Samantha: This photo is just for me! So that when I'm old and my tits are in my shoes I can say, "damn I was hot."

Charlotte on Samantha's new relationship: I don't think she's a lesbian, I think she just ran out of men

Miranda: Can't you bring it up?
Charlotte: Noooo! We finally got the penis working. I don't wanna scare it!

Miranda: Yeah a finger is more like a third of dick so technically Maria has three and a third dicks.

Charlotte: TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis. I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!

:1orglaugh

:BangBang:

Samantha: Well what am I supposed to say, "hi this is my lesbian lover and p.s. I'm done with dick?"

Samantha referring to her baby-talk talking lover: I finally had to sit on his face to shut him up!

Samantha: And you should see the bush on him. I need a weedwacker just to find his dick!

Samantha: Every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.

Trey trying to have sex with Charlotte who wants him to conserve his juices for her impending ovulation:
Darling, I'm Juicy now!

Still aways to go

"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!" (Omar to Tony & Manny)

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." (Tony to Manny)

Time for a toke break

can some one bring me a coffee?

Not being much of a whore are you pf

Ok lets get moving

:thumbsup :) :glugglug

:2 cents: :2 cents: :warning

:( :1orglaugh :321GFY

no one?

I am working on my TGP...

adding some sposnsor banner to it...

sshhhh $60 at 1500 don't tell anyone :winkwink:

I already know it...

I will do it all by my self...

lets do it fast before someone else notices it

I am sure that we can do it..

every one must be too busy to be here..

I am...but still I am posting