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Sam and Roz are Coming to Town
You?d better give up
On Christmas this year
You haven?t a chance
With relatives here
Sam and Roz are coming to town
They?re bringing their kids
To add to your fun
They?re staying ten days
You thought it was one
Sam and Roz are coming to town
They?ll monopolize your bathroom
They?ll destroy your solitude
They will eat you out of house and home
And complain about the food
So, there?s only one way
To save your no-el
You give them your house
And take a hotel
Sam and Roz are coming to town
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