* PLAYERS BALL * Big Woody Awards - Nominations? Who should get the big dick?
 

The longest lasting awards in the adult internet are the Big Woody Awards. Since the beggining of the Players Balls, we've always given these awards out in January, Vegas.

This year we will have 12 Big Woody's that are given to the individuals, not necessarily the companies or biggest money makers. Anyone can win a Big Woody for just about any reason.

We issue these to the person who deserves the spotlight, then we make up a title for them.


Even Snoop Dogg got a Big Woody Award, these awards have even been satired on Family Guy and also copied in the movie "Girl Next Door", in my opinion. They made it gold, but it was still an award shaped like a big dick.

Categories include:

Newbie Of the Year

Player of the Year

Pimp of the Year

Chat Board Personality Of The year - Juicy

Ho of the Year - Mary34D

Best Dressed

Comeback Player Of The Year

Fight The Woody Award - You can guess who's gonna get that one

Playette Of The Year

Hottest Girl On The Net

And 2 other awards to be named later depending on the person.


Suggestions for awards?

I should win the "Hottest Girl On The Net" :2 cents:

Just kidding, I'll win something next year. I want to be there to receive the award. :Graucho

Just DO NOT give "Best Dressed" to a bdjuf or other metrosexual guy.

give it to me instead :thumbsup

Best dressed goes to the one dressed in a real pimp suit, coordination is the key.

Metrosexuals do have an advantage there, they can coordinate.

Why aren't you coming this year?

I am already a Winner

I can't wait to see the nominees...will there be voting?

My girl is only 20, she won't let me go alone :1orglaugh

I need a pimp suit...Lars can I borrow yours?

No voting, voting always gets tampered with.

After the last 2 elections for President, I'm not a big fan of the voting process.

I'm straight up about these awards, I pick them. I've always figured that since I've been in the game since the beginning and know most people, I'm a good judge of who's worthy.

Aimee Sweet should be up for Hottest Girl On The Internet.

Aria won that award last time I gave that title and Woody.

As of now, Aimee is in the lead for that award until others name worthy candidates.

Much love.

:winkwink:

cant wait d$, do me a fav and give me a shout when u have time or if its good to contact you let me know...


as for the people that have never been to the party of the year, get ready for something that you will be talking about for months to come :)

Woot Woot! I can't wait...time to start getting my outfit together:)

Good Stuff!!! Notice you don't have a "donkey award"... for the biggest ass! :Graucho

We interrupt the Big Woody Awards for the following important message:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...postid=5790922

Now back to your regularly scheduled bs


Steve Lightspeed

Love you D Money...Let's get together soon for dinner...

dirtiest dood of the year

Dirty Danza

http://www.dirtydanza.com nice seeing you in cali hommie now get out here to vegas and chill

Yo ... Give me one of those beeotches ..... weirdest sponsor ..the bathrooms ..:thumbsup

only 38 days until the ball

cant wait D, its going to be off the hook!!!
Do you have your Player code yet? If not you best start hitting up sponsors people!!

That would be a good one, but I can't give you one because Lightspeed will say only sponsors get them.

:1orglaugh

Give MonsterCock the Newbie Of The Year Award just so someone can see him in person and jack his ass up :Graucho

Harmon, your sig rocks.

you need "biggest C-U-N-T of the year" award. I could win that one :1orglaugh

6 yrs in the biz and I can't even get an invite to a players ball.
800 hardcore scenes for tons of reality sites....so what's up D-Money, do I hook you up with a bj...and if so, from a guy or girl?

Be nice to get a pass to get to one...p.s. bringing 5 hotties with me this show, have a suite at the Mandalay..hint, hint.

Thanks man :thumbsup

That's not the underage girl right? That's the older one?

Nah, if that were true, I'd have got one in 2002!

i think i shoul dwin as i am a pelican and i have the smalles dick ever....

See, I can't be bought.

I'd love for you to go. I think people are under the impression that I decide who's invited and who's not.

Passes are given to the sponsors, I have less then they do.

I'd hit up any of the sponsors listed on the site and make you case, let them know you have hotties to bring. I'll even recommend you to them.

Vanilla of course...

Playette Of The Year or Hottest Girl On The Net
:Graucho

Good one.

D$ approved.

I should be nominated for "Most Up And Coming Player"

I'm fucking serious!! You've seen my transition D$!!!

That's true. I have seen it.


I'll keep that in mind.

Now I'm getting ideas.


More ideas! Who else should get one and why?

Yes I think you are nominated permanently for the next 10 years! ;)

and for Hottest Girl On The Net:
a fight between: nicki nevada and teen kelly.

Are they old enough to get into the Players Ball?

It might be 21 and over, waiting to see if we can let in 18 and over.

I think so. But I'm not sure...

BEST DRESSED FOR ME BABY!!! :glugglug :thumbsup

MS4L

hahahaha, now won't that be funny

most of the newest hottest girls in the biz are 18-20

ahem ahem:Graucho

<-------------best dressed, best doggystyle, best ny accent, best bald head, best cyberer, best fluffer, best playa


holla

did you ever get a bathroom sponsor?

I agree... it would be real nice to see a big wooden dick with my big wooden pussy!


YA Boy!

I have a small woody..

Any awards for that?

Were taking up a collection for you , for a nice penis enlargement kit. Next Year you can come and "hang out" with the Big Boys:Graucho

Big Pussy of the year :glugglug

uchase/webpry?

Asian of the year :1orglaugh

That would narrow my chances down to Greg SIC, Danny and Mike at Python, HAHAHA