hAS ANYBODY IN HERE EVERY BEEN COUGHT JACKIN' OFF
 

BY YOUR PARENTS OR YOUR GIRL FRIEND ETC.

Just by your mom...

Yup by my wife to some online porn I was "researching" she just came in and said here let me take care of that and gave me a BJ...

Not recently.

my girlfriend (Ex now) caught me snapping one off sleeping next to her one night. It just made the whole experience even hotter

X, that is a good woman! Most would have went on Oprah and cried to America how online porn has ruined her marriage!:winkwink:


Oh and I take that back, that's not a good woman


That's a GREAT woman!

and what school do you go too, were there "researching" porn :1orglaugh

my ex-gf caught me getting my monkey boy on at my now-wife's website,
and she was most displeased...

And then you woke up... It was all just a dream. :1orglaugh

yep :)

i wouldn't mind seeing you jacking off though:winkwink:

Every once in a while I'll get busted spankin' it in my sleep. Really pisses off the wife.

sorry i don't jack off, ima' scat man :1orglaugh now if you would like to watch me drop a load's and pick it up with my hand and rubb it all in my hair. then maybe we can work something out. :Graucho $$$$

My wife!:1orglaugh Thought she married a perv! It took me about 2 hours of explaining, that every fucking guy does it, married/girlfriend or not!:glugglug

I assume you live in US? I don't thnk any european girl would act up about something like that.. LOL:1orglaugh ?

I got caught at summer camp when I was 12 years old in my tent by 2 girls.

My dumbass tent mate had a hustler magazine so when everyone was at the beach I snuck back to the tent to get it and rub one out. I thought that no one was around so I closed the tent and proceeded to do my business.

No more than 2 minutes into it I hear some voices but I am close to done so I just want to finish, then this f'ing girl just opens up the tent flap and sees what I am doing and starts to laugh.

I am f'ing 12 years old, at summer camp, and I was under my sleeping bag so it was not like she saw my dick or anything. All she saw was the magazine in my one hand and my other hand under the sleeping bag jacking away.

She told everyone but thank goodness there was only 1 day left at camp so I just kept saying that I was reading the magazine, yeah right.

I bet that story beats all of yours, I still get red and embaressed thinking about that day. Funny shit I tell ya.

G

Hmm.. lucky. My girl would smash my computer right away. And CUT my dick off! Almost

Yup got caught by my gf once. She was so jealous for some reason. This motivated her in many ways:Graucho

I wish I could catch someone jacking off..... I'm a major voyeur and that's my ultimate fantasy. But actually, I wouldn't "catch" them , I'd prefer to stay hidden and just wait for the grand finale :Graucho


Ivy

caught or cought?

I wouldn't mind making that one come true! :Graucho

been caught...caught x gf....caught when I was kid....emabarrassed by inquiries about missing lotion

sure you have not jerked off truly until you have been caught
:1orglaugh

funny thread

Good then keep on doing it

what if you got caught by your dad and he decided to join you in this activity?

yeah by my aunt, she made me feel so dirty i thought for years i was a horrible person because of it

Chiqui???
Was that really you???
:glugglug

Hehe No, at least not yet. But I once cought a friend..

yup i have been caught.

nope, not really, i was made fun of by my father and mother because they saw lotion in my window... said i used it to whack... but in reality i used it because i got my eyebrow pierced and it was dried so i put lotion on it...

*cues the "haha you whacked it with lotion!!" jokes*

but other then that, ive been caught by my sister having sex... but thats about it, i think she was more embarrassed then i was

just come to my window when you see my IP log on your site's members area:Graucho

thats the worst. made me feel embarrased for ya and i wasnt even there

I dunno... :(

by my mom when I was younger......very very embarrasing......:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh
"I was reading the interviews!"

I know a guy that was caught by his mum. She walked in at just the right moment to catch his load on her slipper. God knows why he tells people that story!

Just make sure to leave the window cracked...I like to listen too :Graucho



Ivy

I got caught by my housekeeper, on four different occasions. This woman definitely smelled a wacking in progress because she ALWAYS showed up. Unreal.

One of the times I was just really bored, 13 or so at the time, and when I was wacking away I was trying to see how good my aim was by doing it off my bed, standing up, out the window, and over an outside telephone wire, sorta aiming at my neighbor's window. You know, for aim practice!! Sure enough, just as I came, she fucking walks in. She also told my mother, and I guess that's about the time when the psychologist appointments began, but she said I pee'd out the window at someone in the next house.. so you know.. never stopped getting stared at from her.

Hukd On foniks iz yer frend

ill just leave it open... that way you can just crawl in:winkwink:

ewwwww :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A female teacher i had tried to pay me to jerk off for her in detention one time after school. ( 15-16)

Was too wierd..