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|  12-10-2004, 08:23 PM | #1 | 
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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				 |  LADIES! When a Getaway With PimpDog Contest... LADIES! When a Getaway With Pimpdog Contest... Pimpdog is in need of a trip but he needs a hottie to come along with him... So thought I'd help him out by doing this little contest.. The trip will be to: Sandals Royal Caribbean Resort... In a class by itself, Sandals Royal Caribbean is renowned throughout the Caribbean for its refinements and British traditions of a bygone era such as high tea and continental breakfast in bed. And just offshore, Sandals' own exotic private island features a pool with a swim-up bar, a secluded private beach and an authentic Thai restaurant where some of the dishes are rumored to be aphrodisiacs. You'll be treated to legendary "Royal Touch Service" at 4 gourmet restaurants and 5 bars while enjoying full exchange privileges at the neighboring Sandals Montego Bay and Sandals Inn, thus giving you a choice of 11 world-class dining experiences. So ladies if you want to have a great time at the lovely Sandals Royal Caribbean Resort with the very handsome Pimpdog (Trey), simply reply to this thread with your pic and tell a little about yourself. Rules: 1. Must be single 2. Drug free 3. No std's 4. Half way mentally stable 5. Speak english 6. Under 120lbs 7. IQ above 40 8. Willing to put out We will select a winner Sunday night. More info about the resort: http://www.sandals.com/main/royal/rj-home.cfm | 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:30 PM | #2 | 
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				 | 8. Willing to put out      | 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:35 PM | #3 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:36 PM | #4 | 
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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				 | Are there any actual females on here??????????????????????? | 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:36 PM | #5 | |
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 i will follow this closely.       great idea! | |
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|  12-10-2004, 08:39 PM | #6 | 
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				 | this is fucking hilarious.  i love it. 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:39 PM | #7 | |
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 I don't know of too many of us that are looking to be pimped out in the real sense of the word LOL   Ivy EDIT: But I'm gonna hang in this thread a while and see if anyone takes it seriously :- | |
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|  12-10-2004, 08:41 PM | #8 | 
| Let's do some business! Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX 
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				 | I just hacked off my cock. I meet all of those requirements. I'm in.  
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|  12-10-2004, 08:43 PM | #9 | 
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				 | lmfao 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:44 PM | #10 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 haha... not pimped out, you can scratch rule #8... im pretty sure nobody will be able to resist him anyways once he starts bustin out his game. | |
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|  12-10-2004, 08:45 PM | #11 | 
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				 | someone send this thread to mary34d, she'll jump on it in a second | 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:46 PM | #12 | 
| I need a beer   Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ 
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				 | Where is Pimples anyways? 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:49 PM | #13 | 
| aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 
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				 | td I love you negro, and media too I pimped the ec jersey for the first time last night and all of a sudden I was doing shots of jaeger and blowing lines like a superstar it rules hope you get a cool chick that wins  
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|  12-10-2004, 08:50 PM | #14 | 
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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				 | I know spelling doesn't count and am really bad at it, but it's WIN not WHEN. Keeping in the true pimpdogg spirit, maybe it should be LOSE and NOT WIN a trip with the dogg to Sandals... | 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:51 PM | #15 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 you dont love me? im jealous | |
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|  12-10-2004, 08:52 PM | #16 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 ahhahaaha how could I have fucked that up lol... i typed this up real fast, oh well. | |
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|  12-10-2004, 08:52 PM | #17 | |
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:54 PM | #18 | 
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				 | lol nice   | 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:54 PM | #19 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:55 PM | #20 | |
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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|  12-10-2004, 08:55 PM | #21 | |
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|  12-10-2004, 08:57 PM | #22 | 
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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				 | We got off topic.  Back to the dogg's contest.  Pimp-on! | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:02 PM | #23 | 
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:03 PM | #24 | 
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:05 PM | #25 | |
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|  12-10-2004, 09:07 PM | #26 | 
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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				 | Cory, what's in for you if you score a good one for the boss? | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:09 PM | #27 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 he will go on vacation and wont be here bugging me to do shit. | |
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|  12-10-2004, 09:10 PM | #28 | 
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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				 | quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by trogdor someone send this thread to mary34d, she'll jump on it in a second -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not sure if even she would stoop this low --------- Don't think it's low. Just the way life is. Chances are the will win wil be done in private via ICQ or phone and not on the board. We may never know? The other issue is, it will look bad if some babe doesn't step up to spend some quaility time with pimpdogg. | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:11 PM | #29 | 
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				 | why doesn't he just hire a supermodel to go with him? | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:12 PM | #30 | |
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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         You know this truly makes you a pimp. Maybe he looks at it as a learning exercise? Come-on babes. Let's get some drama going! Maybe the trip and a few bucks for new clothes for the trip. | |
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|  12-10-2004, 09:18 PM | #31 | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:42 PM | #32 | 
| Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin 
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				 | just get a hooker | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:43 PM | #33 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 he needs true love | |
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|  12-10-2004, 09:45 PM | #34 | 
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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				 | This can one day be the winner and pimpdog walking down the isle...  | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:45 PM | #35 | 
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|  12-10-2004, 09:46 PM | #36 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 do you not want to enter this contest yourself? | |
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|  12-10-2004, 10:28 PM | #37 | 
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|  12-10-2004, 10:32 PM | #38 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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|  12-10-2004, 10:34 PM | #39 | 
| holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC 
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				 | did this dude actually mis-spell the word "win"       | 
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|  12-10-2004, 10:34 PM | #40 | |
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|  12-10-2004, 10:34 PM | #41 | |
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|  12-10-2004, 10:36 PM | #42 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 i first typed it out in the thread then i copied that part and put it in subject. its not a biggy to have spelling errors on a board called Go Fuck Yourself. | |
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|  12-10-2004, 10:36 PM | #43 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 yup he did... sue him.  | |
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|  12-10-2004, 10:39 PM | #44 | 
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				 | Did I when yet?    
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|  12-10-2004, 10:40 PM | #45 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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 win you when we will let you know | |
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|  12-10-2004, 10:42 PM | #46 | |
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 Sweet! 
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|  12-10-2004, 10:49 PM | #47 | 
| Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood 
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				 | finding a girl on gfy lmao   | 
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|  12-10-2004, 10:53 PM | #48 | |
| Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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|  12-10-2004, 10:55 PM | #49 | |
| Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood 
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   bitch im not doing shit!  | |
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|  12-10-2004, 11:00 PM | #50 | 
| Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 
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				 | Couple hours later and no offers. Hire a hoe or put an add on FriendFinders or AAC or SexSearch or DatingGold. Use his pics, make the contacts. He'll never know and you'll have your vacation. A decent escort would cost a couple grand to five maybe? Don't know? Don't play there. How much is getting the boss out of the country worth to ya? | 
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