Another STUPID $200 cash contest
 

This one should be fun. To announce my newest project, Ask Choker, ask a question here http://www.askchoker.com and then post it in this thread. The funniest question wins $200 epassporte. Contest ends Friday at 12:00 noon. I will be the judge. No limits on entries. But PLEASE input some serious questions into the askchoker system also.
Thanks

how many times do you choke your chicken a day ?? :1orglaugh :Graucho

Old one and no longer funny, sorry

How the hell do you left-click a round mouse?

I clicked on question about "buying feeder traffic"

and there is no answer
and the related question is

"Are You Gay Pole Smoker Choker?"

I think you related functionality is messed up chocker

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is there braille on a drive thru ATM?

"Why Haven't You Been Able To Shut Down Cjoverkill I See That It's Still Going...stronger Than Ever.?
Asked: Dec 07, 2004
It has not been a priority. But it is time to make it so. Thank you for reminding me."

Owh! Upcomming drama?:Graucho

More that you can imagine. Stay tuned to this channel :thumbsup

Your traffic is so greasy, you could fry a chicken in it?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats not a fuckin question, just cos you put a question mark on the end of it?

are these suppose to be funny 'industry' related questions, or just ask anything/

Best one so far

humm

Are you some kind of superstar that you have a personal website ? :helpme

nice one

http://www.google.com/search?q=funny...en-US:official

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?

Q: www.WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad.com
A: www.AskChoker.com


:winkwink:

Why do they call your butt your bottom when its actually in the middle?

If you shoot a mime, is it necessary to use a sliencer?

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Have you ever tried waking up one morning, looking down at your penis which then said to you : "Hey Choker, please pull back this wierd skin hat, I can't see shit!"

?

If quitters never win and winners never quit...
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

my last one:

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

:)

It looks like that site was designed during 4th period computer lab. :1orglaugh

will my globill checks clear from the bank?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Are gay men aroused by the sight of their own penis?

i think the contest is over
if not

Where is the "any" key?

Good one!! :thumbsup

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? :helpme

Is it true that you are black?

haha lol I wanna know :1orglaugh

What do you do when an endangered animal eats endangered plants?

:1orglaugh

rofl :1orglaugh

good question ..
like 40-100

isn't this contest over?

What would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way?

what is the best lie nearest to the truth?

:glugglug

is it over? who won?

Will Chocker Traffic make my E-Penis Bigger?

I added that one for the hell of it, even though the contest is over.

You can still give me money if you want :winkwink:

What is your name?

What is your favorite color?

What is the wingspan of an unladened swallow?


That's mine
It was pretty funny in the Holy Grail

What are you eating under there?




Yes, I have kids.