LADIES! When a Getaway With PimpDog Contest...

[VIPimp]

LADIES! When a Getaway With Pimpdog Contest...

Pimpdog is in need of a trip but he needs a hottie to come along with him... So thought I'd help him out by doing this little contest..

The trip will be to:
Sandals Royal Caribbean Resort...
In a class by itself, Sandals Royal Caribbean is renowned throughout the Caribbean for its refinements and British traditions of a bygone era such as high tea and continental breakfast in bed. And just offshore, Sandals' own exotic private island features a pool with a swim-up bar, a secluded private beach and an authentic Thai restaurant where some of the dishes are rumored to be aphrodisiacs. You'll be treated to legendary "Royal Touch Service" at 4 gourmet restaurants and 5 bars while enjoying full exchange privileges at the neighboring Sandals Montego Bay and Sandals Inn, thus giving you a choice of 11 world-class dining experiences.


So ladies if you want to have a great time at the lovely Sandals Royal Caribbean Resort with the very handsome Pimpdog (Trey), simply reply to this thread with your pic and tell a little about yourself.

Rules:
1. Must be single
2. Drug free
3. No std's
4. Half way mentally stable
5. Speak english
6. Under 120lbs
7. IQ above 40
8. Willing to put out

We will select a winner Sunday night.


More info about the resort: http://www.sandals.com/main/royal/rj-home.cfm

[Nader]

8. Willing to put out

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
8. Willing to put out

Sorry Nader this is for the ladies only

[VIPimp]

Are there any actual females on here???????????????????????

[seeric]

Originally posted by VIPimp
LADIES! When a Getaway With Pimpdog Contest...

Pimpdog is in need of a trip but he needs a hottie to come along with him... So thought I'd help him out by doing this little contest..

The trip will be to:
Sandals Royal Caribbean Resort...
In a class by itself, Sandals Royal Caribbean is renowned throughout the Caribbean for its refinements and British traditions of a bygone era such as high tea and continental breakfast in bed. And just offshore, Sandals' own exotic private island features a pool with a swim-up bar, a secluded private beach and an authentic Thai restaurant where some of the dishes are rumored to be aphrodisiacs. You'll be treated to legendary "Royal Touch Service" at 4 gourmet restaurants and 5 bars while enjoying full exchange privileges at the neighboring Sandals Montego Bay and Sandals Inn, thus giving you a choice of 11 world-class dining experiences.


So ladies if you want to have a great time at the lovely Sandals Royal Caribbean Resort with the very handsome Pimpdog (Trey), simply reply to this thread with your pic and tell a little about yourself.

Rules:
1. Must be single
2. Drug free
3. No std's
4. Half way mentally stable
5. Speak english
6. Under 120lbs
7. IQ above 40
8. Willing to put out

We will select a winner Sunday night.


More info about the resort: http://www.sandals.com/main/royal/rj-home.cfm

man you always beat me to the coolest contests.

i will follow this closely.

great idea!

[psyko514]

this is fucking hilarious. i love it.

[PrivateIvy]

Originally posted by VIPimp
Are there any actual females on here???????????????????????

I don't know of too many of us that are looking to be pimped out in the real sense of the word LOL





Ivy

EDIT: But I'm gonna hang in this thread a while and see if anyone takes it seriously :-

[Sly]

I just hacked off my cock.

I meet all of those requirements.

I'm in.

[alias]

lmfao

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
I don't know of too many of us that are looking to be pimped out in the real sense of the word LOL





Ivy

EDIT: But I'm gonna hang in this thread a while and see if anyone takes it seriously :-

haha...
not pimped out, you can scratch rule #8... im pretty sure nobody will be able to resist him anyways once he starts bustin out his game.

[trogdor]

someone send this thread to mary34d, she'll jump on it in a second

[Spunky]

Where is Pimples anyways?

[alias]

td I love you negro, and media too

I pimped the ec jersey for the first time last night and all of a sudden I was doing shots of jaeger and blowing lines like a superstar it rules

hope you get a cool chick that wins

[pussyluver]

I know spelling doesn't count and am really bad at it, but it's WIN not WHEN.

Keeping in the true pimpdogg spirit, maybe it should be LOSE and NOT WIN a trip with the dogg to Sandals...

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by alias
td I love you negro, and media too

I pimped the ec jersey for the first time last night and all of a sudden I was doing shots of jaeger and blowing lines like a superstar it rules

hope you get a cool chick that wins

you dont love me?
im jealous

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by pussyluver
I know spelling doesn't count and am really bad at it, but it's WIN not WHEN.

Keeping in the true pimpdogg spirit, maybe it should be LOSE and NOT WIN a trip with the dogg to Sandals...

ahhahaaha how could I have fucked that up lol...

i typed this up real fast, oh well.

[pussyluver]

Originally posted by pussyluver
I know spelling doesn't count and am really bad at it, but it's WIN not WHEN.

Keeping in the true pimpdogg spirit, maybe it should be LOSE and NOT WIN a trip with the dogg to Sandals...

I know When is the new cool way to spell win.

[d00t]

lol nice

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by pussyluver
I know When is the new cool way to spell win.

w0rd

[pussyluver]

Originally posted by VIPimp
ahhahaaha how could I have fucked that up lol...

i typed this up real fast, oh well.

I've never done that - damn fucking five minute rule on corrections goes by in like 45 seconds.

[psyko514]

Originally posted by spunky
Where is Pimples anyways?

Cali, I think.

[pussyluver]

We got off topic. Back to the dogg's contest. Pimp-on!

[VIPimp]

[VIPimp]

[Boss Traffic Jim]

Originally posted by trogdor
someone send this thread to mary34d, she'll jump on it in a second

Not sure if even she would stoop this low

[pussyluver]

Cory, what's in for you if you score a good one for the boss?

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by pussyluver
Cory, what's in for you if you score a good one for the boss?

he will go on vacation and wont be here bugging me to do shit.

[pussyluver]

quote:
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Originally posted by trogdor
someone send this thread to mary34d, she'll jump on it in a second
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Not sure if even she would stoop this low

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Don't think it's low. Just the way life is. Chances are the will win wil be done in private via ICQ or phone and not on the board. We may never know?

The other issue is, it will look bad if some babe doesn't step up to spend some quaility time with pimpdogg.

[trogdor]

why doesn't he just hire a supermodel to go with him?

[pussyluver]

Originally posted by VIPimp
he will go on vacation and wont be here bugging me to do shit.

You know this truly makes you a pimp. Maybe he looks at it as a learning exercise?

Come-on babes. Let's get some drama going! Maybe the trip and a few bucks for new clothes for the trip.

[Lace]

[Babagirls]

just get a hooker

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by Babagirls
just get a hooker

he needs true love

[VIPimp]

This can one day be the winner and pimpdog walking down the isle...

[HAPPYPEEKERS]

http://affordableadultvacations.happy-couple.com/

I found this and thought you might like it :-)


EROTIC EXOTIC ALL INCLUSIVE VACATIONS/TOURS WITH AN ESCORT(S)
OR COMPANION(S) FOR OPEN MINDED ADULT SINGLES OR COUPLES
TO OUR PRIVATE AND SECLUDED CARIBBEAN RESORT.


It is a hospitality and travel
company site for adult singles or couples over the age of 21
seeking an exotic and erotic vacation.

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by Happypeekers
http://affordableadultvacations.happy-couple.com/

EROTIC EXOTIC ALL INCLUSIVE VACATIONS/TOURS WITH AN ESCORT(S)
OR COMPANION(S) FOR OPEN MINDED ADULT SINGLES OR COUPLES
TO OUR PRIVATE AND SECLUDED CARIBBEAN RESORT.
This is not a membership, pay or AVS site. It is a hospitality and travel
company site for adult singles or couples over the age of 21
seeking an exotic and erotic vacation.

do you not want to enter this contest yourself?

[AbulletAway]

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad

[brizzad]

did this dude actually mis-spell the word "win"

[69pornlinks]

Originally posted by pussyluver
I know spelling doesn't count and am really bad at it, but it's WIN not WHEN.

Keeping in the true pimpdogg spirit, maybe it should be LOSE and NOT WIN a trip with the dogg to Sandals...

i thought it was a mistake in the title but then i saw it in the thread and was like this must be a joke...musta been a copy and paste job

[baddog]

Originally posted by trogdor
someone send this thread to mary34d, she'll jump on it in a second

7. IQ above 40?

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
i thought it was a mistake in the title but then i saw it in the thread and was like this must be a joke...musta been a copy and paste job

i first typed it out in the thread then i copied that part and put it in subject.


its not a biggy to have spelling errors on a board called Go Fuck Yourself.

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by brizzad
did this dude actually mis-spell the word "win"

yup he did... sue him.

[AbulletAway]

Did I when yet?

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad
Did I when yet?

win you when we will let you know

[AbulletAway]

Originally posted by VIPimp
win you when we will let you know

Sweet!

[Persius]

finding a girl on gfy lmao

[VIPimp]

Originally posted by Persius
finding a girl on gfy lmao

you may be the closest we get, throw on a wig and post a pic.

[Persius]

Originally posted by VIPimp
you may be the closest we get, throw on a wig and post a pic.

wh0re!

bitch im not doing shit!

[pussyluver]

Couple hours later and no offers.

Hire a hoe or put an add on FriendFinders or AAC or SexSearch or DatingGold. Use his pics, make the contacts. He'll never know and you'll have your vacation.

A decent escort would cost a couple grand to five maybe? Don't know? Don't play there. How much is getting the boss out of the country worth to ya?