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cashman · 12-15-2004, 12:20 PM

Ellen's New Squeeze is Arrested Development star Portia de Rossi

Damn she is hot. Lesbians get all the hot chicks

The Bootyologist · 12-15-2004, 12:20 PM

those two will make bautiful babies

eroswebmaster · 12-15-2004, 12:21 PM

Dude my sister is gay and I've been to their group parties etc...nothing hot about 99.9% of lesbians.

Lipstick Lesbos..sure..but real dyed in the wool, home depot shopping lesbians...you might as well be fucking your short fat friend with the buzz cut or mullet

Paco, of Large Cash. · 12-15-2004, 12:22 PM

who?

I know who Ellen is, but Arrested Development ? ? ?

xclusive · 12-15-2004, 12:24 PM

It's a comedy on Fox it's pretty good you should check it out...The first season is out on DVD...

BuckLover · 12-15-2004, 12:24 PM

Yet Ellen is a Butt ugly, not funny, Dyke!

Manowar · 12-15-2004, 12:34 PM

i'd hit them both

Denis_SC · 12-15-2004, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
those two will make bautiful babies

dodger21 · 12-15-2004, 12:39 PM

tranny

cashman · 12-15-2004, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
i'd hit them both

Dude, I can't hit Ellen. She looks like a dude with no tits or ass

boner 2.0 · 12-15-2004, 12:51 PM

I'll take and hit the right one

ytcracker · 12-15-2004, 12:54 PM

i have a large crush on portia

i cant believe they are together what a fucking player go ellen
i thought she was married and owned a clothing company or something (portia)

cashman · 12-15-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
i have a large crush on portia

i cant believe they are together what a fucking player go ellen
i thought she was married and owned a clothing company or something (portia)

Here are two hot pics of her

I would hit it, lesbian or not

NichePay_Manny · 12-15-2004, 05:38 PM

What a waist ?

Sosa · 12-15-2004, 05:42 PM

how can ellen get so lucky

cashman · 12-15-2004, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
how can ellen get so lucky

I guess Money talk in the lesbian world too

Babagirls · 12-15-2004, 08:55 PM

well, i guess its clear who wears the strap-on in their relationship

seeric · 12-15-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Dude my sister is gay and I've been to their group parties etc...nothing hot about 99.9% of lesbians.

Lipstick Lesbos..sure..but real dyed in the wool, home depot shopping lesbians...you might as well be fucking your short fat friend with the buzz cut or mullet

you have your finger right on it man.

rannor080 · 12-15-2004, 09:00 PM

fris · 12-15-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Dude my sister is gay and I've been to their group parties etc...nothing hot about 99.9% of lesbians.

Lipstick Lesbos..sure..but real dyed in the wool, home depot shopping lesbians...you might as well be fucking your short fat friend with the buzz cut or mullet

you are hanging out with the wrong lesbians

QuaWee · 12-15-2004, 09:01 PM

lol, had no idea the girl from that Fox show was a lesbian. she is still hot although she is flat chested

Wiggles · 12-15-2004, 09:02 PM

Portia is so hot, why the hell is she with Ellen? money? or maybe she needs a career boost like that other switch-a-roo chick.

pornguy · 12-15-2004, 09:12 PM

Damn that is a huge head. And Ellen is still as nasty as the day she insisted on opening the closet door and screwing the life of everyone on her show.

FreshChecks · 12-15-2004, 09:16 PM

I'd hit both

cashman · 12-15-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreshChecks
I'd hit both

I think I would hit her but not Ellen

Screaming · 12-15-2004, 10:03 PM

girls have all the fun lol

cashman · 12-15-2004, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Damn that is a huge head. And Ellen is still as nasty as the day she insisted on opening the closet door and screwing the life of everyone on her show.

Ellen is nasty, but dude the new squeeze is hot

Jamdin · 12-15-2004, 11:25 PM

Portia de Rossi was hot as Nelle Porter on Ally McBeal

FilthyRob · 12-16-2004, 12:24 AM

Didn't know she was gay.

tASSy · 12-16-2004, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by Jamdin
Portia de Rossi was hot as Nelle Porter on Ally McBeal

that's what i remember her from, i can't believe she's a lesbian, so all those fantasies have a 100th more of a chance of becoming reality. sweet! i can totally bump ellen.

jawanda · 12-16-2004, 01:08 AM

I had a sex dream about Portia once ...

One of only two celebs I've ever 'hooked up with' in a dream, the other was Elaine from Seinfeld lol !

Personally, I would hit Ellen and Portia!

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