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Choker · 12-07-2004, 12:50 PM

This one should be fun. To announce my newest project, Ask Choker, ask a question here http://www.askchoker.com and then post it in this thread. The funniest question wins $200 epassporte. Contest ends Friday at 12:00 noon. I will be the judge. No limits on entries. But PLEASE input some serious questions into the askchoker system also.
Thanks

Fake Nick · 12-07-2004, 12:52 PM

how many times do you choke your chicken a day ??

Choker · 12-07-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
how many times do you choke your chicken a day ??

Old one and no longer funny, sorry

cool1 · 12-07-2004, 01:15 PM

How the hell do you left-click a round mouse?

gideongallery · 12-07-2004, 01:17 PM

I clicked on question about "buying feeder traffic"

and there is no answer
and the related question is

"Are You Gay Pole Smoker Choker?"

I think you related functionality is messed up chocker

TheFrog · 12-07-2004, 01:17 PM

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Evil1 · 12-07-2004, 01:58 PM

Why is there braille on a drive thru ATM?

Evil1 · 12-07-2004, 02:01 PM

"Why Haven't You Been Able To Shut Down Cjoverkill I See That It's Still Going...stronger Than Ever.?
Asked: Dec 07, 2004
It has not been a priority. But it is time to make it so. Thank you for reminding me."

Owh! Upcomming drama?

Choker · 12-07-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
"Why Haven't You Been Able To Shut Down Cjoverkill I See That It's Still Going...stronger Than Ever.?
Asked: Dec 07, 2004
It has not been a priority. But it is time to make it so. Thank you for reminding me."

Owh! Upcomming drama?

More that you can imagine. Stay tuned to this channel

Funky Bastard · 12-07-2004, 02:15 PM

Your traffic is so greasy, you could fry a chicken in it?

Paraskass · 12-07-2004, 02:20 PM

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

evanmorgan · 12-07-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HKS
Your traffic is so greasy, you could fry a chicken in it?

Thats not a fuckin question, just cos you put a question mark on the end of it?

sean416 · 12-07-2004, 02:26 PM

are these suppose to be funny 'industry' related questions, or just ask anything/

Choker · 12-07-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paraskass
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

Best one so far

shife · 12-07-2004, 02:33 PM

Adulter · 12-07-2004, 03:15 PM

Are you some kind of superstar that you have a personal website ?

Manowar · 12-07-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paraskass
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

nice one

http://www.google.com/search?q=funny...en-US:official

KMR Stitch · 12-07-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
nice one

http://www.google.com/search?q=funny...en-US:official

BloodFart · 12-09-2004, 08:05 AM

if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?

romaninsh · 12-09-2004, 03:46 PM

Q: www.WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad.com
A: www.AskChoker.com

cool1 · 12-09-2004, 04:01 PM

Why do they call your butt your bottom when its actually in the middle?

cool1 · 12-09-2004, 04:04 PM

If you shoot a mime, is it necessary to use a sliencer?

cool1 · 12-09-2004, 04:07 PM

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

biskoppen · 12-09-2004, 04:30 PM

Have you ever tried waking up one morning, looking down at your penis which then said to you : "Hey Choker, please pull back this wierd skin hat, I can't see shit!"

?

Fatalspeed · 12-09-2004, 04:39 PM

If quitters never win and winners never quit...
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Fatalspeed · 12-09-2004, 04:44 PM

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Fatalspeed · 12-09-2004, 04:46 PM

my last one:

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

TKoProductions · 12-09-2004, 04:58 PM

It looks like that site was designed during 4th period computer lab.

NaughtyINC · 12-09-2004, 05:12 PM

will my globill checks clear from the bank?

nevilumind · 12-11-2004, 02:55 AM

Are gay men aroused by the sight of their own penis?

Jace · 12-11-2004, 03:18 AM

i think the contest is over
if not

Where is the "any" key?

BIGTYMER · 12-11-2004, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyINC
will my globill checks clear from the bank?

Good one!!

Harmon · 12-11-2004, 03:27 AM

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

Lifeisawaste · 12-11-2004, 03:29 AM

Is it true that you are black?

Mefo · 12-11-2004, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fatalspeed
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

haha lol I wanna know

Lifeisawaste · 12-11-2004, 03:37 AM

What do you do when an endangered animal eats endangered plants?

Nicky · 12-11-2004, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyINC
will my globill checks clear from the bank?

FrankHolland · 12-11-2004, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fatalspeed
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

rofl

coolfuck · 12-11-2004, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
how many times do you choke your chicken a day ??

good question ..
like 40-100

Fatalspeed · 12-12-2004, 05:45 AM

isn't this contest over?

Drake · 12-12-2004, 06:37 AM

What would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way?

donovan · 12-12-2004, 02:20 PM

what is the best lie nearest to the truth?

FrankHolland · 12-13-2004, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by donovan
what is the best lie nearest to the truth?

pornpf69 · 12-13-2004, 08:43 PM

is it over? who won?

potter · 12-13-2004, 09:19 PM

Will Chocker Traffic make my E-Penis Bigger?

I added that one for the hell of it, even though the contest is over.

You can still give me money if you want

EntreNous · 12-13-2004, 09:24 PM

What is your name?

What is your favorite color?

What is the wingspan of an unladened swallow?

That's mine
It was pretty funny in the Holy Grail

DirkG · 12-14-2004, 05:26 PM

What are you eating under there?

Yes, I have kids.

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