"Do you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn't there some way to be both?"
Susan Sarandon

"I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em."
Dolly Parton

"Even a tin knocker will shine on a dirty door"

"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough."

"Ladies, here's a hint; if you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed."
Billie Jean King

"My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!"
Dolly Parton

the problem is that here dollar is comming down...

"You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping."
Cindy Crawford

Ok I need a break :)

Miranda on Samantha actually liking a guy: Oh my God we're gonna have to ice skate home. Hell just froze over.

Miranda: Okay I reeeeeaaaally need to have sex with him now. Next time he gets back in town I'll be too big and he won't want to. Nothing puts a man off sex like pregnancy. This is my last chance. Last chance for sex.
Carrie: You're not on death row.
Miranda: Yes I am. Dead woman fucking.

Miranda: He couldn't remember my name?
Carrie: Maybe you should have shown him both boobs

Samantha on a dating service ad that was mailed to Carrie: That's the postal equivalent to a drive by shooting.

Drunken Birthday Girl at a restaurant: Twenty five!? FUCK I'm old!
Carrie: I'm thirty five.
Samantha: Oh shut the fuck up, I'm a hundred and forty.