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directfiesta 12-03-2004 08:55 PM
IDIOTS!!! Help, police, someone stole my pot!
 
How fuckin stupid can you be????

Quote:
Couple Allegedly Report Stolen Marijuana

December 3, 2004 10:15 p.m. EST



CALLAWAY, Fla. - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
LOL.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

drctfiesta 12-03-2004 08:57 PM
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Love Brokers 12-03-2004 08:58 PM
UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornguy 12-03-2004 09:22 PM
from that area, comepletely believable.

cocky 12-03-2004 09:24 PM
dumbass

TurboAngel 12-03-2004 09:26 PM
:1orglaugh

wes 12-03-2004 09:35 PM
how dumb could they be?

neewwman 12-03-2004 10:02 PM
What's really sad is that there are two of them.

One of them had the brilliant idea to call the cops and the other didn't think to say "maybe that's not such a good idea"

Illicit 12-03-2004 10:04 PM
what the fuck is wrong with some people :helpme

Dawgy 12-03-2004 10:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by neewwman
What's really sad is that there are two of them.

One of them had the brilliant idea to call the cops and the other didn't think to say "maybe that's not such a good idea"
no whats really sad is that its a girl & guy, and theyre probably going to breed.

Doctor Dre 12-03-2004 10:53 PM
Not the first time I hear this one . There was something similar last year

Indica 12-03-2004 10:54 PM
What a bunch of dumbasses.

Vitasoy 12-04-2004 05:40 AM
Weed does that to ya, :winkwink:

Another Board 12-04-2004 05:43 AM
FUCK THE PO-PO'S!

robfantasy 12-04-2004 06:16 AM
this is why abortion should be legal

Libertine 12-04-2004 06:32 AM
Anyone still trying to claim pot doesn't cause brain damage? :glugglug

martin_simpletraffic 12-04-2004 06:35 AM
definetly they had smoke too much... :drinkup :smokin :rasta :eyecrazy

mardigras 12-04-2004 06:35 AM
A friend's kid takes the prize for local dumbest criminal I've ever heard of. He was messed up on whatever he was doing and went into a small family owned convenience store. He asked for cigarettes and the clerk asked him to show I.D. Then while she was getting the cigarettes he grabbed the cash register and ran out the store... leaving his drivers license on the counter.:1orglaugh

Manowar 12-04-2004 06:37 AM
:1orglaugh its funny how there are so many episodes of americas dumbest crimals

StuartD 12-04-2004 06:39 AM
$100 says they voted for Bush... or... at least would want to if they were old enough.

Dalai lama 12-04-2004 06:44 AM
omg what a idiot

AnaNicole 12-04-2004 06:45 AM
lol i can believe it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bjjb 12-04-2004 08:55 AM
I like that show on spiketv Worlds Wildest Police Videos. ONce they showed a vid of a guy trying to rob (?) a convenience store of cigs. The guy behind the counter hit a switch that locked the guy inside and locked the clerk in the cage where he called the cops lol

Screaming 12-04-2004 08:56 AM
not shocking at all

DEA - banned for life 12-04-2004 09:02 AM
Why not just call the pigs and ask them if then can replace it with somthing better and a little less pricey..

jacked 12-04-2004 09:03 AM
how stupid can you be to call the cops and report that your marijuana got stolen the right thing would have been to go and grab a GLOCK and hunt down the fuck who did it ... :2 cents:

fusionx 12-04-2004 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Dawgy
no whats really sad is that its a girl & guy, and theyre probably going to breed.
hahaha - exactly..

Gene Police: Hey you! Get outta that pool!

maxjohan 12-04-2004 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by mardigras
A friend's kid takes the prize for local dumbest criminal I've ever heard of. He was messed up on whatever he was doing and went into a small family owned convenience store. He asked for cigarettes and the clerk asked him to show I.D. Then while she was getting the cigarettes he grabbed the cash register and ran out the store... leaving his drivers license on the counter.:1orglaugh
:helpme

mardigras 12-04-2004 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bjjb
I like that show on spiketv Worlds Wildest Police Videos. ONce they showed a vid of a guy trying to rob (?) a convenience store of cigs. The guy behind the counter hit a switch that locked the guy inside and locked the clerk in the cage where he called the cops lol
I saw that one:1orglaugh Nice tough bulletproof glass on the door and the cage well protected the clerk, lol. If more stores had a system like that convenience store robberies would drop dramatically:thumbsup

Project-Shadow 12-04-2004 09:35 AM
Jesus fucking christ, they have IQ's of what... 5, maybe 6 tops?

Jake 12-04-2004 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by punkworld
Anyone still trying to claim pot doesn't cause brain damage? :glugglug
Was thinking the same thing!

chemicaleyes 12-04-2004 10:38 AM
:1orglaugh

mardigras 12-04-2004 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jake
Was thinking the same thing!
Nah, they were probably crackheads... they said the stolen weed was for sale. Probably to buy more crack:1orglaugh

Joesho 12-04-2004 10:44 AM
WOW....

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-04-2004 10:57 AM
yes folks, there are more stupid people out there than we realize.

bluedevil 12-04-2004 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by directfiesta
How fuckin stupid can you be????



LOL.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
some niggeees

Pipeline Q 12-04-2004 11:02 AM
Something similar was on COPS once. A guy called the police because he gave someone $20, and got nothing in return. lol


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