IDIOTS!!! Help, police, someone stole my pot! - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 12-03-2004, 08:55 PM

How fuckin stupid can you be????

Quote:

Couple Allegedly Report Stolen Marijuana

December 3, 2004 10:15 p.m. EST

CALLAWAY, Fla. - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

LOL.....

drctfiesta · 12-03-2004, 08:57 PM

Love Brokers · 12-03-2004, 08:58 PM

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pornguy · 12-03-2004, 09:22 PM

from that area, comepletely believable.

cocky · 12-03-2004, 09:24 PM

dumbass

TurboAngel · 12-03-2004, 09:26 PM

wes · 12-03-2004, 09:35 PM

how dumb could they be?

neewwman · 12-03-2004, 10:02 PM

What's really sad is that there are two of them.

One of them had the brilliant idea to call the cops and the other didn't think to say "maybe that's not such a good idea"

Illicit · 12-03-2004, 10:04 PM

what the fuck is wrong with some people

Dawgy · 12-03-2004, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
What's really sad is that there are two of them.

One of them had the brilliant idea to call the cops and the other didn't think to say "maybe that's not such a good idea"

no whats really sad is that its a girl & guy, and theyre probably going to breed.

Doctor Dre · 12-03-2004, 10:53 PM

Not the first time I hear this one . There was something similar last year

Indica · 12-03-2004, 10:54 PM

What a bunch of dumbasses.

Vitasoy · 12-04-2004, 05:40 AM

Weed does that to ya,

Another Board · 12-04-2004, 05:43 AM

FUCK THE PO-PO'S!

robfantasy · 12-04-2004, 06:16 AM

this is why abortion should be legal

Libertine · 12-04-2004, 06:32 AM

Anyone still trying to claim pot doesn't cause brain damage?

martin_simpletraffic · 12-04-2004, 06:35 AM

definetly they had smoke too much...

mardigras · 12-04-2004, 06:35 AM

A friend's kid takes the prize for local dumbest criminal I've ever heard of. He was messed up on whatever he was doing and went into a small family owned convenience store. He asked for cigarettes and the clerk asked him to show I.D. Then while she was getting the cigarettes he grabbed the cash register and ran out the store... leaving his drivers license on the counter.

Manowar · 12-04-2004, 06:37 AM

its funny how there are so many episodes of americas dumbest crimals

StuartD · 12-04-2004, 06:39 AM

$100 says they voted for Bush... or... at least would want to if they were old enough.

Dalai lama · 12-04-2004, 06:44 AM

omg what a idiot

AnaNicole · 12-04-2004, 06:45 AM

lol i can believe it

bjjb · 12-04-2004, 08:55 AM

I like that show on spiketv Worlds Wildest Police Videos. ONce they showed a vid of a guy trying to rob (?) a convenience store of cigs. The guy behind the counter hit a switch that locked the guy inside and locked the clerk in the cage where he called the cops lol

Screaming · 12-04-2004, 08:56 AM

not shocking at all

DEA - banned for life · 12-04-2004, 09:02 AM

Why not just call the pigs and ask them if then can replace it with somthing better and a little less pricey..

jacked · 12-04-2004, 09:03 AM

how stupid can you be to call the cops and report that your marijuana got stolen the right thing would have been to go and grab a GLOCK and hunt down the fuck who did it ...

fusionx · 12-04-2004, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
no whats really sad is that its a girl & guy, and theyre probably going to breed.

hahaha - exactly..

Gene Police: Hey you! Get outta that pool!

maxjohan · 12-04-2004, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
A friend's kid takes the prize for local dumbest criminal I've ever heard of. He was messed up on whatever he was doing and went into a small family owned convenience store. He asked for cigarettes and the clerk asked him to show I.D. Then while she was getting the cigarettes he grabbed the cash register and ran out the store... leaving his drivers license on the counter.

mardigras · 12-04-2004, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bjjb
I like that show on spiketv Worlds Wildest Police Videos. ONce they showed a vid of a guy trying to rob (?) a convenience store of cigs. The guy behind the counter hit a switch that locked the guy inside and locked the clerk in the cage where he called the cops lol

I saw that one

Nice tough bulletproof glass on the door and the cage well protected the clerk, lol. If more stores had a system like that convenience store robberies would drop dramatically

Project-Shadow · 12-04-2004, 09:35 AM

Jesus fucking christ, they have IQ's of what... 5, maybe 6 tops?

Jake · 12-04-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Anyone still trying to claim pot doesn't cause brain damage?

Was thinking the same thing!

chemicaleyes · 12-04-2004, 10:38 AM

mardigras · 12-04-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Was thinking the same thing!

Nah, they were probably crackheads... they said the stolen weed was for sale. Probably to buy more crack

Joesho · 12-04-2004, 10:44 AM

WOW....

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-04-2004, 10:57 AM

yes folks, there are more stupid people out there than we realize.

bluedevil · 12-04-2004, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
How fuckin stupid can you be????

LOL.....

some niggeees

Pipeline Q · 12-04-2004, 11:02 AM

Something similar was on COPS once. A guy called the police because he gave someone $20, and got nothing in return. lol

12-03-2004, 08:57 PM	#2
drctfiesta Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Kingdom of Darkness Posts: 1,821	__________________ *

12-03-2004, 08:58 PM	#3
Love Brokers Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chatsworth, CA Posts: 1,699	UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Content Junky www.contentjunky.com ICQ: 135173372

12-03-2004, 09:22 PM	#4
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	from that area, comepletely believable. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

12-03-2004, 09:24 PM	#5
cocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: On my couch rubbing one off ! Posts: 2,044	dumbass __________________ The Best Porn Site

12-03-2004, 09:35 PM	#7
wes Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Vegas/Pacific Palasades Posts: 3,150	how dumb could they be? __________________ Hot Mom Blog : Tempting Teens : Spicy Tacos : Smutx Free Porn

12-03-2004, 09:26 PM	#6
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122

12-03-2004, 10:02 PM	#8
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	What's really sad is that there are two of them. One of them had the brilliant idea to call the cops and the other didn't think to say "maybe that's not such a good idea" __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

12-03-2004, 10:04 PM	#9
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	what the fuck is wrong with some people __________________ Insert Sig Here

12-03-2004, 10:54 PM	#12
Indica Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Net Posts: 809	What a bunch of dumbasses. __________________

12-04-2004, 05:40 AM	#13
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Weed does that to ya, __________________ [email protected]

12-04-2004, 05:43 AM	#14
Another Board So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 52	FUCK THE PO-PO'S!

12-04-2004, 06:16 AM	#15
robfantasy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Medellin, Colombia Posts: 6,445	this is why abortion should be legal __________________ Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

12-04-2004, 06:32 AM	#16
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Anyone still trying to claim pot doesn't cause brain damage? __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

12-04-2004, 06:35 AM	#17
martin_simpletraffic Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: the world of making money Posts: 216	definetly they had smoke too much... __________________ [email protected] This is as simple as it gets!!! 30+ products to promote....All webmasters accepted....All traffic accepted....Downloadable executables....and much more!!!

12-04-2004, 06:35 AM	#18
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	A friend's kid takes the prize for local dumbest criminal I've ever heard of. He was messed up on whatever he was doing and went into a small family owned convenience store. He asked for cigarettes and the clerk asked him to show I.D. Then while she was getting the cigarettes he grabbed the cash register and ran out the store... leaving his drivers license on the counter. __________________ .

12-04-2004, 06:37 AM	#19
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	its funny how there are so many episodes of americas dumbest crimals

12-04-2004, 06:39 AM	#20
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	$100 says they voted for Bush... or... at least would want to if they were old enough. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

12-04-2004, 06:44 AM	#21
Dalai lama Strength and Honor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 16,540	omg what a idiot __________________ A program you can trust. Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

12-04-2004, 06:45 AM	#22
AnaNicole Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PANAMA Posts: 454	lol i can believe it __________________ [email protected] This is as simple as it gets!!! 30+ products to promote....All webmasters accepted....All traffic accepted....Downloadable executables....and much more!!!

12-04-2004, 08:55 AM	#23
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	I like that show on spiketv Worlds Wildest Police Videos. ONce they showed a vid of a guy trying to rob (?) a convenience store of cigs. The guy behind the counter hit a switch that locked the guy inside and locked the clerk in the cage where he called the cops lol

12-04-2004, 08:56 AM	#24
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	not shocking at all __________________

12-04-2004, 09:02 AM	#25
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	Why not just call the pigs and ask them if then can replace it with somthing better and a little less pricey..

12-04-2004, 09:03 AM	#26
jacked sperm tail Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: nj Posts: 11,019	how stupid can you be to call the cops and report that your marijuana got stolen the right thing would have been to go and grab a GLOCK and hunt down the fuck who did it ... __________________ Got Cam Models? icq: 361-607-616

12-04-2004, 09:35 AM	#30
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Jesus fucking christ, they have IQ's of what... 5, maybe 6 tops?

12-04-2004, 10:38 AM	#32
chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	__________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

12-04-2004, 10:44 AM	#34
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	WOW.... __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

12-04-2004, 10:57 AM	#35
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	yes folks, there are more stupid people out there than we realize.

12-04-2004, 11:02 AM	#37
Pipeline Q Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,891	Something similar was on COPS once. A guy called the police because he gave someone $20, and got nothing in return. lol