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TheGarbageMan 11-30-2004 12:34 PM

Ozzy Osbourne Thought Intruder Was Trying To Kill Him
 
OSBOURNE FEARED HARRISON-STYLE ATTACK

Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE has thanked God he wasn't harmed by the burglars who broke into his English mansion yesterday morning (22NOV04) unlike late BEATLE, GEORGE HARRISON.

The former BLACK SABBATH star bravely held one of the two intruder's in a headlock and dangled him out of a window at his Chalfont St Peter, Buckinghamshire home before the thief struggled free, escaping with jewellery worth more than $3.6 million (£2 million).

But Osbourne is amazed he avoided physical injury during the fracas, especially in the knowledge Harrison - who died of cancer in November 2001 - was stabbed and wounded in the chest by an intruder at his home in December 1999.
He said this morning (23NOV04), "I feel worse today than I did yesterday. I could have been like George Harrison. I could have been badly injured or anything.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/ozzy-osbourne.jpg

neverlearn 11-30-2004 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by TheGarbageMan
OSBOURNE FEARED HARRISON-STYLE ATTACK

Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE has thanked God he wasn't harmed by the burglars who broke into his English mansion yesterday morning (22NOV04) unlike late BEATLE, GEORGE HARRISON.

The former BLACK SABBATH star bravely held one of the two intruder's in a headlock and dangled him out of a window at his Chalfont St Peter, Buckinghamshire home before the thief struggled free, escaping with jewellery worth more than $3.6 million (£2 million).

But Osbourne is amazed he avoided physical injury during the fracas, especially in the knowledge Harrison - who died of cancer in November 2001 - was stabbed and wounded in the chest by an intruder at his home in December 1999.
He said this morning (23NOV04), "I feel worse today than I did yesterday. I could have been like George Harrison. I could have been badly injured or anything.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/ozzy-osbourne.jpg


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smack 11-30-2004 01:21 PM

you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.

neverlearn 11-30-2004 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by smack
you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.

and be real stupit

Manowar 11-30-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off

BuckLover 11-30-2004 01:26 PM

It was the devil comming to get him!:1orglaugh

smack 11-30-2004 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off
it may be a smart heist, but that doesn't make you any less of a dick. he's ozzy osbourne, prince of fuckin darkness.

mardigras 11-30-2004 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by smack
you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
Have you seen the way Sharon shops? Her house is the holy grail for small expensive things:glugglug

cocky 11-30-2004 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off
:thumbsup

tranza 11-30-2004 01:33 PM

The blurglar must be too damn slow...

CheneyRumsfeld 11-30-2004 01:34 PM

remember Ozzy is the guy who bit the head off a chicken years ago, he damn well might bit off an ear Mike Tyson style

.:1orglaugh

mardigras 11-30-2004 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
remember Ozzy is the guy who bit the head off a chicken years ago, he damn well might bit off an ear Mike Tyson style

.:1orglaugh

Urban legend often?

CheneyRumsfeld 11-30-2004 02:19 PM

not urban legend, it is true.
he done it twice where he was appearing and they threw him and Sharon out.

Shoehorn! 11-30-2004 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
not urban legend, it is true.
he done it twice where he was appearing and they threw him and Sharon out.

Actually once he bit the head off a dove when he met with record executives and was supposed to release them out the window as a sign of peace, but he was drunk and bit the head off one. The second time he always bit the heads off plastic bats during concerts, and someone threw a real bat on stage and he thought it was plastic, and bit the head off that one thinking it was plastic. :2 cents:


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