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Old 11-30-2004, 12:34 PM   #1
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Ozzy Osbourne Thought Intruder Was Trying To Kill Him

OSBOURNE FEARED HARRISON-STYLE ATTACK

Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE has thanked God he wasn't harmed by the burglars who broke into his English mansion yesterday morning (22NOV04) unlike late BEATLE, GEORGE HARRISON.

The former BLACK SABBATH star bravely held one of the two intruder's in a headlock and dangled him out of a window at his Chalfont St Peter, Buckinghamshire home before the thief struggled free, escaping with jewellery worth more than $3.6 million (£2 million).

But Osbourne is amazed he avoided physical injury during the fracas, especially in the knowledge Harrison - who died of cancer in November 2001 - was stabbed and wounded in the chest by an intruder at his home in December 1999.
He said this morning (23NOV04), "I feel worse today than I did yesterday. I could have been like George Harrison. I could have been badly injured or anything.

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Old 11-30-2004, 01:21 PM   #2
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OSBOURNE FEARED HARRISON-STYLE ATTACK

Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE has thanked God he wasn't harmed by the burglars who broke into his English mansion yesterday morning (22NOV04) unlike late BEATLE, GEORGE HARRISON.

The former BLACK SABBATH star bravely held one of the two intruder's in a headlock and dangled him out of a window at his Chalfont St Peter, Buckinghamshire home before the thief struggled free, escaping with jewellery worth more than $3.6 million (£2 million).

But Osbourne is amazed he avoided physical injury during the fracas, especially in the knowledge Harrison - who died of cancer in November 2001 - was stabbed and wounded in the chest by an intruder at his home in December 1999.
He said this morning (23NOV04), "I feel worse today than I did yesterday. I could have been like George Harrison. I could have been badly injured or anything.


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Old 11-30-2004, 01:21 PM   #3
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you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:22 PM   #4
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you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.

and be real stupit
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:26 PM   #5
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you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:26 PM   #6
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It was the devil comming to get him!
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:27 PM   #7
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its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off
it may be a smart heist, but that doesn't make you any less of a dick. he's ozzy osbourne, prince of fuckin darkness.
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:28 PM   #8
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you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
Have you seen the way Sharon shops? Her house is the holy grail for small expensive things
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:29 PM   #9
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:33 PM   #10
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The blurglar must be too damn slow...
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:34 PM   #11
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remember Ozzy is the guy who bit the head off a chicken years ago, he damn well might bit off an ear Mike Tyson style

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Old 11-30-2004, 01:36 PM   #12
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remember Ozzy is the guy who bit the head off a chicken years ago, he damn well might bit off an ear Mike Tyson style

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Urban legend often?
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Old 11-30-2004, 02:19 PM   #13
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not urban legend, it is true.
he done it twice where he was appearing and they threw him and Sharon out.
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:13 PM   #14
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not urban legend, it is true.
he done it twice where he was appearing and they threw him and Sharon out.
Actually once he bit the head off a dove when he met with record executives and was supposed to release them out the window as a sign of peace, but he was drunk and bit the head off one. The second time he always bit the heads off plastic bats during concerts, and someone threw a real bat on stage and he thought it was plastic, and bit the head off that one thinking it was plastic.
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