Another STUPID $200 cash contest

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Choker
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 9024

    #1

    Another STUPID $200 cash contest

    This one should be fun. To announce my newest project, Ask Choker, ask a question here http://www.askchoker.com and then post it in this thread. The funniest question wins $200 epassporte. Contest ends Friday at 12:00 noon. I will be the judge. No limits on entries. But PLEASE input some serious questions into the askchoker system also.
    Thanks
    ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466

    Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com

    The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/

    Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers.
    http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o
  • Fake Nick
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2004
    • 7708

    #2
    how many times do you choke your chicken a day ??

    Comment

    • Choker
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 9024

      #3
      Originally posted by Fake Nick
      how many times do you choke your chicken a day ??
      Old one and no longer funny, sorry
      ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466

      Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com

      The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/

      Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers.
      http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

      Comment

      • cool1
        sex is good
        • Sep 2001
        • 24939

        #4
        How the hell do you left-click a round mouse?

        Comment

        • gideongallery
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 7082

          #5
          I clicked on question about "buying feeder traffic"

          and there is no answer
          and the related question is

          "Are You Gay Pole Smoker Choker?"

          I think you related functionality is messed up chocker

          “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

          Comment

          • TheFrog
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 4095

            #6
            Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

            Comment

            • Evil1
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 3893

              #7
              Why is there braille on a drive thru ATM?

              Comment

              • Evil1
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 3893

                #8
                "Why Haven't You Been Able To Shut Down Cjoverkill I See That It's Still Going...stronger Than Ever.?
                Asked: Dec 07, 2004
                It has not been a priority. But it is time to make it so. Thank you for reminding me."

                Owh! Upcomming drama?

                Comment

                • Choker
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 9024

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Evil1
                  "Why Haven't You Been Able To Shut Down Cjoverkill I See That It's Still Going...stronger Than Ever.?
                  Asked: Dec 07, 2004
                  It has not been a priority. But it is time to make it so. Thank you for reminding me."

                  Owh! Upcomming drama?
                  More that you can imagine. Stay tuned to this channel
                  ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466

                  Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com

                  The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/

                  Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers.
                  http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

                  Comment

                  • Funky Bastard
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2544

                    #10
                    Your traffic is so greasy, you could fry a chicken in it?

                    Comment

                    • Paraskass
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 5829

                      #11
                      If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
                      several times, does he become disoriented?


                      If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
                      that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

                      Comment

                      • evanmorgan
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 2490

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HKS
                        Your traffic is so greasy, you could fry a chicken in it?
                        Thats not a fuckin question, just cos you put a question mark on the end of it?
                        Perfect for Asian, Petite,Teen, Exotic, Bikini, Solo girl, Panty, Softcore and Cameltoe Traffic

                        100% Exclusive Girls and Content

                        Comment

                        • sean416
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 3633

                          #13
                          are these suppose to be funny 'industry' related questions, or just ask anything/

                          ServerProvider.com

                          Comment

                          • Choker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 9024

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Paraskass
                            If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
                            several times, does he become disoriented?


                            Best one so far
                            ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466

                            Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com

                            The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/

                            Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers.
                            http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

                            Comment

                            • shife
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 341

                              #15
                              humm

                              Comment

                              • Adulter
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 1252

                                #16
                                Are you some kind of superstar that you have a personal website ?

                                Comment

                                • Manowar
                                  jellyfish  
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                  If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
                                  several times, does he become disoriented?


                                  If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
                                  that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

                                  nice one

                                  http://www.google.com/search?q=funny...en-US:official

                                  Comment

                                  • KMR Stitch
                                    I am cool
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 14494

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Manowar
                                    nice one

                                    http://www.google.com/search?q=funny...en-US:official

                                    Comment

                                    • BloodFart
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 728

                                      #19
                                      if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?
                                      Jesus = harry potter 2000 years ago.

                                      Comment

                                      • romaninsh
                                        Registered User
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 39

                                        #20
                                        Q: www.WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad.com
                                        A: www.AskChoker.com


                                        A proud developer of ChokerTraffic and TTT-C (ICQ: 266-606-026)

                                        Comment

                                        • cool1
                                          sex is good
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 24939

                                          #21
                                          Why do they call your butt your bottom when its actually in the middle?

                                          Comment

                                          • cool1
                                            sex is good
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 24939

                                            #22
                                            If you shoot a mime, is it necessary to use a sliencer?

                                            Comment

                                            • cool1
                                              sex is good
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 24939

                                              #23
                                              Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

                                              Comment

                                              • biskoppen
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 5809

                                                #24
                                                Have you ever tried waking up one morning, looking down at your penis which then said to you : "Hey Choker, please pull back this wierd skin hat, I can't see shit!"

                                                ?
                                                Submit my videos to make bank, tons of 5 minute videos offered right here

                                                Comment

                                                • Fatalspeed
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 2101

                                                  #25
                                                  If quitters never win and winners never quit...
                                                  what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
                                                  Faber est quisque fortunae suae

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Fatalspeed
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 2101

                                                    #26
                                                    When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
                                                    Faber est quisque fortunae suae

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Fatalspeed
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 2101

                                                      #27
                                                      my last one:

                                                      Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

                                                      Faber est quisque fortunae suae

                                                      Comment

                                                      • TKoProductions
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 673

                                                        #28
                                                        It looks like that site was designed during 4th period computer lab.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • NaughtyINC
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 1288

                                                          #29
                                                          will my globill checks clear from the bank?

                                                          meh

                                                          Comment

                                                          • nevilumind
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 4

                                                            #30
                                                            Are gay men aroused by the sight of their own penis?
                                                            hmm .. need a sig

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Jace
                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 35562

                                                              #31
                                                              i think the contest is over
                                                              if not

                                                              Where is the "any" key?

                                                              Comment

                                                              • BIGTYMER
                                                                Junior Achiever
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 17066

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by NaughtyINC
                                                                will my globill checks clear from the bank?

                                                                Good one!!

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Harmon
                                                                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 20012

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
                                                                  [email protected]

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • Lifeisawaste
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                    • 122

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Is it true that you are black?

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Mefo
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 6169

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Fatalspeed
                                                                      When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
                                                                      haha lol I wanna know

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • Lifeisawaste
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 122

                                                                        #36
                                                                        What do you do when an endangered animal eats endangered plants?

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • Nicky
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 30071

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by NaughtyINC
                                                                          will my globill checks clear from the bank?


                                                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 7241

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Fatalspeed
                                                                            When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
                                                                            rofl
                                                                            NastyDollars

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • coolfuck
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                              • 2440

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                                                              how many times do you choke your chicken a day ??
                                                                              good question ..
                                                                              like 40-100
                                                                              WANT TO PLACE YOUR TEXT/BANNER HERE?
                                                                              MSG ME:ICQ Number :43-420-088

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • Fatalspeed
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                                • 2101

                                                                                #40
                                                                                isn't this contest over?
                                                                                Faber est quisque fortunae suae

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Drake
                                                                                  Hello world!
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 12508

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  What would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way?

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • donovan
                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 1

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    what is the best lie nearest to the truth?

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • FrankHolland
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 7241

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by donovan
                                                                                      what is the best lie nearest to the truth?
                                                                                      NastyDollars

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • pornpf69
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                                                        • 15782

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        is it over? who won?

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • potter
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 6559

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Will Chocker Traffic make my E-Penis Bigger?

                                                                                          I added that one for the hell of it, even though the contest is over.

                                                                                          You can still give me money if you want

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • EntreNous
                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                            • 38

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            What is your name?

                                                                                            What is your favorite color?

                                                                                            What is the wingspan of an unladened swallow?


                                                                                            That's mine
                                                                                            It was pretty funny in the Holy Grail
                                                                                            I don't have a sig. Look somewhere else.

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • DirkG
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 289

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              What are you eating under there?




                                                                                              Yes, I have kids.
                                                                                              Trade traffic with Totally4free TGP HERE

                                                                                              aptgp III - If you aren't using it, you haven't seen it. DOWNLOAD NOW

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              Working...