In a bank line and a guy dropped dead right in front of me
 

In a bank yesterday, big lineup, waiting, waiting, silently cursing banks, when suddenly guy in front of me in the line keels over, big thud.

Dead.

From a heart attack.

Just like that.

People are seriously freaked out, especially the women, crying, sacred shitless.

Meanwhile, the branch manager sees me in line, says "Hey Dombuyer, come on over to my office and I'll help you here."

I'm like, WTF, lady, you didn't just see another one of your fellow human beings drop dead on the spot, in your fucking bank??

"That stuff doesn't bother me," she says.

WTF??

Just proves to me that banks train their staff to eliminate all feeling if they want to climb the ladder.


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Probably waiting on a wire from Ibill......

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What really is strange, is that she called you by your GFY nick.

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For this reason they invented Online Banking man... Who needs to see people dying in line?!

Did anyone perform CPR on the guy or just stare at him?

people call you DomBuyer in real life ? :winkwink:

That happened to me last year while in for jury duty. I was in a room with about 200 people waiting to be called and this old guy two rows in front of me slumped over and went unconcious right there. Everyone just kind of stood there in amazement. Within about a minute he was flat. Paramedics were there in about 2 min and zapped him back to life. It was the crazyest shit I have ever seen.


(They actually did excuse him from duty, but I don't recommend trying the death-option!)

Did she tell the women to shut up cause its a bank?
:(

I heard about that 1 too...He was using Glo-Bill and had no idea they robbed everyone and went under untill he got called to be a juror in the embezzlement trial:(

people die every day.
whats the big fucking deal ?

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they call you dombuyer?

Pics?

Video?

that's sad, sorry to hear that:(

sounds like some cold people working at that bank

People die every day infront of you ???

LOL

atleast i'm not the only one who thought that was a little weird :1orglaugh

i saw a 6 year old kid get ran over by a bus last year...do you want me to make a thread about it?

yea, someone did. Took paramedics more than 5 minutes to arrive. I ran into street calling for a doctor, but no luck. Guy was dead almost immediately.

no way

Yea, manager has her own site on the side:

LoanApprovalAndHJ.com

Let the healing begin brother. :glugglug

You should have used a better deodorant :2 cents:

Smelly fucker :Graucho

Regards,

Lee

lol @"hey dombuyer"

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It's not far off. The whole fucking bank is always like "tell us about the domain biz, pimp", just in bank language:

"Your profession is really fascinating. Explain what it is you do again."

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:1orglaugh that's so not right

That's fucked up. :(

On a funny side - don't tell us they call you DomBuyer in the bank ;)

idiot

So we are supposed to freak out because some guy had a heart attack and died? Happens all the fucking time. Should we freak out and cry about every single person in the world who has a heart attack, whether we know them or not? You are going to need some more tissues