data, with your fingers fast,
Come work with us and save the day!"

Now all of the crews in Starfleet
Wish they had an android too!
Data, the fast-fingered android,
You can't love us, but we love you!

Satisfaction · 12-18-2004, 12:19 AM

ok im back in action again..

Satisfaction · 12-18-2004, 12:20 AM

be prepared to lose .. im going to be the winner

Satisfaction · 12-18-2004, 12:24 AM

where has everyone gone to? come back!

Satisfaction · 12-18-2004, 12:28 AM

hmm looks like im by myself again..

Spunky · 12-18-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
be prepared to lose .. im going to be the winner

OzMan · 12-18-2004, 01:12 AM

here is my token post so I don't feel guilty taking the next prize

Satisfaction · 12-18-2004, 01:58 AM

boy this thread has slowed down.. come back spunky

Satisfaction · 12-18-2004, 02:03 AM

im eating 2 cans of tuna atm

mmm yum

Satisfaction · 12-18-2004, 02:28 AM

ok cool.. well im out for the night..

wes · 12-18-2004, 02:29 AM

cool promo

wes · 12-18-2004, 02:30 AM

traffic addict · 12-18-2004, 04:03 AM

The next prize is just about 160 posts away

michugo · 12-18-2004, 04:30 AM

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Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 05:58 AM

Good morning

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 05:58 AM

looks like the board is back to speed

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 05:59 AM

thank goodness

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 05:59 AM

it was pretty crap yesterday

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 05:59 AM

I see some people have been busy whoring

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:00 AM

I mean posting

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:01 AM

no, I was right first time

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:08 AM

looks like everyone else is in bed

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:08 AM

can't say I blame them

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:09 AM

There'll be enough people round

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:09 AM

when it's 50 bucks time

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:10 AM

Oh yes

Thumbler · 12-18-2004, 06:10 AM

They'll all be crawling out of the woodwork then

traffic addict · 12-18-2004, 06:36 AM

You can be sure of that, and it is only 150 posts away

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12-17-2004, 11:58 PM	#2808
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A beer.

12-17-2004, 11:59 PM	#2809
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two turtle-necks B: And a beer.

12-17-2004, 11:59 PM	#2810
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Three French toast D: Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. D: There should be more there, eh? B: Where? Oh, go!

12-17-2004, 11:59 PM	#2811
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	D: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Four pounds of back-bacon B: Three French toast D: Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. D: ...in a tree. See, you need more.

12-18-2004, 12:00 AM	#2812
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	B: Oh..fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Five golden toques, D: Four pound of back-bacon B: Three French toast D: Two turtle necks B: And a beer...where? D: (with Bob) In a tree.

12-18-2004, 12:00 AM	#2813
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	B: OK, on the sixth...oo, go! D: ..Christmas, my true love gave to me, C: Six... D: Six packs of two-four B & C: Five golden toques C: Four... D: Four pounds of back-bacon C: Three... B: Three French toast C: Two... D: Two turtle-necks C: And a beeeeeeeeer... B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. OK.

12-18-2004, 12:01 AM	#2814
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Seven pack of smokes, C: Nice gift! D: Nice gift. Oh...six packs of two-four B & C: Five golden toques. C: Four... D: Four pounds of back-bacon C: Three... B: Three French toast C: Two... D: Two turtle-necks C: And a beeeeeeeeer... B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. Keep forgetting. D: Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too hard for us! Go, hoser.

12-18-2004, 12:01 AM	#2815
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	B & D: On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me, D: Eight comic books (Chorus repeats right behind them, though one behind) B & D: Seven packs of smokes Six pack of two-four B: Five... C: (catches up) Five golden tooks Four pounds of back-bacon Three French toast Two turtle-necks ALL: And a beer... B & D: On my tree. B: Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um... C: TWELVE! B: Twelve! D: Good day, and welcome to day twelve.. (Chorus starts up and Bob and Doug join in) ALL: Five golden toques Four pounds of back-bacon, Three French toast Two turtle-necks And a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! D: Where'd you learn to do that? B: Um, albums. D: So, like, that's our song. Merry Christmas... B: Merry Christmas! D: And good day! B: Good day! Ha-happy New Year, too. D: Shhh! B: OK, you know what you left out? D: What? B: Donuts! D: Oh, no! B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth day or the eleventh day, but I want donuts! D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody! B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts... D: So,..go out to the stores and get some presents! B: You could've gone down, to, like, the good donut shops where you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then it'd be thirteen for the "Thirteen Days of Christmas"! D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw! B: Take off! (As music fades D: Boy, that song was a beauty. It...it moved me. B: Yeah, I think it ranks

12-18-2004, 12:05 AM	#2816
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	We Three Clods We three clods from Omaha are Spending Christmas Eve in a car Driving, drinking, Glasses clinking, Who needs a lousy bar? Ohh... Drink to Charlie. Drink to Paul Drink to friends we can?t recall Swerving, speeding Signs unheeding Drink to anything at all We three clods are feeling no pain Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain Senses losing 'Til we?re cruising Into a wrong way lane Ohh... Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred Drink to those two trucks ahead Headlights flashing Screeching, crashing Drink till they pronounce us dead

12-18-2004, 12:05 AM	#2817
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Sam and Roz are Coming to Town You?d better give up On Christmas this year You haven?t a chance With relatives here Sam and Roz are coming to town They?re bringing their kids To add to your fun They?re staying ten days You thought it was one Sam and Roz are coming to town They?ll monopolize your bathroom They?ll destroy your solitude They will eat you out of house and home And complain about the food So, there?s only one way To save your no-el You give them your house And take a hotel Sam and Roz are coming to town

12-18-2004, 12:06 AM	#2818
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Wrap Your Gift Sung to Deck the Halls Wrap your gift with fingers agile Fa la la la la la la la la Seal it up, and mark it fragile Fa la la la la la la la la There's no reason to be nervous Fa la la la la la la la la You can trust the postal service Fa la la la la la la la la Hear the postal worker singing Fa la la la la la la la la As your parcel he is flinging Fa la la la la la la la la See it crumpled in the bin there Fa la la la la la la la la Aren't you sorry you walked in there? Fa la la la la la la la la See your parcel speed to Philly Fa la la la la la la la la Through the air to cousin Billy Fa la la la la la la la la It will wind up in Savannah Fa la la la la la la la la Via Nome and Butte, MT Fa la la la la la la la la

12-18-2004, 12:06 AM	#2819
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	z winner

12-18-2004, 12:06 AM	#2820
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	It Hangs Down from Our Chandelier It hangs down from our chandelier We have no idea what it does Its shape is weird, and it drips with goo And lets out a high-sounding buzz It grows a couple of feet each day And wiggles with kind of a twitch We keep it cause it's a present from Our visiting uncle, who's rich

12-18-2004, 12:07 AM	#2821
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	what'd i win

12-18-2004, 12:07 AM	#2822
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	?God rest ye poor small businessmen? sung to the tune of ?God rest Ye Merry Gentlemen? "God rest ye poor small businessmen Who've managed to survive; Be glad in this economy That you are still alive; Give shouts of praise at Christmas time When folks who buy appear There?s a chance, You?ll break even for the year--- For the whole year--- There?s a chance that you?ll break even for the year. The chain-stores and conglomerates Have brought you to your knees; High taxes, rent, and labor costs Have caught you in a squeeze; The cost of goods keeps going up--- Inflation?s running on--- So give thanks, You can buy cheap from Taiwan--- Good old Taiwan! So give thanks that ye can buy cheap from Taiwan.?

12-18-2004, 12:08 AM	#2823
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Data, the Fast-Fingered Android, Was sort of like Pinocchio. He longed to be a "real" boy, Not a walking Nintendo. All of the rest of Starfleet, Treated him just like a slave. Like he was some Hal computer, They'd taunt him with, "Good morning, Dave." Then upon the Enterprise Jean-Luc came to say, "Data, with your fingers fast, Come work with us and save the day!" Now all of the crews in Starfleet Wish they had an android too! Data, the fast-fingered android, You can't love us, but we love you!

12-18-2004, 12:19 AM	#2824
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12-18-2004, 12:20 AM	#2825
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	be prepared to lose .. im going to be the winner

12-18-2004, 12:24 AM	#2826
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	where has everyone gone to? come back!

12-18-2004, 12:28 AM	#2827
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	hmm looks like im by myself again..

12-18-2004, 01:12 AM	#2829
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	here is my token post so I don't feel guilty taking the next prize

12-18-2004, 01:58 AM	#2830
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	boy this thread has slowed down.. come back spunky

12-18-2004, 02:03 AM	#2831
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	im eating 2 cans of tuna atm mmm yum

12-18-2004, 02:28 AM	#2832
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	ok cool.. well im out for the night..

12-18-2004, 02:29 AM	#2833
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12-18-2004, 05:58 AM	#2837
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