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Old 11-09-2004, 02:39 PM   #1
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Two words that must NEVER be together
I stole this. I admit it... So sue me.

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The rules, such as they are: all responses must be two words, and those two words must form a Phrase That Is Not Meant To Be, something disturbing, deranged and just plain wrong.

Also, preferably, funny.


I'll start. And since it's my thread, I'll start with the phrase that inspired this, even though it's not mine.

Anal danish.
And my own: Chewy Semen
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:42 PM   #2
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:33 PM   #23
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:34 PM   #24
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:49 PM   #26
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Old 11-09-2004, 06:26 PM   #29
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Old 11-09-2004, 06:27 PM   #30
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Old 11-09-2004, 06:30 PM   #32
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Old 11-09-2004, 06:33 PM   #33
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