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12-16-2004, 12:03 AM

In Russia, there is a teacher of the second grade who decides to ask the kids a question.

He first turns to Sergei and asks: "Sergei, what flys?"
And Sergei tells the teacher that Airplanes fly.
"Very good Sergei, what does your father do?"
And Sergei replies that he is a doctor.
"Excellent Sergei, you will become a great doctor just like your father!"

He then turns to Natasha and asks: "Natasha, what flys?"
And Natasha tells the teacher that birds fly.
"Very good Natasha, what does your father do?"
And Sergei replies that he is a lawyer.
"Excellent Natasha, you will become a great lawyer just like your father!"

He then turns to Igor and asks: "Igor, what flys?"
And Igor tells the teacher that pigs fly.
"No No No! You stupid moron Igor! Pigs don't fly!!! Now tell me! What does your father do?"
And Igor says: "My father works for the KGB."

and the teacher answers:
... "Okay maybe pigs fly a little bit..."

kmanrox · 12-16-2004, 12:04 AM

ahahahahaa

Abyss_Vee · 12-16-2004, 12:05 AM

no vartanik jokes?

Paraskass · 12-16-2004, 12:05 AM

12-16-2004, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
no vartanik jokes?

let's not go there

kmanrox · 12-16-2004, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Paraskass

i dont get it?

Paraskass · 12-16-2004, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i dont get it?

he is gay

kmanrox · 12-16-2004, 12:06 AM

let's hear some Armenian jokes!

Paraskass · 12-16-2004, 12:07 AM

uruguay = you're a gay

flipGee · 12-16-2004, 12:07 AM

WTF that's funny!

rannor080 · 12-16-2004, 12:07 AM

so funny!!! hahahah!!

kmanrox · 12-16-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
uruguay = you're a gay

that's not really funny if you know how to properly pronounce the name of the kuntry

Platinumpimp · 12-16-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
no vartanik jokes?

Vartanik and his three friends are telling stories in a bar. Vartanik leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he`s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out he got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he`s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday." The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. In fact, he`s so rich that he just gave his best friend a million in stock for his birthday."

Vartanik comes back from the can. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I`m embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that he`s gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look at the bright side his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and a million in stock for his birthday."

TKoProductions · 12-16-2004, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf

He then turns to Natasha and asks: "Natasha, what flys?"
And Natasha tells the teacher that birds fly.
"Very good Natasha, what does your father do?"
And Sergei replies that he is a lawyer.
"Excellent Natasha, you will become a great lawyer just like your father!"

Why does Sergei reply that Natasha's father is a lawyer, if the question was asked of Natasha. Is this part of the joke?

or a FUCK UP?

jwerd · 12-16-2004, 12:16 AM

lol...

Abyss_Vee · 12-16-2004, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Vartanik and his three friends are telling stories in a bar. Vartanik leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he`s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out he got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he`s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday." The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. In fact, he`s so rich that he just gave his best friend a million in stock for his birthday."

Vartanik comes back from the can. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I`m embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that he`s gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look at the bright side his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and a million in stock for his birthday."

Lev · 12-16-2004, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
no vartanik jokes?

One day Vartanik dies and goes to heaven. He meets a guy up their named Gurgen. One day Gurgen says: "Vartanik , how did you die?" Vartanik says: "I froze to death . What about you ?" Gurgen says : " I thought my wife was cheating on me so i searched the whole house to find a guy . When i didn`t find the guy , i had a heart attack and died ." Vartanik says: " You stupid moron , if u checked the freezer , we both would have been alive now."

Lev · 12-16-2004, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
no vartanik jokes?

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"? She calls on little Vartanik. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Vartanik says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well, I suppose the one that`s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vartanik replied, "The correct answer is `the one with the wedding ring on,` but I like your thinking."

12-16-2004, 12:03 AM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Another Joke (Russian joke) In Russia, there is a teacher of the second grade who decides to ask the kids a question. He first turns to Sergei and asks: "Sergei, what flys?" And Sergei tells the teacher that Airplanes fly. "Very good Sergei, what does your father do?" And Sergei replies that he is a doctor. "Excellent Sergei, you will become a great doctor just like your father!" He then turns to Natasha and asks: "Natasha, what flys?" And Natasha tells the teacher that birds fly. "Very good Natasha, what does your father do?" And Sergei replies that he is a lawyer. "Excellent Natasha, you will become a great lawyer just like your father!" He then turns to Igor and asks: "Igor, what flys?" And Igor tells the teacher that pigs fly. "No No No! You stupid moron Igor! Pigs don't fly!!! Now tell me! What does your father do?" And Igor says: "My father works for the KGB." and the teacher answers: ... "Okay maybe pigs fly a little bit..."

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