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11-29-2004, 02:39 PM
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* PLAYERS BALL * Big Woody Awards - Nominations? Who should get the big dick?
The longest lasting awards in the adult internet are the Big Woody Awards. Since the beggining of the Players Balls, we've always given these awards out in January, Vegas.
This year we will have 12 Big Woody's that are given to the individuals, not necessarily the companies or biggest money makers. Anyone can win a Big Woody for just about any reason. We issue these to the person who deserves the spotlight, then we make up a title for them. Even Snoop Dogg got a Big Woody Award, these awards have even been satired on Family Guy and also copied in the movie "Girl Next Door", in my opinion. They made it gold, but it was still an award shaped like a big dick. Categories include: Newbie Of the Year Player of the Year Pimp of the Year Chat Board Personality Of The year - Juicy Ho of the Year - Mary34D Best Dressed Comeback Player Of The Year Fight The Woody Award - You can guess who's gonna get that one Playette Of The Year Hottest Girl On The Net And 2 other awards to be named later depending on the person. Suggestions for awards?
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11-29-2004, 02:41 PM
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I should win the "Hottest Girl On The Net"
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11-29-2004, 02:45 PM
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 Just DO NOT give "Best Dressed" to a bdjuf or other metrosexual guy.
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11-29-2004, 02:48 PM
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11-29-2004, 02:48 PM
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Metrosexuals do have an advantage there, they can coordinate. Why aren't you coming this year?
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11-29-2004, 02:49 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I am already a Winner
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11-29-2004, 02:49 PM
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I can't wait to see the nominees...will there be voting?
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11-29-2004, 02:49 PM
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11-29-2004, 02:50 PM
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I need a pimp suit...Lars can I borrow yours?
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11-29-2004, 02:56 PM
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After the last 2 elections for President, I'm not a big fan of the voting process. I'm straight up about these awards, I pick them. I've always figured that since I've been in the game since the beginning and know most people, I'm a good judge of who's worthy. Aimee Sweet should be up for Hottest Girl On The Internet. Aria won that award last time I gave that title and Woody. As of now, Aimee is in the lead for that award until others name worthy candidates. Much love. 
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11-29-2004, 02:58 PM
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cant wait d$, do me a fav and give me a shout when u have time or if its good to contact you let me know...
as for the people that have never been to the party of the year, get ready for something that you will be talking about for months to come 
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11-29-2004, 03:05 PM
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Woot Woot! I can't wait...time to start getting my outfit together
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11-29-2004, 03:07 PM
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Good Stuff!!! Notice you don't have a "donkey award"... for the biggest ass!
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11-29-2004, 03:10 PM
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We interrupt the Big Woody Awards for the following important message:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...postid=5790922 Now back to your regularly scheduled bs Steve Lightspeed
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11-29-2004, 03:10 PM
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Love you D Money...Let's get together soon for dinner... |
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11-29-2004, 03:12 PM
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dirtiest dood of the year
Dirty Danza http://www.dirtydanza.com nice seeing you in cali hommie now get out here to vegas and chill
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11-29-2004, 03:13 PM
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Yo ... Give me one of those beeotches ..... weirdest sponsor ..the bathrooms ..
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11-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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only 38 days until the ball
cant wait D, its going to be off the hook!!! Do you have your Player code yet? If not you best start hitting up sponsors people!!
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11-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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That would be a good one, but I can't give you one because Lightspeed will say only sponsors get them.
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11-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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Give MonsterCock the Newbie Of The Year Award just so someone can see him in person and jack his ass up
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11-29-2004, 03:17 PM
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Harmon, your sig rocks.
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11-29-2004, 03:23 PM
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you need "biggest C-U-N-T of the year" award. I could win that one
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11-29-2004, 03:25 PM
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6 yrs in the biz and I can't even get an invite to a players ball.
800 hardcore scenes for tons of reality sites....so what's up D-Money, do I hook you up with a bj...and if so, from a guy or girl? Be nice to get a pass to get to one...p.s. bringing 5 hotties with me this show, have a suite at the Mandalay..hint, hint.
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11-29-2004, 03:26 PM
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11-29-2004, 03:32 PM
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11-29-2004, 03:35 PM
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Nah, if that were true, I'd have got one in 2002!
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11-29-2004, 03:36 PM
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i think i shoul dwin as i am a pelican and i have the smalles dick ever....
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11-29-2004, 03:41 PM
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See, I can't be bought.
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11-29-2004, 03:47 PM
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I'd love for you to go. I think people are under the impression that I decide who's invited and who's not. Passes are given to the sponsors, I have less then they do. I'd hit up any of the sponsors listed on the site and make you case, let them know you have hotties to bring. I'll even recommend you to them.
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11-29-2004, 03:47 PM
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Vanilla of course...
Playette Of The Year or Hottest Girl On The Net |
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11-29-2004, 04:01 PM
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D$ approved.
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11-29-2004, 04:05 PM
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I should be nominated for "Most Up And Coming Player"
I'm fucking serious!! You've seen my transition D$!!!
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11-29-2004, 04:14 PM
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That's true. I have seen it. I'll keep that in mind. Now I'm getting ideas. More ideas! Who else should get one and why?
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11-29-2004, 04:49 PM
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My time is coming...
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and for Hottest Girl On The Net: a fight between: nicki nevada and teen kelly.
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11-29-2004, 05:07 PM
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It might be 21 and over, waiting to see if we can let in 18 and over.
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11-29-2004, 05:24 PM
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My time is coming...
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11-29-2004, 08:47 PM
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BEST DRESSED FOR ME BABY!!!
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11-29-2004, 08:52 PM
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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most of the newest hottest girls in the biz are 18-20 |
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11-29-2004, 08:53 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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ahem ahem
<-------------best dressed, best doggystyle, best ny accent, best bald head, best cyberer, best fluffer, best playa holla
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11-29-2004, 08:53 PM
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did you ever get a bathroom sponsor?
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11-29-2004, 08:55 PM
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I agree... it would be real nice to see a big wooden dick with my big wooden pussy! YA Boy!
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11-29-2004, 08:57 PM
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Hall Of Fame
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I have a small woody..
Any awards for that?
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11-30-2004, 02:58 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Were taking up a collection for you , for a nice penis enlargement kit. Next Year you can come and "hang out" with the Big Boys
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11-30-2004, 03:13 AM
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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Big Pussy of the year
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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11-30-2004, 03:45 AM
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Asian of the year
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