Damn I should have been a lesbian
 

Ellen's New Squeeze is Arrested Development star Portia de Rossi

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Damn she is hot. Lesbians get all the hot chicks :(

those two will make bautiful babies

Dude my sister is gay and I've been to their group parties etc...nothing hot about 99.9% of lesbians.

Lipstick Lesbos..sure..but real dyed in the wool, home depot shopping lesbians...you might as well be fucking your short fat friend with the buzz cut or mullet

who?

I know who Ellen is, but Arrested Development ? ? ?

It's a comedy on Fox it's pretty good you should check it out...The first season is out on DVD...

Yet Ellen is a Butt ugly, not funny, Dyke!:glugglug

i'd hit them both

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tranny

Dude, I can't hit Ellen. She looks like a dude with no tits or ass :(

I'll take and hit the right one :Graucho :thumbsup

i have a large crush on portia

i cant believe they are together what a fucking player go ellen
i thought she was married and owned a clothing company or something (portia)

Here are two hot pics of her

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/rossib.bmp

I would hit it, lesbian or not :)

What a waist ?:BangBang:

how can ellen get so lucky

I guess Money talk in the lesbian world too :)

well, i guess its clear who wears the strap-on in their relationship :1orglaugh

you have your finger right on it man.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

you are hanging out with the wrong lesbians :)

lol, had no idea the girl from that Fox show was a lesbian. she is still hot although she is flat chested

Portia is so hot, why the hell is she with Ellen? money? or maybe she needs a career boost like that other switch-a-roo chick.

Damn that is a huge head. And Ellen is still as nasty as the day she insisted on opening the closet door and screwing the life of everyone on her show.

I'd hit both :1orglaugh

I think I would hit her but not Ellen

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/rossia.bmp

girls have all the fun lol

Ellen is nasty, but dude the new squeeze is hot

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/rossib.bmp
http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/rossia.bmp

Portia de Rossi was hot as Nelle Porter on Ally McBeal :thumbsup

Didn't know she was gay.

that's what i remember her from, i can't believe she's a lesbian, so all those fantasies have a 100th more of a chance of becoming reality. sweet! i can totally bump ellen.

I had a sex dream about Portia once ...

One of only two celebs I've ever 'hooked up with' in a dream, the other was Elaine from Seinfeld lol !

Personally, I would hit Ellen and Portia!