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In Russia, there is a teacher of the second grade who decides to ask the kids a question.

He first turns to Sergei and asks: "Sergei, what flys?"
And Sergei tells the teacher that Airplanes fly.
"Very good Sergei, what does your father do?"
And Sergei replies that he is a doctor.
"Excellent Sergei, you will become a great doctor just like your father!"

He then turns to Natasha and asks: "Natasha, what flys?"
And Natasha tells the teacher that birds fly.
"Very good Natasha, what does your father do?"
And Sergei replies that he is a lawyer.
"Excellent Natasha, you will become a great lawyer just like your father!"

He then turns to Igor and asks: "Igor, what flys?"
And Igor tells the teacher that pigs fly.
"No No No! You stupid moron Igor! Pigs don't fly!!! Now tell me! What does your father do?"
And Igor says: "My father works for the KGB."



and the teacher answers:
... "Okay maybe pigs fly a little bit..."