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  • cashman
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 898

    #1

    Damn I should have been a lesbian

    Ellen's New Squeeze is Arrested Development star Portia de Rossi



    Damn she is hot. Lesbians get all the hot chicks
  • The Bootyologist
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 2912

    #2
    those two will make bautiful babies

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    • eroswebmaster
      March 1st, 2003
      • Jul 2001
      • 20295

      #3
      Dude my sister is gay and I've been to their group parties etc...nothing hot about 99.9% of lesbians.

      Lipstick Lesbos..sure..but real dyed in the wool, home depot shopping lesbians...you might as well be fucking your short fat friend with the buzz cut or mullet
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      • Paco, of Large Cash.
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 2267

        #4
        who?

        I know who Ellen is, but Arrested Development ? ? ?

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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          It's a comedy on Fox it's pretty good you should check it out...The first season is out on DVD...

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          • BuckLover
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 1656

            #6
            Yet Ellen is a Butt ugly, not funny, Dyke!

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            • Manowar
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              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7
              i'd hit them both

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              • Denis_SC
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2004
                • 2332

                #8
                Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                those two will make bautiful babies

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                • dodger21
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2680

                  #9
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                  • cashman
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 898

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Manowar
                    i'd hit them both
                    Dude, I can't hit Ellen. She looks like a dude with no tits or ass

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                    • boner 2.0
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 10970

                      #11
                      I'll take and hit the right one

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                      • ytcracker
                        stc is the greatest
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 12403

                        #12
                        i have a large crush on portia

                        i cant believe they are together what a fucking player go ellen
                        i thought she was married and owned a clothing company or something (portia)
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                        • cashman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 898

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ytcracker
                          i have a large crush on portia

                          i cant believe they are together what a fucking player go ellen
                          i thought she was married and owned a clothing company or something (portia)
                          Here are two hot pics of her



                          I would hit it, lesbian or not

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                          • NichePay_Manny
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1833

                            #14
                            What a waist ?

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                            • Sosa
                              In Tushy Land
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 40149

                              #15
                              how can ellen get so lucky

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                              • cashman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 898

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sosa
                                how can ellen get so lucky
                                I guess Money talk in the lesbian world too

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                                • Babagirls
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 18812

                                  #17
                                  well, i guess its clear who wears the strap-on in their relationship




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                                  • seeric
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                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 41917

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                    Dude my sister is gay and I've been to their group parties etc...nothing hot about 99.9% of lesbians.

                                    Lipstick Lesbos..sure..but real dyed in the wool, home depot shopping lesbians...you might as well be fucking your short fat friend with the buzz cut or mullet
                                    you have your finger right on it man.

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                                    • rannor080
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 129

                                      #19

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                                      • fris
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 55703

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                        Dude my sister is gay and I've been to their group parties etc...nothing hot about 99.9% of lesbians.

                                        Lipstick Lesbos..sure..but real dyed in the wool, home depot shopping lesbians...you might as well be fucking your short fat friend with the buzz cut or mullet
                                        you are hanging out with the wrong lesbians
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                                        • QuaWee
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 5791

                                          #21
                                          lol, had no idea the girl from that Fox show was a lesbian. she is still hot although she is flat chested
                                          i luv mainstream

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                                          • Wiggles
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 14423

                                            #22
                                            Portia is so hot, why the hell is she with Ellen? money? or maybe she needs a career boost like that other switch-a-roo chick.
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                                            • pornguy
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 62912

                                              #23
                                              Damn that is a huge head. And Ellen is still as nasty as the day she insisted on opening the closet door and screwing the life of everyone on her show.
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                                              • FreshChecks
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                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 210

                                                #24
                                                I'd hit both
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                                                • cashman
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 898

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by FreshChecks
                                                  I'd hit both
                                                  I think I would hit her but not Ellen

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                                                  • Screaming
                                                    I can change this!!!!!
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 18972

                                                    #26
                                                    girls have all the fun lol

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                                                    • cashman
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 898

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                      Damn that is a huge head. And Ellen is still as nasty as the day she insisted on opening the closet door and screwing the life of everyone on her show.
                                                      Ellen is nasty, but dude the new squeeze is hot


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                                                      • Jamdin
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 3560

                                                        #28
                                                        Portia de Rossi was hot as Nelle Porter on Ally McBeal

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                                                        • FilthyRob
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 6741

                                                          #29
                                                          Didn't know she was gay.
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                                                          • tASSy
                                                            Spread The Pink!
                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                            • 8229

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Jamdin
                                                            Portia de Rossi was hot as Nelle Porter on Ally McBeal
                                                            that's what i remember her from, i can't believe she's a lesbian, so all those fantasies have a 100th more of a chance of becoming reality. sweet! i can totally bump ellen.

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                                                            • jawanda
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 6040

                                                              #31
                                                              I had a sex dream about Portia once ...

                                                              One of only two celebs I've ever 'hooked up with' in a dream, the other was Elaine from Seinfeld lol !

                                                              Personally, I would hit Ellen and Portia!

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