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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    Two words that must NEVER be together

    I stole this. I admit it... So sue me.

    The rules, such as they are: all responses must be two words, and those two words must form a Phrase That Is Not Meant To Be, something disturbing, deranged and just plain wrong.

    Also, preferably, funny.


    I'll start. And since it's my thread, I'll start with the phrase that inspired this, even though it's not mine.

    Anal danish.
    And my own: Chewy Semen
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • mardigras
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      #2
      Intelligent Republicans

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        • sickkittens
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          pricky vagina

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            • polish_aristocrat
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              Business thread / GFY
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                • Nicky
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                  warm beer

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                    • TheLegacy
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                      Bush / dynasty
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                        • OWNED
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                          smart sigwhores

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                                • Nicky
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                  Business thread / GFY
                                  LMAO, thats a good one :-P

                                  gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                  seminal vessicle

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                                                      children / sexeducation

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                                                                • TKoProductions
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  same difference

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                                                                      #18
                                                                      trustworthy politician
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Infectious Discharge
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                                                                              #20
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                                                                              For some reason, the word HAIRY stuck in my head lol
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      yeah no

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                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Surviving lawyer
                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                            • gornyhuy
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              flossing/anal hair

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                                                                                                • TaDoW
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  vaginitis soup
                                                                                                  -TaDoW

                                                                                                  I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by TaDoW
                                                                                                      vaginitis soup
                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                        • TaDoW
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                                                                                                          • 3875
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                          haha :-) hey, I aim to please!
                                                                                                          -TaDoW

                                                                                                          I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                                                                                            • Furious_Female
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                                                                                                              Respectable Antis
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                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                                                                                                  Respectable Antis
                                                                                                                  Special forces
                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                      President Kerry.

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                                                                                                                          DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                                                                                                          Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                                                                                                          Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              What's an antis?
                                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                  What's an antis?
                                                                                                                                  Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

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                                                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                                                          bdjuf / gay

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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  shit sandwich
                                                                                                                                                  tampon taco
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                                                                                                                                                          Microsoft Works...................

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                                                                                                                                                                  I love my Microsoft Works.

                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Explicit
                                                                                                                                                                  Microsoft Works...................

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                                                                                                                                                                      Shattered teeth

                                                                                                                                                                      Screeching chalkboard

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                                                                                                                                                                      Pierce eyeball

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                                                                                                                                                                          ass chili
                                                                                                                                                                          slit penis
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                                                                                                                                                                          Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                              What's an antis?
                                                                                                                                                                              Main Entry: antis
                                                                                                                                                                              plural of anti

                                                                                                                                                                              Main Entry: [1]an·ti
                                                                                                                                                                              Pronunciation: 'an-"tI, 'an-tE
                                                                                                                                                                              Function: noun
                                                                                                                                                                              Inflected Form(s): plural antis
                                                                                                                                                                              Etymology: anti-
                                                                                                                                                                              Date: 1788
                                                                                                                                                                              : one that is opposed
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                  Surviving lawyer

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      crunchy panties
                                                                                                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Pic in Dag's sig is great

                                                                                                                                                                                          oh, the two words?

                                                                                                                                                                                          check mail

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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              President Bush

                                                                                                                                                                                              oh wait......too late for that!

                                                                                                                                                                                              Often times I wonder why
                                                                                                                                                                                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                                                                                                                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                                                                                                                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      honest russian

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