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Old 11-30-2004, 11:34 AM   #1
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In a bank line and a guy dropped dead right in front of me
In a bank yesterday, big lineup, waiting, waiting, silently cursing banks, when suddenly guy in front of me in the line keels over, big thud.

Dead.

From a heart attack.

Just like that.

People are seriously freaked out, especially the women, crying, sacred shitless.

Meanwhile, the branch manager sees me in line, says "Hey Dombuyer, come on over to my office and I'll help you here."

I'm like, WTF, lady, you didn't just see another one of your fellow human beings drop dead on the spot, in your fucking bank??

"That stuff doesn't bother me," she says.

WTF??

Just proves to me that banks train their staff to eliminate all feeling if they want to climb the ladder.


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Old 11-30-2004, 11:36 AM   #2
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Probably waiting on a wire from Ibill......
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:36 AM   #3
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:37 AM   #4
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What really is strange, is that she called you by your GFY nick.
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:38 AM   #5
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:38 AM   #6
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In a bank yesterday, big lineup, waiting, waiting, silently cursing banks, when suddenly guy in front of me in the line keels over, big thud.

Dead.

From a heart attack.

Just like that.

People are seriously freaked out, especially the women, crying, sacred shitless.

Meanwhile, the branch manager sees me in line, says "Hey Dombuyer, come on over to my office and I'll help you here."

I'm like, WTF, lady, you didn't just see another one of your fellow human beings drop dead on the spot, in your fucking bank??

"That stuff doesn't bother me," she says.

WTF??

Just proves to me that banks train their staff to eliminate all feeling if they want to climb the ladder.


For this reason they invented Online Banking man... Who needs to see people dying in line?!
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:38 AM   #7
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Did anyone perform CPR on the guy or just stare at him?
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:39 AM   #8
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people call you DomBuyer in real life ?
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:44 AM   #9
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That happened to me last year while in for jury duty. I was in a room with about 200 people waiting to be called and this old guy two rows in front of me slumped over and went unconcious right there. Everyone just kind of stood there in amazement. Within about a minute he was flat. Paramedics were there in about 2 min and zapped him back to life. It was the crazyest shit I have ever seen.


(They actually did excuse him from duty, but I don't recommend trying the death-option!)
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:45 AM   #10
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In a bank yesterday, big lineup, waiting, waiting, silently cursing banks, when suddenly guy in front of me in the line keels over, big thud.

Dead.

From a heart attack.

Just like that.

People are seriously freaked out, especially the women, crying, sacred shitless.

Meanwhile, the branch manager sees me in line, says "Hey Dombuyer, come on over to my office and I'll help you here."

I'm like, WTF, lady, you didn't just see another one of your fellow human beings drop dead on the spot, in your fucking bank??

"That stuff doesn't bother me," she says.

WTF??

Just proves to me that banks train their staff to eliminate all feeling if they want to climb the ladder.


Did she tell the women to shut up cause its a bank?
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:47 AM   #11
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That happened to me last year while in for jury duty. I was in a room with about 200 people waiting to be called and this old guy two rows in front of me slumped over and went unconcious right there. Everyone just kind of stood there in amazement. Within about a minute he was flat. Paramedics were there in about 2 min and zapped him back to life. It was the crazyest shit I have ever seen.


(They actually did excuse him from duty, but I don't recommend trying the death-option!)
I heard about that 1 too...He was using Glo-Bill and had no idea they robbed everyone and went under untill he got called to be a juror in the embezzlement trial
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:48 AM   #12
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people die every day.
whats the big fucking deal ?
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:49 AM   #13
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:50 AM   #14
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they call you dombuyer?
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:51 AM   #15
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:51 AM   #16
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that's sad, sorry to hear that
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:53 AM   #17
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people die every day.
whats the big fucking deal ?
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:54 AM   #18
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sounds like some cold people working at that bank
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:54 AM   #19
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people die every day.
whats the big fucking deal ?
People die every day infront of you ???
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:54 AM   #20
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:55 AM   #21
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What really is strange, is that she called you by your GFY nick.
atleast i'm not the only one who thought that was a little weird
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:56 AM   #22
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People die every day infront of you ???
i saw a 6 year old kid get ran over by a bus last year...do you want me to make a thread about it?
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:58 AM   #23
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Did anyone perform CPR on the guy or just stare at him?
yea, someone did. Took paramedics more than 5 minutes to arrive. I ran into street calling for a doctor, but no luck. Guy was dead almost immediately.
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:59 AM   #25
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they call you dombuyer?
Yea, manager has her own site on the side:

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Old 11-30-2004, 12:00 PM   #26
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i saw a 6 year old kid get ran over by a bus last year...do you want me to make a thread about it?
Let the healing begin brother.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:00 PM   #27
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:01 PM   #28
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lol @"hey dombuyer"
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:01 PM   #29
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:03 PM   #30
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lol @"hey dombuyer"
It's not far off. The whole fucking bank is always like "tell us about the domain biz, pimp", just in bank language:

"Your profession is really fascinating. Explain what it is you do again."
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:08 PM   #31
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:42 PM   #32
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In a bank yesterday, big lineup, waiting, waiting, silently cursing banks, when suddenly guy in front of me in the line keels over, big thud.

Dead.

From a heart attack.

Just like that.

People are seriously freaked out, especially the women, crying, sacred shitless.

Meanwhile, the branch manager sees me in line, says "Hey Dombuyer, come on over to my office and I'll help you here."

I'm like, WTF, lady, you didn't just see another one of your fellow human beings drop dead on the spot, in your fucking bank??

"That stuff doesn't bother me," she says.

WTF??

Just proves to me that banks train their staff to eliminate all feeling if they want to climb the ladder.


That's fucked up.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:43 PM   #33
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On a funny side - don't tell us they call you DomBuyer in the bank ;)
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whats the big fucking deal ?
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:47 PM   #35
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So we are supposed to freak out because some guy had a heart attack and died? Happens all the fucking time. Should we freak out and cry about every single person in the world who has a heart attack, whether we know them or not? You are going to need some more tissues
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