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Old 12-08-2004, 05:56 PM   #1
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:stoned hAS ANYBODY IN HERE EVERY BEEN COUGHT JACKIN' OFF

BY YOUR PARENTS OR YOUR GIRL FRIEND ETC.
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:03 PM   #2
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Just by your mom...
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Yup by my wife to some online porn I was "researching" she just came in and said here let me take care of that and gave me a BJ...
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:05 PM   #4
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BY YOUR PARENTS OR YOUR GIRL FRIEND ETC.
Not recently.
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:05 PM   #5
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my girlfriend (Ex now) caught me snapping one off sleeping next to her one night. It just made the whole experience even hotter
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:06 PM   #6
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Yup by my wife to some online porn I was "researching" she just came in and said here let me take care of that and gave me a BJ...

X, that is a good woman! Most would have went on Oprah and cried to America how online porn has ruined her marriage!


Oh and I take that back, that's not a good woman


That's a GREAT woman!
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:08 PM   #7
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Yup by my wife to some online porn I was "researching" she just came in and said here let me take care of that and gave me a BJ...
and what school do you go too, were there "researching" porn
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:10 PM   #8
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my ex-gf caught me getting my monkey boy on at my now-wife's website,
and she was most displeased...
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Yup by my wife to some online porn I was "researching" she just came in and said here let me take care of that and gave me a BJ...
And then you woke up... It was all just a dream.
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:11 PM   #10
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:13 PM   #11
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i wouldn't mind seeing you jacking off though
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:17 PM   #12
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Every once in a while I'll get busted spankin' it in my sleep. Really pisses off the wife.
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:19 PM   #13
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i wouldn't mind seeing you jacking off though
sorry i don't jack off, ima' scat man now if you would like to watch me drop a load's and pick it up with my hand and rubb it all in my hair. then maybe we can work something out. $$$$
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:23 PM   #14
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My wife! Thought she married a perv! It took me about 2 hours of explaining, that every fucking guy does it, married/girlfriend or not!
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:45 PM   #15
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My wife! Thought she married a perv! It took me about 2 hours of explaining, that every fucking guy does it, married/girlfriend or not!
I assume you live in US? I don't thnk any european girl would act up about something like that.. LOL ?
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:50 PM   #16
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I got caught at summer camp when I was 12 years old in my tent by 2 girls.

My dumbass tent mate had a hustler magazine so when everyone was at the beach I snuck back to the tent to get it and rub one out. I thought that no one was around so I closed the tent and proceeded to do my business.

No more than 2 minutes into it I hear some voices but I am close to done so I just want to finish, then this f'ing girl just opens up the tent flap and sees what I am doing and starts to laugh.

I am f'ing 12 years old, at summer camp, and I was under my sleeping bag so it was not like she saw my dick or anything. All she saw was the magazine in my one hand and my other hand under the sleeping bag jacking away.

She told everyone but thank goodness there was only 1 day left at camp so I just kept saying that I was reading the magazine, yeah right.

I bet that story beats all of yours, I still get red and embaressed thinking about that day. Funny shit I tell ya.

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Old 12-08-2004, 06:52 PM   #17
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Yup by my wife to some online porn I was "researching" she just came in and said here let me take care of that and gave me a BJ...
Hmm.. lucky. My girl would smash my computer right away. And CUT my dick off! Almost
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:55 PM   #18
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Yup got caught by my gf once. She was so jealous for some reason. This motivated her in many ways
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:55 PM   #19
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I wish I could catch someone jacking off..... I'm a major voyeur and that's my ultimate fantasy. But actually, I wouldn't "catch" them , I'd prefer to stay hidden and just wait for the grand finale


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Old 12-08-2004, 07:01 PM   #20
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:19 PM   #21
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I wish I could catch someone jacking off..... I'm a major voyeur and that's my ultimate fantasy. But actually, I wouldn't "catch" them , I'd prefer to stay hidden and just wait for the grand finale


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I wouldn't mind making that one come true!
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:23 PM   #22
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been caught...caught x gf....caught when I was kid....emabarrassed by inquiries about missing lotion

sure you have not jerked off truly until you have been caught


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Old 12-08-2004, 07:49 PM   #23
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Old 12-08-2004, 08:51 PM   #24
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what if you got caught by your dad and he decided to join you in this activity?
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Old 12-08-2004, 08:51 PM   #25
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yeah by my aunt, she made me feel so dirty i thought for years i was a horrible person because of it
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:15 AM   #26
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Was that really you???
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:08 AM   #27
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:17 AM   #28
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:30 AM   #29
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nope, not really, i was made fun of by my father and mother because they saw lotion in my window... said i used it to whack... but in reality i used it because i got my eyebrow pierced and it was dried so i put lotion on it...

*cues the "haha you whacked it with lotion!!" jokes*

but other then that, ive been caught by my sister having sex... but thats about it, i think she was more embarrassed then i was
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:33 AM   #30
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:38 AM   #31
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I got caught at summer camp when I was 12 years old in my tent by 2 girls.

My dumbass tent mate had a hustler magazine so when everyone was at the beach I snuck back to the tent to get it and rub one out. I thought that no one was around so I closed the tent and proceeded to do my business.

No more than 2 minutes into it I hear some voices but I am close to done so I just want to finish, then this f'ing girl just opens up the tent flap and sees what I am doing and starts to laugh.

I am f'ing 12 years old, at summer camp, and I was under my sleeping bag so it was not like she saw my dick or anything. All she saw was the magazine in my one hand and my other hand under the sleeping bag jacking away.

She told everyone but thank goodness there was only 1 day left at camp so I just kept saying that I was reading the magazine, yeah right.

I bet that story beats all of yours, I still get red and embaressed thinking about that day. Funny shit I tell ya.

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thats the worst. made me feel embarrased for ya and i wasnt even there
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by my mom when I was younger......very very embarrasing......
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I got caught at summer camp when I was 12 years old in my tent by 2 girls.

My dumbass tent mate had a hustler magazine so when everyone was at the beach I snuck back to the tent to get it and rub one out. I thought that no one was around so I closed the tent and proceeded to do my business.

No more than 2 minutes into it I hear some voices but I am close to done so I just want to finish, then this f'ing girl just opens up the tent flap and sees what I am doing and starts to laugh.

I am f'ing 12 years old, at summer camp, and I was under my sleeping bag so it was not like she saw my dick or anything. All she saw was the magazine in my one hand and my other hand under the sleeping bag jacking away.

She told everyone but thank goodness there was only 1 day left at camp so I just kept saying that I was reading the magazine, yeah right.

I bet that story beats all of yours, I still get red and embaressed thinking about that day. Funny shit I tell ya.

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Old 12-09-2004, 06:58 AM   #35
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I know a guy that was caught by his mum. She walked in at just the right moment to catch his load on her slipper. God knows why he tells people that story!
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I got caught by my housekeeper, on four different occasions. This woman definitely smelled a wacking in progress because she ALWAYS showed up. Unreal.

One of the times I was just really bored, 13 or so at the time, and when I was wacking away I was trying to see how good my aim was by doing it off my bed, standing up, out the window, and over an outside telephone wire, sorta aiming at my neighbor's window. You know, for aim practice!! Sure enough, just as I came, she fucking walks in. She also told my mother, and I guess that's about the time when the psychologist appointments began, but she said I pee'd out the window at someone in the next house.. so you know.. never stopped getting stared at from her.
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