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Dagwolf 11-09-2004 02:39 PM

Two words that must NEVER be together
 
I stole this. I admit it... So sue me.

Quote:

The rules, such as they are: all responses must be two words, and those two words must form a Phrase That Is Not Meant To Be, something disturbing, deranged and just plain wrong.

Also, preferably, funny.


I'll start. And since it's my thread, I'll start with the phrase that inspired this, even though it's not mine.

Anal danish.
And my own: Chewy Semen

mardigras 11-09-2004 02:42 PM

Intelligent Republicans

:1orglaugh

sickkittens 11-09-2004 02:44 PM

pricky vagina

polish_aristocrat 11-09-2004 02:44 PM

Business thread / GFY

Nicky 11-09-2004 02:45 PM

warm beer

TheLegacy 11-09-2004 02:45 PM

Bush / dynasty

OWNED 11-09-2004 02:45 PM

smart sigwhores

AdultNex 11-09-2004 02:46 PM

Smart GFYer

Nicky 11-09-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Business thread / GFY
LMAO, thats a good one :-P

OWNED 11-09-2004 02:47 PM

polish aristocrat

jacked 11-09-2004 02:47 PM

slimmy pussy

reynold 11-09-2004 03:02 PM

sticky fingers.

Polak 11-09-2004 03:04 PM

seminal vessicle

xenophobic 11-09-2004 03:05 PM

children / sexeducation

titmowse 11-09-2004 03:07 PM

compassionate/conservative

The Other Steve 11-09-2004 03:11 PM

military intelligence

TKoProductions 11-09-2004 03:12 PM

same difference

The Other Steve 11-09-2004 03:12 PM

trustworthy politician

FilthyRob 11-09-2004 03:14 PM

Infectious Discharge

MandyBlake 11-09-2004 03:18 PM

Hairy Pickle
For some reason, the word HAIRY stuck in my head lol

Marcus Aurelius 11-09-2004 03:19 PM

Tax Audit

mookienow 11-09-2004 03:20 PM

yeah no

Dagwolf 11-09-2004 03:33 PM

Surviving lawyer :winkwink:

gornyhuy 11-09-2004 03:34 PM

flossing/anal hair

TaDoW 11-09-2004 03:47 PM

vaginitis soup

Dagwolf 11-09-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
vaginitis soup
:repuke

TaDoW 11-09-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
:repuke
haha :-) hey, I aim to please!

Furious_Female 11-09-2004 03:59 PM

Respectable Antis

Dagwolf 11-09-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
Respectable Antis
Special forces

DX 11-09-2004 06:27 PM

President Kerry.

neverlearn 11-09-2004 06:29 PM

Bush/Responsible

Dagwolf 11-09-2004 06:30 PM

What's an antis?

TheJimmy 11-09-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
What's an antis?

Mike Okitch 11-09-2004 06:38 PM

Amateur vasectomy

Homemade parachute

buddyjuf 11-09-2004 06:38 PM

bdjuf / gay :Graucho

DX 11-09-2004 06:39 PM

afterbirth casserole

SykkBoy 11-09-2004 06:40 PM

shit sandwich
tampon taco
vaginal teeth

TurboTrucker 11-09-2004 06:42 PM

Lick razor.

Feces spray.

Chop penis.

Ford quality.

Explicit 11-09-2004 06:44 PM

Microsoft Works...................

pornguy 11-09-2004 06:46 PM

Me / you.

TurboTrucker 11-09-2004 06:52 PM

I love my Microsoft Works.

Quote:

Originally posted by Explicit
Microsoft Works...................

TurboTrucker 11-09-2004 06:54 PM

Shattered teeth

Screeching chalkboard

Scraping bone

Pierce eyeball

Penis removal

Fingernail peeling

SykkBoy 11-09-2004 06:55 PM

ass chili
slit penis
severed penis
grated penis

Furious_Female 11-09-2004 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
What's an antis?
Main Entry: antis
plural of anti

Main Entry: [1]an·ti
Pronunciation: 'an-"tI, 'an-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural antis
Etymology: anti-
Date: 1788
: one that is opposed

$5 submissions 11-09-2004 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
Surviving lawyer :winkwink:
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Dagwolf 11-10-2004 12:44 AM

crunchy panties :winkwink:

pussyluver 11-10-2004 12:49 AM

Pic in Dag's sig is great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh, the two words?

check mail

nofx 11-10-2004 12:51 AM

President Bush

oh wait......too late for that!

Sambo 11-10-2004 12:56 AM

Peacekeeper Missile

Peace Force

BradM 11-10-2004 12:56 AM

honest russian


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